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Ok, a theory, evidenced by lines in the movie:

Exhibit A:
Palp: "I need your help, son." -> proof that Palpatine is Anakin's father.

Exhibit B:
Obi: "You were my brother!" -> proof that Anakin's father is also Obi-Wan's father.

The inevitable conclusion: Palpatine is Obi-Wan's father!

That would make Owen Lars... Obi-Wan's stepbrother, I guess. See? The old "Obi and Owen are brothers" theory was right. Kinda. From a certain point of view.

And no, I'm not being serious, of course.

heh?

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And no, I'm not being serious, of course.

You have GOT to be kidding

Originally posted by Imaginary
You have GOT to be kidding

Search your feelings: You know that somewhere out there, some nerd is seriously considering this and probably drawing up a fanfic about it already...

... right.

Lay off the narcotics SixOfTwelve, they mess with your fanboy perceptions.

Which part of "I'm not being serious" didn't you understand?

Jeez... just a joke, people, relax... (goes back to bed)

Mods: feel free to lock the thread please.

joke, no joke..it's a bad one

I know.

But I also know that there were idiots around who were convinced after seeing the trailer that Palpatine's "son" line was significant.

another ****ing gay newbie thread.

Certainly newbie enough to remember the original "Obi and Owen are brothers" argument from the seventies, Youngling.

he calls him son to get a bond with him and get him to the darkside

"And no, I'm not being serious, of course. "


he already said he wasn't serious about the idea....sheesh, stop trying
to correct him.

Terrific!! I'll forward it to Lucas ASAP!!

Wait, no... it's too late... Crap!

Originally posted by SpyCspider
"And no, I'm not being serious, of course. "


he already said he wasn't serious about the idea....sheesh, stop trying
to correct him.

then why bother making a new thread about it.. pointless banter

Originally posted by umraan
another ****ing gay newbie thread.

Do you want a warning for member bashing and using a sexual orientation in a duragatory manner? Cut the crap.

Anyways, thread closed at starters request.