Darth Janus vs. Jackstain

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Tormentor_2004
SInce they were fighting in one of the threads, lets see them battle here.

Darth Janus is Obi-Wan Kenobi based on his icon
Jackstain is Darth Maul based on his icon and sig

jackstain
lol, star wars aside, i wuld def. win in a fight, i like me, whoever voted against me sucks, but i like u too!

Tormentor_2004
this is funny

jackstain
i think it will just start more fights/arguments in which i will win, but i dont want to argue/fight with anyone, people hate me enuff.............this is a stupid thread. how bout tormentor 2004 vs a mack truck going 75 mph.

Darth Revan33
You sure have a big mouth jackstain.

Darth_Nefarus
well, first off, what are their weapons?
jackstain what would you use? and janus what would you use?

DarkMenace
Like Tormentor said, JAnus is AOTC Obi-Wan so obviously he has a blue lightsaber. Jackstain(maul) has two-bladed lightsaber

Darth_Janus
Hm. Well, since I'm now Obi the magrick ningra of Jedi... I will bet on me. But it'd be rough. Maul was one tough SOB.

This is funny to find after being gone for a couple of days. lol

ArthasKnight
Janus, I think you'd win. Obi-Wan did beat Maul after all.

Darth_Janus
Yeah, and I'm AOTC Obi. I've had ten years to get better.

Kun-ni Habeo
i'm with you Janussmile))))

SnakeEyes
jackstain loses this one

Darth_Nefarus
Well the fight would be pretty even, but I think if Jackstain did lose, he'd at least go out better than Maul did.

Darth_Janus
All this support is getting me misty eyed... Ahem... alright.

Yeah, I'd at least saber off his legs and step back first. Then I'd Force push him down some steps, and throw stuff at him. But nothing to crazy as to Obi Ningra jump slash him in half.

Darth Revan33
Definitely Darth Janus. jackstain probably couldn't even figure out where the fight was gonna take place.

jackstain
ok all you people are doing is just insulting me, so i guess it shows your maturity, i think this is a bogus thread, and even everyone voted in favor of me, it would be bogus. knowledge of star wars wise, no one knows, write up a test or sumthing for the both of us and see who wins. fighting in real life wise, we will never find out. so who cares, you guys are ridiculous.

Darth_Nefarus
so why respond?

jackstain
because i had to make the point at least.

jackstain
or try...

Darth_Nefarus
understandable, but by replying (IMHO) it just seems like you care for some reason.

I agree with you, the rest of us should make a test for you two. 1 for movies, and one for EU

jackstain
i think, honestly, that if i didnt win both, i could 100% beat him in at least one of the tests. but i dont know how it would work, i guess one person make up the quiz, and then send em to each guy in a private message, then post the scores, and send back the right answers, in case there were any screw-ups.

Darth_Janus
No need. I'll concede right now that I don't have the EU knowledge you do. I've read very few books, and while I know the sequels and AOTC very well, TPM I only actually saw once (I never bought it... I should) and it's been over two years.

So really, you'd probably win in the information department.

But I can still spin a good argument on anything.

jackstain
and i could keep the argument going until i were blue in the......fingers......but this website really isnt that important to me, heh. Happy Dance

Darth_Nefarus
and you have a dancing banana, not that has anything to do with Star Wars, but it does make my opinion of you increase.
I don't have a dancing banana...
decrease! ....

jackstain
Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

i love it!

Darth_Nefarus
they're just so happy

Darth_Janus
I hate those bananas.

Thanos the Lord
c'mon they're cool Happy Dance

Darth_Janus
No. No, they're not. They are just bizarre and not in the good sense, either.

ArthasKnight
Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

I like 'em, I think they're funny.

jackstain
YEEEAH, Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance (MXC theme music playing along with bananas)

Darth_Janus
Damn the bananas... They shall be my downfall.

ArthasKnight
Happy Dance DJ, you will see bananas everywhere you go now. They will never leave you alone...

jackstain
Happy Dance dun dun duuuuuunnnn!! Happy Dance

Darth_Janus
You guys are evil. I hereby comdemn you to this... Death by Dooku!

ArthasKnight
Defend me, my banana minions! Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

Darth_Janus
This could get ugly...

*Dooku sabers through the banana minions.*

What a mess.

And how the hell are we tied now?

jackstain
that is it......youve asked for the ultimate smite!
Happy Dance
Happy Dance
Happy Dance

jackstain
Happy Dance
Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

jackstain
bananas! Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

Darth_Janus
Lord, no!

March, my minions!

jackstain
if i had a picture of Alf, this fight wuld be over! but since i dont

Happy Dance

ArthasKnight
Reinforcements!

Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

Darth Mantis
dance

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