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I'd kick yo a**

i am strong as sh*t.......you are dead....

I dont even know you. How should anyone judge the match?

strong?
tell that to my 45!

I thought we had all established that I am indeed Batman... Therefore I win.

yeah tell it to JP

Give me a blunt weapon and you're a wad of gum under my shoe.

i have a big dog and im an angry drunk.
i will distroy you....all of you at the same time!

ill shred u to pieces. ok maybe im being too confident, could u state some facts about urself?

I win

We are just about to fight, when some fineass chicks walk pass
and we forget what the hell we were about to do.

It's a joke thread?
Cause if it's not, I can tell you I can perform serious asskicking.

Just give me an playing card and I can kill you all.

Seriously, I can disable an human being with an card. If I hit the right place.

What is the need for all these people feeling compelled to pronounce how mean they are or how they can kick the asses of comic book heroes or other members.

When you make a threat on a keyboard, or declare how bad you are, it really means nothing.

Let's talk about comics, or whatever subject in whatever forum is appropriate and leave the "I can kick your ass" stuff for the playground, or actual ring. Those are the only two places people talk like that and can prove it.

Any claim of physical superiority over a comic book figure or people you don't know is foolish and a wee bit childish.

And Darkcrawler.. does it matter what size of playing card? What about one of those mini travel pack decks?

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Just give me an playing card and I can kill you all.

Seriously, I can disable an human being with an card. If I hit the right place.
Ah, ah you wanna prep time?It's not valid.

I rule all! especially those little half bitches of the 5th and 6th grade. I can take out entire hordes of them even without wearing my "undies o doom". No one will stand in my way! mwahahahahahahaah HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH hahahahahahgack cough couch ughhhh! I am no match for saliva down the wind pipe. I am undone!

You win (walks away and looks for something more interesting).

Originally posted by who?-kid
You win (walks away and looks for something more interesting).

Originally posted by who?-kid
You win (walks away and looks for something more interesting).

Yup this is a silly thread and we should all walk away from it

Agreed.

Let us not perpetuate this thread anymore than is absolutely, positively necessary.

Okay?

Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
Okay? uh huh

Walk away...just walk away...

i would get angry make some threats insult your mothers call you guys spacks then walk away while giving you guys the finger

I know sum serious kunpow...nah i would sucker punch ya!

I agree as well. you should all just walk away from MISTER. single file. and dont hate.

STOP POSTING, THIS WAS A RHETORICAL THREAD!

I was trained in the exquisite art of the Samurai sword by Uma Thurman.

Who is my lover.

You heard it here.

So you are the one having an affair with uma while her husband was having an affait on her.


Got ya, sucka.
Jk

we need to have the kmc elimanation tournement.
i'll pay for the plain tickets and we all have a slug fest in my backyard

Originally posted by mr.smiley
we need to have the kmc elimanation tournement.
i'll pay for the plain tickets and we all have a slug fest in my backyard


So the tickets are plain (with no writing on) oooh your all so tough lmao

you do know i was joking right?
Besides i'm not paying to bring a brit over here

Dude I have so many moves I can not even keep up with I can beat you down with something I forgot I could do.

I'd beat all your monkey asses

One word could easily end this entire thread:

"HADOKEN!"

Two words " FLYING ARMBAR!!"

This thread is mad funny.

So that you punks get a good idea of what you'd really be up against, here is a pic of my studly body:

http://img215.echo.cx/my.php?image=paulspictures0105mv.jpg

BET YOU'LL THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU TANGO WITH A LUCHADOR, EH!!?

Ain't none of us can take that dude.
El Lunchador special move is the "jalepeno head popper!"!

ehhh give me some sort of long pole like weapon and i would probably own (i cannibalize moves form tv shows and shit) i dont even hit that hard i just annoy people to the point where their so pissed off that i can kick 'em in the balls (or i could just use my uber finisher - The grey fox poke : i poke 'em in the forehead while their so freaked out about what just happened i take out their knees with the pole )

This is a fight! Not a porn!

HOLY SHIT I didn't even notice that, next time i shall pick better words

lol
Everyone, fear the GREY FOX POKE!
You should copywrite that.

hmmmmmm..... where cna i copyright stuff

Originally posted by Piedmon
So that you punks get a good idea of what you'd really be up against, here is a pic of my studly body:

http://img215.echo.cx/my.php?image=paulspictures0105mv.jpg

BET YOU'LL THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU TANGO WITH A LUCHADOR, EH!!? my muscles eat yours up punk