Brosnan Back As Bond?

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lau_timmy
CBN is reporting that David Black, who runs the unofficial James Bond International Fan Club, has heard rumors that Pierce Brosnan might still come back for the next film. "Although the media reports that Pierce has had enough of the ongoing Bond debate and ruled himself out - I have heard rumours that some further negotiations may have just taken place and he may still be back for the new film due for release in 2006. Don't rule him out just yet - that's all I can say on the subject!!"

This is not the first time CBN has heard this tantalizing rumour, but whether there is any truth in it remains to be seen.

yerssot
yeah, I heard it too, but considering it goes against every possible thing that has been said about the new bond I don't think it's true.

Though, I do hope that I'm seriously wrong on this one, since Pierce is in my top 2 of favorite Bonds... would be quite a publicity stunt to get him back of course, so keep hoping

lau_timmy
Bring Pierce back for just one more.

yerssot
well, it's final... it's over for him

silver_tears
cry

yerssot
*pats silver on the back*
there there
there there

now he has more time for you wink

silver_tears
*cries on your shoulder* cry

he better be as sexy as ever cry

yerssot
beauty never dies, by tomorrow he will be forever yours happy

silver_tears
that sounds so pretty eyes

yerssot
*puts brosnan under shot*
and I'm making sure it will work too wink

silver_tears
I think I might love you somemore droolio
I'll keep Mr. Brosnan happy eyes

yerssot
always a pleasure to help you out wink
I doubt he'll complain wink

silver_tears
I'll call if I need anything eyes
And he better not flirt1

yerssot
I shall be at your service, madam! *click heals and spins off*
you'll gag him? stick out tongue

silver_tears
You really shouldn't wear heals darling, what with your height, it's bad for the back cry

No, I'll keep him busy whistle

yerssot
it is how I punish myself for being only but the servant cry

he'll do the cooking huh big grin

silver_tears
You can go barefoot for all I care cry

I like to cook thank you stick out tongue

yerssot
I shall not soil the ground thee walk on cry

same here! eek! so you'll stuff him with food huh wink

silver_tears
No worries, I wear slippers cry

No, I'll keep him occupied another way shifty

yerssot
even so, the sole of your slippers should not mingle with the place my feet touch cry (I hope this will finally get me an oscar for drama happy )

as a maid? big grin

silver_tears
*tear tear* cry

No, a sex toy droolio

yerssot
are it ... silver tears? no expression

you say what we all think eek! I'll steal him from you happy

silver_tears
No no expression

yes I do eyes and i don't think he'll go willingly!

yerssot
they are golden then happy

you should be the official spokegirl of the world eek! I'll knock him out cold, what's your problem? wink

silver_tears
That'll do happy

Is there such a job? Where do I sign? eek!
Don't you mean knock him off his feet with your sexiness eyes

yerssot
cause there is not much higher? stick out tongue

you just got hired eek!
well, I can pick that one as plan B but plan A is much more fun wink

silver_tears
Platinum wink

Excellent! I take it we'll be working together? eek!
I can understand why eyes

And with that i must leave you dahling cry
I feel nauseas, so I'm gonna go lie down for a bit sad

I'll catch up on the threads later wink

yerssot
but that's not worthy of you wink

well, I'm sure that I can squeeze me somewhere into your schedual wink
yeah, I'm all pro physical contact wink

ow, that sounds bad, what's wrong? something you ate? took a pill? messed

darn, I'm still catching up from last time y'know stick out tongue I wanna see you pull that off stick out tongue

silver_tears
I'm glad you think so wink

I'll be glad to accommodate eyes
It's a good way to be imo thumb up


I dunno, I haven't been feeling well for a while, and I just got sick today. And no I didn't take a pill, I don't believe in unnecessary medicine, it screws up your body systems.

Almost there ninja

yerssot
I even find that bronze should not be in a radius of 100 kilometers near you wink

I'll be glad to help out too wink
especially when he'll struggle and I'll hit him with the lamp eek!

well, I don't believe in unncessary medicine, I barely take that ... but if you haven't been feeling well for a while, you should think of getting something

still a long way to go... like pierce returning huh wink

silver_tears
I like how you think diva

I was hoping you'd say that eyes
And why would you injure that pretty face?

It's to do with the seasons, when the seasons shift I feel sick alot, like I get headached when the pressure drops and rises and such, and when it's really rainy and cold I feel sick. It's like a weird form of allergies.

cry you're heartless

yerssot
and rest assure, tuts, I think a lot wink

wait till you get to my teeth wink
I always like a little play of hard to get wink

allergy to bad weather huh? you'll hate europe then ... is it going better now?

it was an attempt to be ontopic... but yeah, I cut my heart out to give it to you for valentine's day happy

silver_tears
That's such a turn on droolio

Fine then, I'll play harder eyes

I think it's some shit form of hay fever, and luckily I've been 120% for like a week now, so yay for me! eek!

That's a little grotesque cry

yerssot
should we talk advanced maths and physics now? wink

that makes the aftermatch so much more fun too big grin

you haven't got it checked out yet to why you got it? gooooooooooo silverrrrrrrr eek!

don't worry, I'll clean it off before handing it over happy

silver_tears
I hate both yucky

I couldn't agree more ninja

I know why, it's cause of the seasons and nasty weather we've been having, like one day it was 15 degrees, and the next -15 degrees.

Would you for me? cry

yerssot
more reason to drop it, what did you refer to then? confused

well, lets wait with the agreeing till the aftermatch wink

and there is absolutely nothing you can do about that feeling then? messed

of course, I can not stand the idea of you touching something that is still dirty cry

silver_tears
You dropped them? stick out tongue I never had either, but I have to take advanced math next year, calculus and discrete mathematics. messed ew

Sounds like a plan thumb up

No, it's just like allergies, some people get them when spring comes around, and mine's just off season, it's to due with the blasted weather! They recommend vitamins, but I don't believe in taking supplements embarrasment

Thank you cry

yerssot
no, I ment dropping as in not mentioning them here messed why do you have to take those? and what is discrete maths? you hide it from the others or something? blink

the best of course is to go with the flow wink

but if you don't take them, how can you know that it won't work? you have to give it a shot, it might help you messed

you are so welcome of course cry

Corran
Isn't this a little off-topic? stick out tongue

You two should get a room (chat-room) or use PM's for this.

yerssot
who are you? raz in disguise? stick out tongue we just keep up the idea that we don't need a mod here and it works well wink

Corran
Ha, I'm going to tell Raz that it needs a Mod here, and I'm going to suggest you so that you have to get serious.

yerssot
laughing out loud nice try

dave will become mod here if it ever happens

silver_tears
why dave? confused

yerssot
cause he already is one someplace else messed

dave123
why not dave?

yerssot
silver doesn't believe in you, dave eek!

dave123
she's just jealous that she's posted sooooo much on KMC, and I've done absolutely nothing productive for KMC, and it is I who get to moderate eek!

yerssot
are you two breaking up now? cry

dave123
no, she find's power rather sexy droolio

yerssot
aren't you bothered that raz, the admin, is british too? stick out tongue

dave123
Raz doesn't have power, so to speak, he merely does what the members tell him to yes

and I'd be more worried if Raz were Canadian yes

yerssot
oh but don't you know about the effect british males have on canadian girls? if I were you, I would quiver with fear wink

dave123
I'm British, too fish

yerssot
but not an admin wink

dave123
I just explained he has no actual power stick out tongue

he is limited by being "responsible", shackles that do not burden my crazy antics eek!

yerssot
are you trying to conquer irene back now? eek!

dave123
cry When did she leave?

yerssot
you scared her off cry

dave123
you made the last statement to her, you bastard cry

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you cry

yerssot
perhaps she is on her way to me eek! ... the poor girl cry

join the club, I hear they have jackets

dave123
as figure 3.5b (below) shows, the world is flat, and there is only one logical way to get from Canada to Belgium.... this involves passing through my home land big grin

and in doing so, she'll have to visit me first droolio

yerssot
she can go through Africa first, so don't count on it stick out tongue

dave123
Africa is but a myth

yerssot
that's why it's on the map?

dave123
Just cos it's on a map doesn't make it real stick out tongue

For example, there is no red line connecting Europe to N. America

yerssot
there isn't? so irene could visit my country first then?... isn't that scary stick out tongue

dave123
Tecnhnically I have no proof that Belgium exists.... and your inane ramblings are consistent with Tiny Tim... your high post count, too.... all of this suggests that you ARE a bot, and therefore, Belgium can not be real smart

yerssot
you're on to me eek! *sends virus to your computer* eek!

dave123
An imaginary bot from a nonexistent country poses no threat orroz

yerssot
but since you're talking to me... that leaves you two options:

either I'm not imaginary and then I do form a threat

or

I am imaginary and that means you're talking to an non-existing object, making you insane

dave123
or the third alternative, whereby you are merely random code from an unknown source, coincidentally giving off random packets of binary which - despite the unbelievable odds - are forming what would appear to be a conversation between the pair of us (and by us, I mean myself and an extremely improbably event)

yerssot
or as anyone would say after reading that post of you: you're nuts stick out tongue

dave123
it's entirely possible yes

yerssot
do you take pills for it? cry

dave123
my intelligence needs no medical control youpi

yerssot
it's FUBAR? stick out tongue

yerssot
you're swearing! I'll sue you eek!

dave123
crazy fool confused

yerssot
you're BA Barracus?

dave123
Coo-Coo Cachoo?

yerssot
I think it's time you get some sleep stick out tongue

dave123
You're probably right yes

yerssot
I'll tuck you in happy

dave123
Aaaaaaw, thanks stick out tongue

yerssot
you're welcome, my son happy

dave123
I'm not half belgian fear

yerssot
no, you'r half nuts wink

dave123
that's just gross stick out tongue

yerssot
well, what do you want to be then? stick out tongue

dave123
half funky and half groovy, baby droolio

yerssot
shagedelic baby, yeah!
do you want to be Austin Powers? stick out tongue

dave123
I'd rather be James euro

yerssot
Bond, James Bond?

dave123
yes

or Orroz zorro

yerssot
I'll be Bond, you'll be ... Orroz blink

dave123
Bond's gotta be English orroz

yerssot
Bond, but not the actors stick out tongue

dave123
You foreigner's aren't up the the suaveness that Bond emits with every second on screen schmoll

yerssot
Sean could do it... Pierce could do it ... ok, George failed miserably, but hey, two out of three wink

dave123
you'd be 4th stick out tongue

yerssot
I don't care, as long as I can get the role wink I heard you can ... practice with the bond girl before the movie starts wink

dave123
lies.... all lies ninja

yerssot
I'll set up that rule then wink

dave123
I'll try em out first, just to make sure they're not umm.... fakes yes

yerssot
who said I would hire you stick out tongue

dave123
you don't get a choice no2

yerssot
explain What the f**k?

dave123
I screw, you have her a later date smile

yerssot
that's a rather bold post blink

dave123
no, this is bold

yerssot
it could be more though, I'm disappointed in you dave stick out tongue

dave123
double tags does nothing sad

yerssot
use your devine powers, boy stick out tongue

dave123
i would, but you wouldn't be able to handle them stick out tongue

yerssot
try me boy stick out tongue

dave123
here goes....

yerssot
it failed

dave123
no, i'm pretty sure I can see it's spectacularness.... you must be using a dodgy browser

yerssot
which is...?

dave123
it only works with AOL 2.1 erm

yerssot
more reason not to get it, since it's AOL stick out tongue

dave123
schmoll

yerssot
you're trying to americanise? eek!

dave123
Amerika is the way forward

yerssot
5 years ago stick out tongue

dave123
You're livin in the past, man

yerssot
the only way not to get hurt wink

dave123
unless you got hurt in the past yes

yerssot
but then you skip that part wink

dave123
and what happens if you catch up to your present self?

yerssot
the game starts all over and you dive back into the past big grin

dave123
sounds kinda shit

yerssot
but think of all the fun you had in the past: no school eek!

dave123
A time when Irene was online and not you cry *runs off*

yerssot
is davey-wavey jealous the great irene lowers herself int talking to me ? stick out tongue

dave123
No, I wouldn't want her to get bored when I'm around happy

But seriosly, just talking to you is depressing me cry

yerssot
so you can entertain her after I scare her away eek!

I have that effect on people, have you tried grouptherapy? it has done wonders to me

dave123
I entertain her whether you've scared her or not shifty

and what about the others in your therapy.... aren't they affected by you? stick out tongue

yerssot
well, I'm sure she can laugh ...At you stick out tongue

they're still in therapy, I got fired cause I was the cause and solution to all of their life-problems happy

dave123
*tilts hat* happy personal jester wink

*takes some anti-depressants* stick out tongue

yerssot
I hope you don't use british humor, no one gets that wink

please do, the fabricants gimme a big percentage cause I'm the mainreason people take them big grin

dave123
hey mad british humour is hilarious if you're british

yerssot
yeah, I feel with you cry


EDIT: fixed the faulty smiley

dave123
never mind, yers sad

Irene better find it damn hilarious mad

yerssot
but I do mind, don't cry dave *offers shoulder*

dave123
I've got my own shoulder's, thanks happy

yerssot
I can help you find them eek!

dave123
they're right where i left them big grin

yerssot
next to who? shifty

dave123
Do I HAVE to answer that one? wink

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