Eric Cartman vs the World

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srankmissingnin
Eric Cartman for some reason or another is dropped of in the Marvel Universe and is given all of Doctor Dooms resources. For some reason all of Marvel's heroes have really pissed him off and he has decided to take of the world. Can he do it? He has much prep time as needed.

David Duchovony
The Chicken ****er can defeat his fat ass.

Arsenal
Eric's greed always becomes his undoing. He's worse than Dr. Doom.

Gryn Jabar
Are you ****ing kidding me? Cartman by TKO.

Smegy
He'll make Dr. Doom eat his own parents.

Arsenal
Cartman would order CartBots to be made to replace the DoomBots.

Nataku8188
He'd start up another organized religion or make everyone shit out of their mouths, or some other plot. He's done it before, he'll do it again.

Lets not forget all of ninja-cartman's powers.

Arsenal
Let's not forget that Cartman has been known to get into temper tantrums. He'd probably be able to mess up a whole room with nothing but a baseball bat!

srankmissingnin
"Wait!... I can see into the future too, only much better then Kyle"

Any one see episode 906? It was hilarious!

eleveninches
RESPECT MY AUTHORATAY!!!!


Screw you guys, im going home

jplatinum
Cartman would get whooped by kyle and stan and butter.

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