Biker Scouts

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Ewoksaredumb
I think its cool to see early versions of the Biker Scouts and Speeder Bikes In ROTS.

Ewoksaredumb
Dear Biker Scout,
I'm stationed on an Emperor forsaken rock in the middle of nowhere with about 501 other troopers. I have a fetish for wearing other guys armor while looking at Ewok porn. The other day a good friend of mine was telling me that his wife left him because she came down with a case of Ewok Gonorrhea and the only place she could have got it was from him. I've had a flaming case of the Ewok Clap for a few weeks now and I think I passed it to him while I had a little "fun time" in his armor. Should I tell my friend?

- Eccentric on Endor

Dear Eccentric,
Each Biker Scout is requisitioned enough food rations to sustain a lone trooper for a week in the field. The rations come in the form of a pre-packaged meal designed for digestion, either in individual meals or in multiples of three meals for a complete ration. Each meal provides an average of 1250 kilocalories. Each box of 12 ration meals has two vegetarian menu meals. See Appendix D for a list of medical diet supplements to support 50 patients for five days. Properly identified medical diet supplements can be combined with the rations to meet the requirements for High-Calorie-High-Protein, Blenderized Liquid, Full Liquid, and Clear Liquid diets.

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