PoTc - NEW sequel

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Destructs
Ok we made a new sequel right cause i no u all wonted 1 so post your idea's like on the other 5 threads about sequals but lets make a big storry about Jack, Jill and Kate. Or what ever. big grin . Or dont.

Destructs
Ok
In the bed room
JACK- "Hun when is the baby dew"
KATE- "It's on it's way now"
JILL- "Muma Muma Dada Dada"
JACK- "Wtf"
KATE - "Wtf"
JILL- "Wtf y r u saying wtf"
JACK AND KATE- "The baby can talk"
JILL- "yer"
later that night
JILL- "daddy read me a bed time story"
JACK- "Ok sweety, what about jack and jill went up the hill"
JILL- "Ok"
JACK- "Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbnlen after"
JILL- "Daddy did Jack really brake his crown"
JACK- "O my yes"
later that night-Jill has a sledge hammer
JACK- "FUK FUK FUK FUK the pain y Jill y"
JILL- "U said it really happened"
THJE END

Destructs
any ideas

*-=Fat sacK=-*
yes you stop writing on this and go away

*Jack is standing in a room that overlooks a city with flying transports. a short green man is standing behind him. the room they're standing in is circular and has a dozen or so chairs with red leather covering.*]

Jack:whats with all the hi tec stuff. all i remember was a large man in a grass skirt then john lokie then dying. is this the after life
Green man: say so you do

Gaurd*bursts in carrying abou six people*
Monkey*wakes up sees gaurd carring her then sees green man who is yet to be identified and sees flying transports then faints again in shock*

COTTON FLUFF
that is sh!t i ban u from my thread PETER try and make it funny andfhave jack and jill in it.

Pirate_monkey
Jack and jill suck! fat sacks is better!

COTTON FLUFF
better it lame so boring. some gard has 6 doods wats the point. hight tec stuff clen ya pipe both of ya

big grinbig grinbig grinbig grinbig grinbig grinbig grin

COTTON FLUFF
comon PETER u started it u didnt have to tell me to go away....u fooker

*-=Fat sacK=-*
I HATE U

COTTON FLUFF
we ll that makes the 2 of use...hehehehehehe u got served

*-=Fat sacK=-*
2 of use nice spelling

COTTON FLUFF
2 of use nice spelling

mayby u should read b4 u post u dont make sence

*-=Fat sacK=-*
i'm actuly pointing out that u wrote 2 of use not 2 of us

xXLauriëXx
no expression

COTTON FLUFF
yer i am confused me self stay on TOPIC

bordom
wow what's with you 2???!!

COTTON FLUFF
i hate that fat tub of fat

bordom
awwwww that's mean? Why do you hate him?

Pirate_monkey
Originally posted by COTTON FLUFF
better it lame so boring. some gard has 6 doods wats the point. hight tec stuff clen ya pipe both of ya

big grinbig grinbig grinbig grinbig grinbig grinbig grin wtf does that mean?Originally posted by *-=Fat sacK=-*
yes you stop writing on this and go away

*Jack is standing in a room that overlooks a city with flying transports. a short green man is standing behind him. the room they're standing in is circular and has a dozen or so chairs with red leather covering.*]

Jack:whats with all the hi tec stuff. all i remember was a large man in a grass skirt then john lokie then dying. is this the after life
Green man: say so you do

Gaurd*bursts in carrying abou six people*
Monkey*wakes up sees gaurd carring her then sees green man who is yet to be identified and sees flying transports then faints again in shock* This is Really good! happy its better than jack,jill and whoever...:P

COTTON FLUFF
ok ok what the fu#K is it about. I never said mine was better i was being stupid

Pirate_monkey
well its kinda a sequal to a sequal...

Originally posted by *-=Fat sacK=-*
yes you stop writing on this and go away

*Jack is standing in a room that overlooks a city with flying transports. a short green man is standing behind him. the room they're standing in is circular and has a dozen or so chairs with red leather covering.*]

Jack:whats with all the hi tec stuff. all i remember was a large man in a grass skirt then john lokie then dying. is this the after life
Green man: say so you do

Gaurd*bursts in carrying abou six people*
Monkey*wakes up sees gaurd carring her then sees green man who is yet to be identified and sees flying transports then faints again in shock*

Phoenix: so this isnt a dream?

Jack: no no

Phoenix: then what is it? *passes out*

COTTON FLUFF
*Jack is standing in a room that overlooks a city with flying transports. a short green man is standing behind him. the room they're standing in is circular and has a dozen or so chairs with red leather covering.*

Jack:whats with all the hi tec stuff. all i remember was a large man in a grass skirt then john lokie then dying. is this the after life
Green man: say so you do

Gaurd*bursts in carrying abou six people*
Monkey*wakes up sees gaurd carring her then sees green man who is yet to be identified and sees flying transports then faints again in shock*

Phoenix: so this isnt a dream?

Jack: no

Phoenix: then what is it? *passes out*

jack: i will tell u when u r read yto understand.

bordom
bordom: Hey y'all!

Pirate_monkey
monkey: *wakes up* hey let go of [email protected]

COTTON FLUFF
*jack wakes up* "wtf"

Smodden
EDIT

xXLauriëXx
hi smod. bye smod. no expression

Pirate_monkey
back to the sequals sequal...

COTTON FLUFF
*JACK wonders of and gets hit with a spoon and goes back 2 sleep*

bordom
bordom: Good gracious

Coldfire
Coldfire: Wow, how the heck did we get here???

Pirate_monkey
monkey: dunno i blacked out.....

everyone: HEY me too

Jack: i saw the talking camels and the giant jelly mound planes.....

bordom: i think he way way toooo drunk....

*-=Fat sacK=-*
i finally got on i had so much homework and stuff to do but its good to be back



Jack: very drunk

Pirate_monkey
Originally posted by *-=Fat sacK=-*
i finally got on i had so much homework and stuff to do but its good to be back



Jack: very drunk
((WELCOME BACK SACKhappy ))

Jack:got any rum mate?

*-=Fat sacK=-*
Green man: out of it am i

Fatsack:woa whats with the language all back the frount and that
Green man: know not what your saying do i
Fatsack:wait whtas your name
Green man:Yoda
Fatsack: we've been transported to Star Wars NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!

Pirate_monkey
Monkey:*whing* wait a second if this is star wars then we all have light sabres...

everyone starts fightingg the green men with their light sabre action!

*-=Fat sacK=-*
he he he

Fatsack:*uses jedi mind trick to make the gaurd and yoda fight*

bordom
(o man STAR WARS now!!!!???)

Pirate_monkey
((YUP))

Coldfire
AHHHHHH!!!! Star Wars??!! Can't we do something more original??

Pirate_monkey
nup

HAPPY BHIRTHDAY LAURIE!eek!

Pirate_mad
Mad: *wakes up* ooo! lightsabers! *grins and waves around a red lightsaber, eventually slicing her lightsaber hand off* damn...not again...

Fëanor
Originally posted by Smodden
EDIT big grin....(won't comment)

Pirate_monkey
all of a sudden the bad uys all die and it starts raining rum!

Pirate_mad
Mad: *starts singing* it's raining rum! halayluya! it's raining rum!... *all of a sudden, everyone gets transported back to the Caribbean*
Coldfire: and it's STILL raining rum!

€Freak-N-Lost€

xXLauriëXx
laughing.. not quite sure how to follow that!..

Pirate_monkey
huh wow huh

€Freak-N-Lost€
I was bored no expression

Pirate_monkey
good on ya! write more and ill publish it for ya!

*-=Fat sacK=-*

Pirate_mad
hey, are we still involving ourselves in the sequal? dumb question































i like eggs! big grin

*-=Fat sacK=-*
Gandalf: hi every body
Everyone:*looks strangly at Gandalf*
Gandalf: what no-one's going to say " hi Gandalf" to me
Everyone:*still looks blankly at Gandalf*
Gandalf: *mumbles* woorks for Dr nick

«§hõnknêss»
just then Shonk appears and looks at everyone in the room before breaking down with maniach laughter

"Nee hee haa haa", thats the laughing just so you know.

The others gave her a look of extreame confusion before looking back at Gandalf!

choosewisely
i smell my ideas floating around here somewhere i think some1 liked them

Pirate_mad
Mad: *looks at Gandalf* ...
Monkey: ...
Coldfire: ...
Choose: ...
Bordom: ...
Everyone: ...
Mad: let's kill him!
Everyone except Gandulf and Mad: ...
Mad: ...wait a minute...who am I? *dramatic music*

things DID get worse! confused

choosewisely
dramatic music remix!!! rock

Pirate_monkey
*gandulf suddenly dies while attempting the macarina*

«§hõnknêss»
Shonk look at gandalf in wonder!

Shonk: Ouch!
Munki: ....... Lets play twister!!! eek!

Everyone starts playing twister then all of a sudden they all get abducted by aliens!!! shock

Pirate_monkey
laurie: ahhhhh not again!

monkey:ahhh they are takin us to the moon!

aliens: #@()#)_* @*(^$#)@(&%^ (&#*&(# *(%#(**#^

everyone exept shonk: ???????????

Shonk: i get your point..yes

choosewisely
choose: not the moon.....

Pirate_mad
Mad: ...I've never been to the moon...
Coldfire: It's a really bad place
Monkey: and you must FLY!
Mad: ...okay, I still wanna go to the moon, but only for one reason
Choose: what's that?
Mad: I need some moon cheese to make the ultimate cheesecake big grin

Pirate_monkey
monkey:um the aliens are taking us to the moon...have you even read the last page?

bordom
bordom: I'm totally lost stick out tongue

choosewisely
LOSTeek!crazy

Pirate_mad
Mad: are we lost? *gets lost* wink

«§hõnknêss»
Shonk: *is already LOST*

Gawd people are so slow these days

*-=Fat sacK=-*
we are very lost

*everyone arives at the moon*

Mad:*runs off and gets some moon cheese*
Aliens:@!#$%^&*[email protected]#$%^&*[email protected]#$%^&*(-=-=-=--==)
Fatsack:monkey please translate
Monkey:they want us to join the circus that they have started
Fatsack:cool i love circus
Monkey:but they want us to be
Fatsack:the lion tamers
Monkey:no the...
Laurie:the dog traners
Monkey:no the...
Choose:the elaphant riders
Monkey no not that the...
Mad:*who has recantly returned holding a lage pile of moon cheese* the panda feaders
Monkey:NO!!!! the clowns

DRAMATIC MUSIC

Everyone looks at monkey in shock
Fatsack:no the horror
Laurie:if we refuse
Aliens:[email protected]#$%^&*([email protected]#$%&*(#^#^&[email protected]%#&*#@!^&*#[email protected]!^%)
Monkey: they'll fead us to curmat the frog

MORE DRAMATIC MUSIC

Pirate_mad
Mad: *drops moon cheese in horror* Not Kermat!
Monkey: yes, Kermat
Laurie: so, what do we do?
Fatsack: I say we run!
Choose: *is halfway through putting on clown make-up* what?
Bordom: ... *backs away slowly to the 'exit pod' crater...*

Pirate_monkey
monkey: * is talking to aliens* ^#)#+$_ (@)&$%_)@+& (*$# *%) *^$#(@)*$^ &$)

aliens: @$*)$#)($&

Monkey: &#(%+#_$&@ %(*@$) @*&$^(@%^Y($*($^#(*%)@%*@*$^)@

Aliens: yes #&wink$#^&

*monkey looks grave*

sack: what was that?????

mad: are they gonna kill us?

choose: but i wanna be a clown! waaaaaahhhh!

laurie: we cant go there is no escape pod...

bordom; so what did they want monkey???

monkey:...*feints*

bordom
bordom: MONKEY!!! Noooooooo! U must tell us what they said!

Laurie: O no not again

Pirate_mad
Mad: give her some air!
Choose: Maybe we can revive her a BANNANA!!!
Mad: ...err...don't you know she hates bannanas?
Choose: ..........shut up.......
Bordome: Monkey! Snap out of it! *snaps fingers* we are DOOMED!!!
Laurie: *sits down and eats some of Mads moon cheese* this is boring....
Fatsack: How can you say that when these aliens want us as CLOWNS?!?
Laurie: it's been done before *eats more moon cheese*
Aliens: ^%@#^&&*&*((^@%@^[email protected]^*$*^(^*#&%&^%^^##
Kermet the Frog: Hello everyone!
Mad: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Bordom: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Choose: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Laurie: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Fatsack: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Aliens: @*^*%(@%!(*^*(#^#^(*^ (translation - AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!)
World: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Jack: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Will: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Elizabeth: why are we all going "AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!"?
Jack: I don't know. I just felt like it
Jack the Monkey: *screeches and sails away on a giant bit of banna split to the White Pearl*

Pirate_monkey
monkey:*wakes up*where am i?

everyone in entire universe exept monkey: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

monkey: wah? *feints again*

JohnnyBloom
Elizabeth: where did teh monkey go??
Jack: who cares
(monkey: hey!!) - (yes, I know he's on a banna split else where)
Elizabeth: oh, ok AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

choosewisely
*lost*

greenbeltgurl
hey waz up

greenbeltgurl
hi

COTTON MAN
no expressionno expressionno expressionno expressionno expression

do this is what happens when i ant here its ashame shocking

any who HI EVERYBODY

gandolf: i am queer
fatsack: so am i
gandolf: never would of guessed

LOL i am just playen with ya how u all been

Pirate_mad
*all of a sudden, the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy shown comes on the moon*
Mad: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

Mønkey
monkey: *finally wakes up...* fatsacks queer?

fatsack: no, CM is just saying that because he wants me to be queer with him...

monkey:huh????

Pirate_mad
MEANWHILE....

Jack: I'm telling ya Will, we're gonna get out of here!
Will: but did you have to throw Elizabeth off the island in the process?
Jack: ....no comment

COTTON MAN
LOL^^^^^

MEANWHILE

fatsack: hmmm a disgise to b queer it might work.
will: no my freind it will work, it should b easy 4 u, i mean u act like it 24/7no expression
fatsack: yer i accept the mission to pretend to b queer
will: ok

Mønkey
kermit::hi remember me?

Pirate_mad
Mad: *wakes up for afew seconds for this* AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *faints*

choosewisely
(a short question) am i on the moon?

COTTON MAN
hmmmm i will answer that yes yes u r

Mønkey
kermit: you arent forgetting me are you? i like boys not girls...

JohnnyBloom
well then you might as well forgot me ... not a boy im afraid!!!

Pirate_mad
Mad: *wakes up for afew seconds for this* AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *faints*
Choose: *blinks* talk about dejavu!

COTTON MAN
lol well i am

Freeak_ish
Freeak: blink wtf

COTTON MAN
hehehehehehe what u said^^^^

JohnnyBloom
laughing out loud

COTTON MAN
hmmmmmm

JohnnyBloom
wot?? youre funny!

JohnnyBloom
i meant that in a good way

COTTON MAN
who is funny big grin

«§hõnknêss»
Shonk: no expression

JohnnyBloom
Originally posted by COTTON MAN
who is funny big grin

you are!! wink

Pirate_mad
*tilts head to the side* mew?

Mønkey
Originally posted by Pirate_mad
*tilts head to the side* mew? *does dragon call* errraggggkkkk

COTTON MAN
Originally posted by JohnnyBloom
you are!! wink

y yes yes i am can u jugle on ya noze because i carnrt LOL big grin

JohnnyBloom
Originally posted by COTTON MAN
y yes yes i am
so modest!!

Originally posted by COTTON MAN
can u jugle on ya noze because i carnrt LOL big grin
nope, sorry

COTTON MAN
hmmmmmm why do u brake my hart my aky braky hart.

LOL jKING^

well jhonnybloom what ya been up to......u been eaten chese

JohnnyBloom
have i been eating cheese??
no i'm afraid not - thats a good idea though
*runs off to get cheese*

Mønkey
oh cheese!!!! for a minute there i thought youd asked her if shed eaten choose... phew!laughing

COTTON MAN
ummmmmm what is chooseno expression

JohnnyBloom
messed no idea

COTTON MAN
ok

JohnnyBloom
i think they just thoought you'd done a typo - like ... to choose something .. messed

COTTON MAN
kool thats kool

Mønkey
Originally posted by COTTON MAN
ummmmmm what is chooseno expression choosewisely???? his name is marco der!

JohnnyBloom
i think i might undertsand!

COTTON MAN
ooooook i understand now

JohnnyBloom
laughing took us long enough!!! stick out tongue

*-=Fat sacK=-*
yes

Cottonman:wait a second i want to be queer not fatsack
Fatscak:well then the job i all your's
Cottonman:YES this is going to be soooo cool (slids up beside choose)
hey baby what you doing on the weekend
Choose:woh slow down and stop looking at my package the buffe is not open queer

Coldfire
Originally posted by *-=Fat sacK=-*
yes

Cottonman:wait a second i want to be queer not fatsack
Fatscak:well then the job i all your's
Cottonman:YES this is going to be soooo cool (slids up beside choose)
hey baby what you doing on the weekend
Choose:woh slow down and stop looking at my package the buffe is not open queer
omg! laughing

JohnnyBloom
Originally posted by *-=Fat sacK=-*
yes



are you yesing my long taking???

COTTON MAN
peter i do belive your mother is calling u 4 a root better not keep het waiting.

COTTON MAN
u no she gets angry...... and peter u talk about choose all the time and how u wont toget some of a

Mønkey
Originally posted by COTTON MAN
peter i do belive your mother is calling u 4 a root better not keep het waiting. Originally posted by COTTON MAN
u no she gets angry...... and peter u talk about choose all the time and how u wont toget some of a COTTON MAN! what you just said is VILE and UNESESSARY!mad

*-=Fat sacK=-*

COTTON MAN
yer peter go suck up like a little girlbig grin

and y ant u on the presidian........smile

*-=Fat sacK=-*
who said i'm not on the presidian luke

and its beter me sucking up a little girl than you sucking up a little boy like you alway do

Mønkey
OK BOTH OF YOU MUST STOP NOW!!
the potc forum is not supposed to be for fighting about vile things but for
argueing who is hotter than who...

*-=Fat sacK=-*
sorry

COTTON MAN
so u should be, this site is SHIT

Pirate_mad
COTTON MAN! STOP IT, PLEASE! This is a thread for a FUN, RANDOM, INSANE AND CRAZY SEQUAL MADE BY THE FANS! Not an aruging thread. If you have any issues, please use PM so that threads won't have to be clogged up with arguments like this. Now, I say we try to move on with the topic, shall we?

«§hõnknêss»
^What she said.

bunny

COTTON MAN
Well ok than.....

Pirate_mad
MEANWHILE, BACK ON...ERR...ERR... where are we again? laughing out loud

Mad: the last thing I can remember is that I was collecting moon cheese and Kermit the Frog

COTTON MAN
so u should be, this site is SHIT

Phoenix
TO EVERYONE - Please ignore COTTON MAN. He's been warned, and will be facing a temporary ban if his behaviour does not improve. In future, don't descend to his level, just PM me and I will sort it out.

Now, lets get back to topic! big grin I believ Jack Sparrow had just carried me off into the sunset... laughing out loud

Mønkey
he has? erm

Phoenix
of course! Are you in any doubt of how much Jack loves me? laughing out loud

Mønkey
wellerm he loves you as much as the rest of us...

«§hõnknêss»
Nope he loves me more :P

Phoenix
no mesa! stick out tongue

Pirate_mad
No! *runs up to Jack* Jack! I thought you loved me!
Jack: sorry luv. I love them all besides you
Mad: why?
Jack: Mad...I am you're FATHER!
Mad: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! You're to hot to be my dad! He's in an insane instute right now! Besides, my room is filled with you're posters no expression this can not be happening to me...

Mønkey
huh




waitno expression... mad can i come over to youre house and meet youre dad?

«§hõnknêss»
No I'mmmm going to Mad's house...Aint I mad?? shifty

Phoenix
We can all be mad together!

*grabs emergency pirate kit with eyeliner, 'kercheif and bottle of rum*

Mønkey
lol! why dont we start up the sequal again? Phoenix can you start cause you did a great job at the begining!!yes

*-=Fat sacK=-*
yeah this is just not making sence anymore.

Mønkey
well its not exacly going anymore...

Pirate_mad
well, I like this so I don't want the thread to go....besides the fact that Jack Sparrow is my father shocking but, that would make a good sequal to the sequal - finding out why the hell the hottest guy around is my father laughing out loud or, we could have a slumber party... *pauses as she goes off to make a new thread*

KcLyn
and then theres sex
and .. the end

«§hõnknêss»
Hmmm lovely

belbel300
mm..............

choosewisely
lol

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