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Dont be shy! RED DWARF ROCKS! i want to hear about it

I totally love red dwarf!!! who is with me? I feel like 1 of the only 4 people in the WORLD to have heard of it...

TTM!

I saw one ep of it while I was in England....funny stuff

*sees thread - starts to drool*

I absolutely adore Red Dwarf!

It's absolutely brilliant. It was the first sci-fi thing I ever watched, it got me into the liked of Star Wars and other sci-fi at a young age.

I think I was four when I first saw it, and loved it ever since. I'm a total Red Dwarf nut. Series 1-6 are the best, with 7-8 being definitely the weakest, but I don't mind, because it's classic British comedy.

I recently bought all the DVD's. I love the commentaries and making ofs, plus they have all the Smeg Ups and are full of cool little surprises that only fans of the show care about. I love it.

i love this show... if i could afford the dvd's i'd buy em... one of the greatest comedies ever made...

Hell yeah, red dwarf kicks ass!

great sitcom..i love it

shud be in the tv forum though

It's the best British Sci-Fi sitcom ever. I have still to see the movie.

Red Dwarf is my second favourate TV program (no guessing for first). I've got series 1-6 on DVD, can't wait for the movie.

Has anyone seen the (poor, very poor) US pilot?

I LOVED red dwarf, Craig Charles and Chris Barrie are great and i would buy the DVDs if I could afford them

Great show.

The episode with the wax droids, I loved the guy they got to play Stan Laurel. He was perfect!

My fav ep is QUARANTINE.

YAY MR. FLIBBLE!!!

I only got into is when my friend showed me. she has all the way to series 8 and her dad is complaining about it being so long for them to relese series 9 on dvd and stuff. I heard that the movie has not been made yet, they are still trying to get some money, but when they do make it, THEY'LL MAKE IT AUSTRALIA!!!!


YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

I love the way it's made. I only realised it a few weeks ago, but there are no true villians or heros. I ,ean, it takes a genius to come up with that and keep it going without conforming o the popular structure. GENIUS!!!

Smeg is a word i use on a daily basis. Thanks be to the makers of red dwarf and my best friend for showing it to me!!!

also, not so much thanks to my friend as she said i was Rimmer and put a 'H' on my head then started calling me a SMEGHEAD.

GRRRRRR! dont worry though, Ill get her with my Hex vision 3343434

also may i add that i got bored one day after she started calling me that and wrote 'I AM A FISH' 400 times, did a silly rimmer salute and pretended to collapse.... This was all in class mind you...

I've heard of it, but I haven't read of the books

I live in the UK and am a huge fan of Red Dwarf!
Can't wait for the movie!

erm i watched 1 random episode and didnt know what the hell was goin on can anyone xplain it 2 me ?

SMeeeeee heeeeeeee!

It's wierd, every episode I have watched about a million times, and the jokes are still funny.

I love EVERY series. I love the original two series where its just Cat, Rimmer and Lister arguing all the time and I love the later ones where it gets into aliens and space exploration and stuff. Rimmer is my fave character. I think Gunmen OF The Apocalype (Western) or Back to Reality (the first ep with Duane Dibley!) is my fave.

Has anyone got the DVDs? The deleted scenes are really cool - like it shows us what The Inquisitor looks like under the mask (I'm so glad it was deleted). Im such a geek, I love things like that. I also, I think its Series V DVD that shows you the American Red Dwarf - absolutely awful - complete with Robert Llewelyn as Krten with awful makeup, and a Dave Lister who would pass for Ace Rimmer.

On Series 3 DVD they let you play Backwards forwards - so you find out what they are saying. Funny how if you say "Erskib" and run it backwards it sounds like "Bitter".

And the guy who did the first Kryten was actually the guy who did talkie toaster in season 4. It's amazing how tight packed and fast paced it was, and how it made a half an hour seem like a days events just flashed past.

Mr. Flibble was genius - Chris Barrie (Rimmer) used to do Spitting Image so you can tell that came in useful, that puppet rocked - I DEMAND MERCHANDISE!

One of my all time favourite quotes comes from Rimmer (to Cat):
"Look, I think we've all got something to bring to this discussion, but the thing I think you should bring is silence" I actually use that quote in arguments lol. Red Dwarf is brilliant.

I am rimmer according to my friend. Just because i blame aliens for everything. (aliens used our bog role?)

One of my favourite lines from the show is by cat: We are all gonna die.

3343434!!!

But i love most the lines.

I actually made a mr flibble toy. It looks almost exactly like him. Right down to the red spotted bowtie.I did it by playing frankenstein with a few of my stuffed animals (and stealing the bowtie off my little bro's teddy bear.) I took it to school with me for like weeks and even ended up with the nickname " PENGUINLADY" from one of the boys.

I lost him in my room somewhere though ...

I dont think ill ever find him now

Better belive her two stupid
hi i'm the friend grade 3 Ol keeps mentioning.

I love red dwarf i blame my dad because hes the one that got me into it and i got my friend into it mwahahahahaa
i have every series on vidio and the first four on dvd dads waiting for the box set of series of 5-8 bawling

ME WANT IT NOW (and grade 3 Ol and i still haven't blown up brisbane)

You goit.... YesI'm talking to YOU M!

your a goit, youre ALL goits! I'm surrounded by goits. MIREILLE youre a goit! YES I BLAME YOU. YOUGOT ME INTO IT!!!
NOW ITS AN ADDICTION!!!

I'm a what

And thaaaats........bad?

You heard.

And no, not really... Jusy addictions arnet always good u no

really well too bad theres nothing i can do bout it

We're getting a wee bit off topic now, aren't we?

Sorry. We are friends and I LOVE THAT LINE!!!!!!

RED DWARF RULZ!!!

We are talking jape of the decade, we are talking APril May June July AND August Fool.

What a classic Red Dwarf moment.

There are just soooo many!

how bout... in the ep terrorform (I think its called) how kryten says about the mechanoid sayiong"

01001101001101 (Or whatev!) Which means dont stand around blabbering when youre in mortal danger.

or something like that n e way!



Or: I dont care what model it was: No vacuum cleaner should give a man a double polaroid1

ROFL!!!!! LMAO!

I think the look on lister's face when he first igures out what the photos are is CLASSIC!

i absolutely love red dwarf one of my favorite sitcoms of all time i have series 1-6 on dvd and 7-8 on vhs

Red Dwarf was SO awesome.

Originally posted by Deano
great sitcom..i love it

shud be in the tv forum though

YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH i bet ya bloody do! slaggin' it off the other week! was ya?! yeeeeeeeaaaahhhhh

Red Dwarf is genius

Originally posted by mr-savonty
YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH i bet ya bloody do! slaggin' it off the other week! was ya?! yeeeeeeeaaaahhhhh

Red Dwarf is genius

talkin out ya ass...again
i said it ay as good as ofah or men behaving badly
ya big head

Red Dwarf? Never heard of the smeggin' show.

lol

great show i think there is a thread for this already though

ahh well the dancing Rimmers is one of the greatest moments in tv history IMO

I put this in the scifi section before i knew there was was a tv talk one...
How did it get here?

Is it me, or is Rimmer the only guy in the world who can make the word "git" into the funniest word of all time? Only Chris Barrie can say "git" and get such laughs from a stupid three letter word.

*looks over past posts that I missed before*
WTF!!! okay, i'm scared now

i dont get whats with a lot of that stuff.... but back to red dwarf!!!

I like that little song that goes with the dancing rimmers...

Hes arnold arnold arnold rimmer...

It' just soo annoying that you GOTTA love the TUNE!!!

I like what lister says as theyre coming out...

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I guess kryt's plan WORKED! huh?

alltime fav line to say: WE ARTE ALL GONNA DIE!!

YAY!!! I am a fish. (x400) *does silly little dance*
*faints*

3343434

Originally posted by grade 3 ol
*looks over past posts that I missed before*
WTF!!! okay, i'm scared now

i dont get whats with a lot of that stuff.... but back to red dwarf!!!

I like that little song that goes with the dancing rimmers...

Hes arnold arnold arnold rimmer...

It' just soo annoying that you GOTTA love the TUNE!!!

I like what lister says as theyre coming out...

3343434

I guess kryt's plan WORKED! huh?

alltime fav line to say: WE ARTE ALL GONNA DIE!!

YAY!!! I am a fish. (x400) *does silly little dance*
*faints*

3343434
the little song with the dancing rimmers is called the rimme munchin song

duh!

Its a classic sumone give me some money so i can buy the DVDs

The Line at the end of queeb has gotta be the funniest ever, not only the joke but the delivery also, its just a near perfect joke. or the norWEB joke lol.
"Busy, Dave?"
"Well, yeah. I am, actually."
"Oh, then you won't want to know about the two super-light-speed fighters that are tracking us."
"What?!"
"I'll leave you to your bubble blowing, mate."
"No, Hol, come on, come on."
"They're from Earth."
"Three million years away?"
"They're from the NorWEB federation."
"What's that?"
"The North Western Electricity Board. They want you, Dave."
"Me? Why? What for?"
"For your crimes against humanity."
"You what!"
"It seems when you left Earth three million years ago, you left two half-eaten German sausages on a plate in your kitchen."
"Did I?"
"You know what happens to sausages left unattended for three million years?"
"Yeah. They go all mouldy."
"Your sausages, Dave, now cover seven-eighths of the Earth's surface. Also you left seventeen pounds, fifty pence in a bank account. Thanks to compound interest you now own ninety-eight percent of all the world's wealth, but since you've hoarded it for three million years nobody's got any money except for you and NorWEB."
"Why NorWEB? "
"You left a light on in the bathroom. I've got a final demand here for one hundred and eighty billion pounds."
"A hundred and eighty billion pounds! You're kidding!"
"April fool."
"But it's not April."
"Yeah, I know, but I could hardly wait six months with a red-hot jape like that under my belt."

Best episodes are Back to reality (a nice smeg up on that episode too :P) or Meltdown (1 word, Ghandi)

I wish they would hurry up with the Red Dwarf film. Been in the development hell for a good 10 years as the movie studio wanted Hugh Grant and Emma Thompson in it when Grant/Naylor originally pitched it. They told him where to go.

wow can't wait for the film!

YAY!
Red Dwarf is one of my favorite comedy programs (along with ones like Bottom). This calls for my favorite red dwarf moment:

RIMMER: If there is one thing I can't stand it's crazy people.
LISTER: Well we've passed the test, Rimmer. You can let us out.
RIMMER: I can't let you out.
LISTER: Why not?
RIMMER: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here. Keep you here for ten years.
CAT: Could we see him?
RIMMER: See who?
CAT: The King.
RIMMER: Do you have a magic carpet?
LISTER: Yeah, a little three-seater.
RIMMER: So, let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you are completely sane?!

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY

I LOVE THAT BIT!!!!! what about in demons and angels how lister eats the strawberry. Tangy crunchy tangy crunch kinda meaty even with a kinda wrinkly texture

GO THAT BIT YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!