Thing vs Astonishing X-Men

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armandovalles
Really Pissed Off Thing - Remember, in a back issue (it was wither a FF or Avengers) the Thing got so pissed that it took all of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the entire Avengers team and they still couldnt beat him, only restrain him and calm him down.

VS

Astonishing X-Men:
Wolverine
Beast
Cyclops
Colossus
Shadowcat
Emma Frost

Who wins?

I'm going with the Thing cuz Colossus may be the only real problem but when he fought the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. Thor was there helping the Avengers and so was Wonderman, who are both stronger than colossus, and they got their ass whupped as well.

Draco69
You're joking right? Emma Frost mindwipes him.

armandovalles
by the way does anyone know that exact issue # where the Thing fights the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D.?

armandovalles
nope, Xavier tried that (he was with the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. at the time) and the Thing was so angry he repelled him.

stormfront13
emma will be protected the whole time also since she can use her mind powers while in diamond form

Draco69
Originally posted by armandovalles
no, one of the avengers tried that on him and he was so angry that he repelled her.

Which Avenger?

Anyhoo. The Astonishing X-Men take it with ease. Emma makes him blind, Colossus and Wolverine beats him to death and Cyclops keeps blasting him.


Or to make it really easy, Kitty Pryde phases him into the ground.

stormfront13
yeah kitty will just phase his body into the ground to the point where just his head is showing. then it'll be harder to attack. if he breaks out then she can just do it again. its not even a fight

armandovalles
wolverine would get his head knocked off in one punch, cykes blasts wont do anything unless he goes all out and takes off his visor, but then he has no control and may hit the other X-men, if he gets phased into the ground he just hits the ground so hard he makes a hole for him to get out of, and colossus is strong, but wouuld get knocked the ****ed out in no more than 2 shots if hes not careful with an Angry Thing.

armandovalles
if she phased him so only his head was showing he would break out in about 2 seconds.

Draco69
????

If he gets phased into the ground, he'd die.

If it was just his legs then he would be legless. Phasing objects into objects literally atomically bonds them together.


And Emma Frost can take the Thing alone.

stormfront13
you seriously overrate the thing too much. i don't want to say it but you seem like a thing fanboy

Draco69
No offense, stormfront13 but I wouldn't talk.

hoorayforpeepee
don't feel bad stormfront, it was on all our minds.

colossus alone is a match for thing, throw in a lady you can't be harmed by his punches and can mind wipe him, a woman who can become invulnerable to physical damage by phasing, and a man who once blasted sinister so hard he actually disintegrated.

armandovalles
Originally posted by Draco69
Phasing objects into objects literally atomically bonds them together.

And Emma Frost can take the Thing alone.

Phasing objects into other objects doesnt atomically combine them, Kitty phased juggy's legs/waist/abdomen into a wall once and juggy in like two punches broke himself free.

And how the hell can Emma take him alone?

armandovalles
and by the way im not a thing fanboy, i just think u guys are seriously underestimating him.

Draco69
Originally posted by armandovalles
Phasing objects into other objects doesnt atomically combine them, Kitty phased juggy's legs/waist/abdomen into a wall once and juggy in like two punches broke himself free.

And how the hell can Emma take him alone?

That's because of Juggy's magic forcefield. He negated the atomic bonding. The Thing doesn't have that luxury


Oh, I don't know mindwiping, telepathic assault, sensory deprivation, making him fall asleep, and her ULTIMATE attack....one hundred orgasms at once!

stormfront13
i know i shouldn't talk but i have gone against storm, i haven't seen him go against the thing

Draco69
Originally posted by hoorayforpeepee

colossus alone is a match for thing, throw in a lady you can't be harmed by his punches and can mind wipe him, a woman who can become invulnerable to physical damage by phasing, and a man who once blasted sinister so hard he actually disintegrated.

Ditto. Me so tired, I can't debate well today.

life is cruell
Wolverine, Beast, Cyclops, Colossus, Shadowcat, Emma Frost are way too much for thing to handle. Colossus and beast (now 40 ton strength) would brawl with him for a while then wolverine would start slicing through him like him did in a fantastic four issue where they were fighting the temporary f4 (spidey wolvie ghost rider and hulk) if cyclops would go all out he could definatly do alot of damage to the thing, kitty could just phase some objeccts inside him, and emma could assault him telepathically

armandovalles
alright, maybe. but anyway, does anyone know the issue were the thing fought the avengers?

armandovalles
beast though would get knocked the f*ck out in one punch, colossus in 2 or 3, wolverine in one, emma in one or two, cyke in one, and shadowcat, well, he'd flick her and knock her out

stormfront13
he can't take out kitty, more than one punch for emma, WAY more for colossus, and maybe 2 or 3 for beast.

armandovalles
no way, this is thing really pissed off, he nearly killed wonderman in one punch and sent him flying though the city.

stormfront13
can you post pics or something cause i never read about this

armandovalles
i dont have a scanner, i dont know the issue # either, i have it right in front of me but the cover and first couple pages are gone so i dont know what issue it is. I think its an avengers around #200-300

stormfront13
alright thanks

armandovalles
once again though, everyone underestimates the thing.

stormfront13
maybe but when you said how many hits it would take to take each person out it made me think you overrated him. not that theres anything wrong with that though cause sometimes i do it to with storm

juggernaut74
This must be a joke. Colossus does Thing in all by himself. Add in the extra support and Thing goes down. Imo ofcourse.

armandovalles
no dude, thing normally can take out colossus, but when the thing is pissed the f*ck off like he was in the avengers issue, colossus is dead meat, or dead steel for that matter.

juggernaut74
How do you think Colossus and Wolverine act when they are "pissed the f*ck off" in your words?

armandovalles
wolverine when he gets pissed off is really dangerous and so is colossus, but:
1)first of all, i said normal astonishing x-men (not pissed) versus pissed off Thing.

2)if it was just pissed off Colossus and pissed off wolvie vs pissed off thing, thing would still win, but not if the whole team is pissed, cuz the most dangerous of the team when he gets pissed off is definitely cyke cuz when he takes off his visor he has the power to blow away mountains.

juggernaut74
Well in any event it would be hard to fight and not get pissed off.

life is cruell
what exactly made the thing this pissed off??

armandovalles
im not sure, he got pissed in the first place in the issue before the one i have and it didnt explain it in the one i have.

life is cruell
it was probably something with alicia maybe whenb he found her and johnny together anyway kinda off topic but where did you gat that sig??

armandovalles
anyway, i think this would be really close but at the end Thing would win, mostly because he has much more heart than probly anyone in Marvel or DC. And i no he can easily withstand a lightning bolt cuz he even withstood Ghost Riders Hellfire or wutever its called on one occasion which has even knocked out the Hulk!

stormfront13
um.... storm isn't in this lol so a lightning boilt wouldn't matter

life is cruell
hey armando where did you get your signiture?

FieryBalrog
colossus vs thing alone is a tough battle. This magical "pissed of thing" certainly wouldnt take colossus in 2 or 3, heart or no heart, no way, colossus is (slightly) stronger than thing and more durable. read the thing vs colossus thread....


and cyclops can easily penetrate thing if he really wants to....

Wynndar
the Colossus vs Thing thread has nothing to back up why Colossus is stronger than Thing, however, Thing has far more feats of strength than Colossus in comic books.

FieryBalrog
Originally posted by Wynndar
the Colossus vs Thing thread has nothing to back up why Colossus is stronger than Thing, however, Thing has far more feats of strength than Colossus in comic books.

be that as it may, colossus is a proven class 100...

Wynndar
proven?

pr1983
Originally posted by FieryBalrog
colossus vs thing alone is a tough battle. This magical "pissed of thing" certainly wouldnt take colossus in 2 or 3, heart or no heart, no way, colossus is (slightly) stronger than thing and more durable. read the thing vs colossus thread....


and cyclops can easily penetrate thing if he really wants to....

thing pissed off? right... so when was he infected with gamma rays? he wasnt, he isnt the hulk...

colossus alone imo can take thing...

and they wont be pissed off? if thing puts down any x-man cyke will be pissed... and the x-men know to scatter when cyke tells them to...



your forgetting one thing... the thing is in the fantastic four, a team with a consistent line up, colossus isn't, thing has had at least ten times the exposure colossus has had...

jinzin
guess you missed where wolvie downed thing all by himself huh?

sorry...don't know the issue....but I'll look through the old collection.....chances are i have it and forgot about it.

jinzin
"thing pissed off? right... so when was he infected with gamma rays? he wasnt, he isnt the hulk"

are you guys talking about when things body absorbed that radiation energy and got all weird lookin...then proceeded to beat the crap out of hulk with ease?

Draco69
Originally posted by jinzin
guess you missed where wolvie downed thing all by himself huh?

sorry...don't know the issue....but I'll look through the old collection.....chances are i have it and forgot about it.

He did. When he was all brainwashed by the Hydra. IW took Wolvie down though.

jinzin
yeah she did...she was one unhappy woman... at full power she's ungodly powerful.....this is why when the spidey fans think spiderman can take the ff I start to lose it.

pr1983
Originally posted by jinzin
"thing pissed off? right... so when was he infected with gamma rays? he wasnt, he isnt the hulk"

are you guys talking about when things body absorbed that radiation energy and got all weird lookin...then proceeded to beat the crap out of hulk with ease?

no... about how seemingly his emotions seem to exponentially increase his strength and durability...

jinzin
oh my bad..

pr1983
Originally posted by jinzin
oh my bad..

no biggie... but ive been hearing it quite often... "ooh once he/she gets angry they are much more powerful..."

jinzin
more resiliant maybe....using more of their full potential perhaps....not more powerful...agreed.

pr1983
Originally posted by jinzin
more resiliant maybe....using more of their full potential perhaps....not more powerful...agreed.

good to see somebody does big grin

K3VIL
Originally posted by armandovalles
Really Pissed Off Thing - Remember, in a back issue (it was wither a FF or Avengers) the Thing got so pissed that it took all of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the entire Avengers team and they still couldnt beat him, only restrain him and calm him down.

VS

Astonishing X-Men:
Wolverine
Beast
Cyclops
Colossus
Shadowcat
Emma Frost

Who wins?

I'm going with the Thing cuz Colossus may be the only real problem but when he fought the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. Thor was there helping the Avengers and so was Wonderman, who are both stronger than colossus, and they got their ass whupped as well.
You are a FANBOY.
Colossus can take out the Thing by himself.
The Avengers not able to restrain and stop Benji?
Crap writing.
Thor himself can outfight him with 4/5 punches.
The Thing is really overrated, he usually show his own and gets wiped out.

IT'S CLOB.........
PUFF
Abraxas just blown at the Thing and throwed him into a skyscraper of New York City at several MPH of speed, and the Thing gets K.O. for the rest of the fight.
That's what usually happens when the Thing fight with a powerhouse.
Or when the Juggernaut K.O.ed him in 3 hits, same will happen with Thor.
Why don't we talk about The Thing VS Ronan the accuser, he hitted him at full force in the stomach, Ronan blasted him to oblivion.

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