CNN: Tupac alive and well

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MF D00m
http://benderboyz.com/tupac.htm

Unexpected twist: Tupac Shakur alive and well
By Robert Spencer
For CNN.com

Monday, April 4, 2005 Posted: 8:40 AM EST (1340 GMT)

(CNN) -- Rap star Tupac Shakur appeared yesterday in Beverly Hills and casually strolled through the streets as if the rest of the world had forgotten his "murder" nearly nine years ago.

Almost out of thin air, famed rapper Tupac Shakur showed up yesterday afternoon at a shopping mall in Beverly Hills. Escorted by an entourage of some ten indivduals including ex-producer Suge Knight and fellow rapper Andre Young (aka Dr. Dre), Shakur began visiting the many high-end stores he once frequented during the peak of his fame in the mid-90s. He looked as if all was well while onlookers stared in disbelief at the "ghost" before them.

In a private conference held late last night, close friends of Shakur and a small handful of reporters were privy to information about his life since the 1996 incident.

When asked why he chose to mislead the world into thinking he was dead Shakur reflected for several seconds. "I never meant to hurt my fans or anyone else," Shakur said. "There were men out there that wanted my blood and the blood of those closest to me. I did this for them. It wasn't an easy decision for me, but it was a step I knew I had to take."

According to family members and friends of the rap star, Shakur had been in hiding in the Columbian city of Cali under the assumed name of Jamal Millwood. This and other developments in the story have led many to begin investigating lyrics such as "I'm goin' back to Cali" that apparently foretold his disappearance in 1996.
It now appears that Shakur continued releasing album after album including "All Eyez On Me," "The 7 Day Theory," and "Resurrection" from that tropical location.

Conspiracy theories that abounded after the rap star's untimely death now appear confirmed. Tupac Shakur said he plans to continue the legacy he started. He said he looks forward to returning to the spotlight where he says he belongs. "I want to show all my enemies that you can't keep me down. Here I am - Resurrected," he said.

CNN Bureau Chief Aaron Nichols contributed to this report.


haha, that's hilarious!

SlipknoT
Holy Shit huh

tabby999
hmmm....weird. wouldn't mind some proof though, CNN arn't exactly 100% hole proof

MF D00m
Well, I dunno...










it's a fake but lets see how long it will take people to realize it

SlipknoT
Originally posted by MF D00m
Well, I dunno...










it's a fake but lets see how long it will take people to realize it laughing is it really?

LanİeWindu™
Next time when posting a link, don't post the actual link!!! Use something like words to cover the link...like:CNN.COM

So then the joke could actually work.

That was a good fake though.

MF D00m
That's a good tip Lance, but I actually wasn't trying to fool people. I just thought this was hilarious. A lot of people were actually fooled by this though. Sending emails to CNN and going crazy.

Good laughs.

LanİeWindu™
Hehehe!!!

Dumbasses.

Afro Cheese
Yeah saw that a few days ago.. it was an April Fools article.

Alpha Centauri
Anybody thankful that it's not true besides me?

Anyone?

-AC

Afro Cheese
laughing

Miss_Faye
I saw Elvis at the gas station.....

Moonunit
Tupac: 2nd rate rap for white trying-to-be badasses.

hh?
pure comedy laughing

bordom
what will people come up with next *shakes head*

KennyG
Who has the time to be this much of a looser? Most likely anyone with the user name MDOOM you had nothing better to do than write 4-5 paragraph report for a joke. Im 100% sure he's white and knows nothing of the true art of rap nobody believes fake articles that have false information about people Biggie made going back to cali ******* so you wasted your time nobody that was a true tupac fan would even register that information you lame. You probally sit on that computer all day dont you no girl friend no friends at all just you and your computer thinking of fake papersto write

hh?
you idiot he didn't write that. they do this every year. it's a fake CNN website.

tabby999
yeah well you talk about mainstream rap in anycontext and theres always some moron who take offence to something

Dr. Strangelove
Originally posted by tabby999
yeah well you talk about mainstream rap in anycontext and theres always some moron who take offence to something

Especially when it's about Tupac...

tabby999
yeah, prophet of the people apparently. preferred him as a actor then a musician

Dr. Strangelove
Tupac was an actor...hmm didn't know that.

I don't mind Tupac, good mainstream rapper. But he gets so much ****ing head from the media and fans because of his death it's just beyond annoying.

MF D00m
Originally posted by KennyG
Who has the time to be this much of a looser? Most likely anyone with the user name MDOOM you had nothing better to do than write 4-5 paragraph report for a joke. Im 100% sure he's white and knows nothing of the true art of rap nobody believes fake articles that have false information about people Biggie made going back to cali ******* so you wasted your time nobody that was a true tupac fan would even register that information you lame. You probally sit on that computer all day dont you no girl friend no friends at all just you and your computer thinking of fake papersto write

HAHAHAHA, I BET I GOT THIS FOOLS HOPES UP

Sorry dude, Tupac is dead and he'll never come back. That being said, it's hilarious that you fell for it.

P.S. You want to talk about user names? What about that homo user name that is KennyG. That has to be the gayest KMC name yet. And that's saying something. Please.

tabby999
Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
Tupac was an actor...hmm didn't know that.

yeah, he was in movies, the only one i can think of off the top of my head is Gridlock'd with Tim Roth, a movie i quite liked but some people i know hate. check it out.

Originally posted by MF D00m
HAHAHAHA, I BET I GOT THIS FOOLS HOPES UP

Sorry dude, Tupac is dead and he'll never come back. That being said, it's hilarious that you fell for it.

P.S. You want to talk about user names? What about that homo user name that is KennyG. That has to be the gayest KMC name yet. And that's saying something. Please.

and i too have a feeling you broke this poor fools heart, good stuff. oh and i love how he insulted your user name and spelt it wrong. genuis!

Afro Cheese
He was in another movie called "Above The Rim" or something like that about a high school basketball player or something.

tabby999
yeah, i cant remember many, i only really "know" Gridlock'd

hh?
Juice^ and a few others that i forgot titles

Pac was a pretty good actor. Mos Def is good actor too.

tabby999
yeah i quite liked 2pac as an actor, but i'd need to see more of his stuff to make a solid choise

koolruningz
Originally posted by KennyG
Who has the time to be this much of a looser? Most likely anyone with the user name MDOOM you had nothing better to do than write 4-5 paragraph report for a joke. Im 100% sure he's white and knows nothing of the true art of rap nobody believes fake articles that have false information about people Biggie made going back to cali ******* so you wasted your time nobody that was a true tupac fan would even register that information you lame. You probally sit on that computer all day dont you no girl friend no friends at all just you and your computer thinking of fake papersto write

laughing Its people like this that make coming to this forum so entertaining. How he could look at D00m's sig and say he "knows nothing of the true art of rap" is hilarious. Way to go man! laughing

hh?
laughing^

Darth Revan
Originally posted by KennyG
Who has the time to be this much of a looser? Most likely anyone with the user name MDOOM you had nothing better to do than write 4-5 paragraph report for a joke. Im 100% sure he's white and knows nothing of the true art of rap nobody believes fake articles that have false information about people Biggie made going back to cali ******* so you wasted your time nobody that was a true tupac fan would even register that information you lame. You probally sit on that computer all day dont you no girl friend no friends at all just you and your computer thinking of fake papersto write

Yeah, you keep on thinking that man... confused

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002VLD.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

*LEGATO*
Tupac? Alive? I don't think so.. I've even seen pics of his body like actually dead..

hh?
Originally posted by Darth Revan
Yeah, you keep on thinking that man... confused

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002VLD.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

Df02
Originally posted by KennyG
Who has the time to be this much of a looser? Most likely anyone with the user name MDOOM you had nothing better to do than write 4-5 paragraph report for a joke. Im 100% sure he's white and knows nothing of the true art of rap nobody believes fake articles that have false information about people Biggie made going back to cali ******* so you wasted your time nobody that was a true tupac fan would even register that information you lame. You probally sit on that computer all day dont you no girl friend no friends at all just you and your computer thinking of fake papersto write

you actually realise how much of a dick you made yourself look in that 1 paragraph?

http://thursdays.com/pic200/kenny9751.jpg

eggmayo
Im loving the Brian May styles KennyGizzle

koolruningz
^ laughing out loud

KellyKID
I DON'T understand where people find the time to things like this..... I've heard of BORED, but this is ultimate boredom!!!!!!! First of all, when u go to cnn, it is a big time web address domain, it isn't the some local IP.....as u can see the URL the IP goes something like 12.254.23. blah blah etc.... then it goes CNN... most fakest site i ever seen.... then on the side it saids that u r logged in into entertainment....and if u click entertainment again, the site appears to change and a whole list of entertainment weekly comes up and u can't find n e thing about tupac alive well.... and when u search on cnn.com, it does not say a word about tupac alive and well....
and second, that picture of tupac, was taken in the 90's. And also, if u go to rotten.com and you can find tupac's autopsy pictures.... Tupac might be alive and well, but if it were too happen, and if it were legit...you would be seeing it on MTV new or BET and every single news channel.... it is hilarious at least, there are so many believers where here in LA, stupid mexicans and n*ggas think that website is so real.... its hilarious, u gotta see it for youself!!! If tupac were alive, don't you guys think he would make a better entrance at a concert or something instead of the mall?????????? He wouldn't be like, I AM RESURRECTED!!!!!!!!!!! at beverly hill center........

MF D00m
"stupid mexicans and niggas"

Man I wish people like you would say that in front of actual mexicans and african americans so you could your ass kicked.

thuglife
He was in Juice, Gang Related, poetic Justice, Gridlock'd, Above the rim, and im tying to think if was in any other movies hmm don't remember oh he also appeared in this old chevy chase movie along with digital underground.

hxcsince84
Originally posted by KennyG
Who has the time to be this much of a looser? Most likely anyone with the user name MDOOM you had nothing better to do than write 4-5 paragraph report for a joke. Im 100% sure he's white and knows nothing of the true art of rap nobody believes fake articles that have false information about people Biggie made going back to cali ******* so you wasted your time nobody that was a true tupac fan would even register that information you lame. You probally sit on that computer all day dont you no girl friend no friends at all just you and your computer thinking of fake papersto write



Racist dick. What makes you assume the person who wrote this stupid article is white? Is it because black people would never come up with anything this stupid? hahaha..that's funny because who came up with Ebonics? Yeah, and that's much more retarded than this article.

hxcsince84
Originally posted by hxcsince84
Racist dick. What makes you assume the person who wrote this stupid article is white? Is it because black people would never come up with anything this stupid? hahaha..that's funny because who came up with Ebonics? Yeah, and that's much more retarded than this article.

quick PS---Where is the "art" in rap music? R.A.P:::Retards attempting poetry.

It's not art. You wanna know true art, you're not going to find it by listening to rap music.

jaden101
Nothing quite beats trolling on a 4 year old defunct thread.

Bardock42
Originally posted by hxcsince84
quick PS---Where is the "art" in rap music? R.A.P:::Retards attempting poetry.

It's not art. You wanna know true art, you're not going to find it by listening to rap music.

You seem awfully close minded.

geshien
Originally posted by jaden101
Nothing quite beats trolling on a 4 year old defunct thread.

Sad is what it is. Truly.

ATWilliams
wow he maybeis still alive, but i'm starting to to think this acticle is fake because at the bottom the person writing the acticle replies "ha ha hilarious!" when nothing writen was in no way at all humorous.

U Can't laugh and react from a joke without first hearing a joke.
So what's so Funny?

Mmmm
Bullsh!t

Mmmm
Bullsh!t

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