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K folks i finally fig. out the biggest mystery in all the SW universe, after much research i have come to the conclusion that SIFO_DYAS is none other than Jabba the HUTT!!!!!!!! How else would he know about the jedi mind trick in ROTJ, also if you look closley in TPM he is presiding over the boonta eve race. It is obvious to me that after ordering the clone army he went into hiding on Tatooine, much the same as Obi and Luke, think about it Dyas went missing 10yrs before AOTC, the same time we see him on tatooine in TPM, think about it folks, its the only plausible truth!

OMG!! THats brilliant!!

makes sense to me! The Fat will be with you.......always.

Wayne...

It can only be true!

by George *lucas*

I think he's got it!

i thought yoda was sifo dyas, ffs.

How could I have beeen so blind as to have not considered this before....?????

BEST DAMN THREAD EVER!!

Well Sithspy, the honorable delegate from Alderaan agrees wit ya

all the normal people have surfaced!

fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leades to SPAM!

But that would mean that Jabba was a Jedi Master... that doesn't seem right... Can you imagine him in a lightsaber duel?

judge him by his lack of arms do you?

Originally posted by DarkAge
But that would mean that Jabba was a Jedi Master... that doesn't seem right... Can you imagine him in a lightsaber duel?

It would be like watching Star Jones fight in a lightsaber duel.. she would win my hypnotising her opponent with all that flubber.... well pre-liposuction Star.... she is still ugly and fat...

jabbas too obvious but you are close...

it was salacious crumb. he knew people would think it was jabba so what better cover than a chicken man pet of a sindicate crime lord...

Originally posted by Bar-en-Danwedh
jabbas too obvious but you are close...

it was salacious crumb. he knew people would think it was jabba so what better cover than a chicken man pet of a sindicate crime lord...

well teh dark side knows no bounds..... Dooku is an old bloke and he could sure as hell move! Plus you've got yoda who is after all a little bit of a short arse with stubby arms...

Wayne....

you are all wrong. it was the sarlacc pit i tells yawheelchair

mist lets not joke here, i really think its the case, the only thing that makes sense

omg ya that is sooo true

unfortunaly the sarlac pit is just an armless piece of fun.

Wayne...

no no..it was the sarlacc pit! wheelchair what better cover than.......sand?

Originally posted by Mist
no no..it was the sarlacc pit! wheelchair what better cover than.......sand?

Originally posted by waynerobsonuk
unfortunaly the sarlac pit is just an armless piece of fun.

Wayne...

ROFL Yet no-one is beyond its reach...

your point is well taken

Wayne...

Yeah whoever came up with the concept art for teh Sarlacc had.... issues

But still feel I do that go we must with Darth Jabba

Wayne...

He may have been a proctologist... A messed up one at that!!

it was 3po. think about it...sifo disappears 10yrs before aotc...exactly the time 3po is being built by anakin......

*insert scary music*

Maybe anakin was allowed into the pod race at the last minute by jabba on the orders of sidious?

Wayne...

i hope this is a joke.

no way dude, think about it, its the last person/thing youd expect and hes always in the right place for it, wait till the tv show, well find out then

of course it was Jabba! he would feel right at home on Kamino!! he could swim instead of waddle everywhere!!

Originally posted by waynerobsonuk
Maybe anakin was allowed into the pod race at the last minute by jabba on the orders of sidious?

Wayne...

indeed.....and jabba uses his darkside powers to thwart sebulba's attempts at winning.....nailed it

plus plenty of nice big corridors so he woudn't get trapped.

Wayne...

Oh and lest we forget Gardulla, the only other iof his species.. she HAD to be a clone!! a test subject gone awry!

please tell me you are kidding.

Yup... Likes it moist, he does...That Jabba! Despite being lumbered on a Sun drenched planet!!! He must be there for a reason.....
Must be on a sith mission...!!!

another great point sada, why would an ambhibious creature be in a desert unless it was to hide!

deadly serious.....it makes sense

Wayne...

i think im outta jokes......bugger.....i need something to build on...someone post something...

Originally posted by SithSpy
another great point sada, why would an ambhibious creature be in a desert unless it was to hide!

sooo true!!

Damn the Sith! they wanted my Anakin all along!!!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yup... Likes it moist, he does...That Jabba! Despite being lumbered on a Sun drenched planet!!! He must be there for a reason.....
Must be on a sith mission...!!!

Sadako!! AAACCKK!!

Mist, who's joking, i think were all being serious here........just wait till the tv show, youll see

Originally posted by naberrie
sooo true!!

Damn the Sith! they wanted my Anakin all along!!!

curse you and your insanely large sig! *waves fist*

Stop!! Just...just stop...okay??
You....you had me...
*choke*
you had me at...
"Jabba no bantha poodoo.."


*sniffle*

Originally posted by SithSpy
Mist, who's joking, i think were all being serious here........just wait till the tv show, youll see

ill bet you my left shoe it was the sarlacc pit! wheelchair

As if we didn't have enough threads on this subject where people were being silly for REAL, now we've got this one. Maybe I should just go start 10 threads with the most god awful theories on other long-answered questions so we can all be even sillier.

Or not.

damn it jabba even says schheeemmy jedi schheemy jedi. which as we all know is huttese for Jedi Scum, who else have we seen say that....only sith lords

Originally posted by kremzike
As if we didn't have enough threads on this subject where people were being silly for REAL, now we've got this one. Maybe I should just go start 10 threads with the most god awful theories on other long-answered questions so we can all be even sillier.

Or not.

And thats diffenet from KMC these days how??

Wayne...

krem, sorry if this offends you but im not being silly, I am allowed to belive what i want, and unless you want to look silly when the truth is revealed, you should agree with what im saying, its the only plausible truth

Originally posted by kremzike
As if we didn't have enough threads on this subject where people were being silly for REAL, now we've got this one. Maybe I should just go start 10 threads with the most god awful theories on other long-answered questions so we can all be even sillier.

Or not. Go for it. I'll come post some inane, useless and only occasionally funny stuff at each and every one....

It's no different, and that's the problem.

think about it! the sarlacc eats boba....boba was a clone of jango....the sarlacc ordered the clones! its brilliant!wheelchair

Another thing.... This is why Lukes mind tricks wouldn't have worked on him.....Being sith....

I would even draw Watto into the circle of suspicion as the tricks didn't work there either..... This is also possibly why Watto knew to let Qui-Gonn have the win in the end, as he knew only too well the wrath of his master....Jabba!!!

Watto was the apprentice!!!!!!!

DYNO-MITE!!!

sorry for quoting stupid saying from '80's Sitcoms

true very very true, the jedi are surrounded in secrecy plus tatooine isnt even part of the republic, how else would those two know so much about the jedi!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Another thing.... This is why Lukes mind tricks wouldn't have worked on him.....Being sith....

I would even draw Watto into the circle of suspicion as the tricks didn't work there either..... This is also possibly why Watto knew to let Qui-Gonn have the win in the end, as he knew only too well the wrath of his master....Jabba!!!

Watto was the apprentice!!!!!!!

FANTASTIC!!

Maybe not an appretice, but certainly a minion.

Wayne...

Watto revolting developement!!!!

but jabba got blown to bits...which is why its more plausible that the sarlacc is sifo! wheelchair

What chu talkin bout Wayne??

Originally posted by Darth Plagueis
Watto revolting developement!!!!

Ahh but Mist.. Jabba decides who gets thrown into the Sarlacc so it MUST be Jabba who is the master!

Well dooku had his minion grevious, so why couldn't jabba also have one?

Wayne...

Originally posted by waynerobsonuk
Maybe not an appretice, but certainly a minion.

Wayne...


blast! i thought you said 'moron' not 'minion'! foiled again!

Originally posted by waynerobsonuk
Maybe not an appretice, but certainly a minion.

Wayne...

Of course!!! Yesss!!!! Thats it! Because of the two rule, Jabba being Sidious' apprentice, that makes sense... TOTALLY Like Grievious' relationship with Dooku!!!!!!

AHhhhh... Yes...... This all fits together...

Originally posted by bilb
Ahh but Mist.. Jabba decides who gets thrown into the Sarlacc so it MUST be Jabba who is the master!

no! blasphemy! twas the sarlacc!wheelchair jabba was under the mind control of the sarlacc!


wheelchair

Originally posted by bilb
Ahh but Mist.. Jabba decides who gets thrown into the Sarlacc so it MUST be Jabba who is the master!

::nods:: yes yes to Bilb you listen

Lord Darth Jabba


and evil apprectince Darth Wattoo

But does the sarlac actually have a mind as we know it?

Wayne...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Of course!!! Yesss!!!! Thats it! Because of the two rule, Jabba being Sidious' apprentice, that makes sense... TOTALLY Like Grievious' relationship with Dooku!!!!!!

AHhhhh... Yes...... This all fits together...

Grievous had a relationship with Dooku!eek
Id hate to see that baby!

Originally posted by Mist
no! blasphemy! twas the sarlacc!wheelchair jabba was under the mind control of the sarlacc!


wheelchair

Search your feelings.. you know it to be true!

yeahy it would sure be an ugly little sod!

Wayne...

And lets not forget the Boba Fett connection!!!!!
He served both Jabba and Vader under sidious' rule.... A Commonly used agent...!!!!

Originally posted by bilb
Search your feelings.. you know it to be true!

thats impossible! Noooooooooooo!

every network needs a hub

Wayne...

so the sarlacc is sifo dyas...everything is soo clear now

indeed

Naaawwwwwww.....!!!c Jabbas the man...!! Always was, always will be.....

(Even while feeding the Tatooinian equivalant of seagulls with his blown up remains....)

jabba is the obvious choice...which is why its the sarlacc.....nobody ever suspects the sarlacc...until its too late.
wheelchair

*buuuuuurrrrpp*

YES!!!! YES!!!! Thats IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jabba burps, Saarlaac burps, wierd frog thing burps....
OMG!!!! Major Star Wars revelation tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL Yeah but Lucas loves the double-bluff....

Look at eps 1-3....We all SUSPECTED from 4-6that Luke and Leia were Padme and Anankin's kids, but then it looked possible at the end of ROTS that it might not be the case, with Padme rumoured to be dying etc, but then he showed us his mastery of deception and slight of hand by in fact sticking to that!!!!!

!!!!!PLAGUEIS!!!YOUVE STUMBLED ONTO AN ANOMALY!!!!!!!!!!!

but sifo is the sarlacc...see the resemblance in the name? sifo - sarlacc.....wheelchair

this is a day that will be long remembered.

Wayne...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL Yeah but Lucas loves the double-bluff....

Look at eps 1-3....We all SUSPECTED from 4-6that Luke and Leia were Padme and Anankin's kids, but then it looked possible at the end of ROTS that it might not be the case, with Padme rumoured to be dying etc, but then he showed us his mastery of deception and slight of hand by in fact sticking to that!!!!!

indeed....GL is quite the trickster....i need to go home and rethink my life....

dyas=dizzy

Ahhhh....But how do we know that "Sypho-Dyas" isn't the Aurabesh spelling for "Jabba"?

dyas=dizzy=sarlacc.......damn lucas and his riddles!wheelchair

sarlacc backwards of course spells cca lars

Wayne....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ahhhh....But how do we know that "Sypho-Dyas" isn't the Aurabesh spelling for "Jabba"?

rearrange the first 3 letters and last 2 letters, then convert to Aurabesh, THEN convert to huttesse.....youll see what i see

Originally posted by waynerobsonuk
sarlacc backwards of course spells cca lars

Wayne....

eek duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.......

Maybe Greedo is like some illegitemate child of Jar Jar and Gargonzola (whatever, the female Hutt in Ep.1), which is why he wants to keep Han (and Chewbacca...HELLO!! Old Yoda pal) from taking Luke...and...and works for Jabba out of confused Huttese father abandonment issues....


I was going somewhere........

aha now you see the pattern

Wayne...

Good point Wayne!!!! Well...The implication of Owen and Beru insinuated here, takes on a staggering meaning when juxtaposed with the ultimate fates of them in ep4...... Could Jabba have ordered their deaths....? Through Sidious and Vader...? What did they REALLY know about that cost them their lives....?

of course add in the fact we have a sith design on the inside of the house and it makes it all a bit cureiouser.

Wayne...

my head is spinning now

Owen and Beru live!!! (Look for a new thread in a message board near you)..... No really!!! My friend, M.Suttle says that those fried corpses in Ep. 4 are...EWOKS (supercool)...that the Lars kept chained up in the shed for JUST such a moment....

no...but see it comes full circle when luke (RAISED by the Lars) ends up hanging over the sarlacc's mouth....WITH Han and chewie (hello...yoda connection here again) AND luke (hello ANOTHER yoda connection) manages to feed boba (clone connection here!!!) to the sarlacc with Han's help. see how the sarlacc grabbed lando's foot? connection to the MF, seen in ep3. how does the sarlacc know? HOW DOES IT KNOW!!!!!wheelchair

now thats a promissing line of equiry (although the corpses lookes atad tall for ewoks)

Wayne....

Oh my gentle Jesus.. the Suttle name has been invoked.. flee ! flee for your lives!!!

"no...but see it comes full circle when luke (RAISED by the Lars) ends up hanging over the sarlacc's mouth....WITH Han and chewie (hello...yoda connection here again) AND luke (hello ANOTHER yoda connection) manages to feed boba (clone connection here!!!) to the sarlacc with Han's help. see how the sarlacc grabbed lando's foot? connection to the MF, seen in ep3. how does the sarlacc know? HOW DOES IT KNOW!!!!!"




Because its master Jabba AKA Sypho Dyas told it...!!!!

Originally posted by Mist
no...but see it comes full circle when luke (RAISED by the Lars) ends up hanging over the sarlacc's mouth....WITH Han and chewie (hello...yoda connection here again) AND luke (hello ANOTHER yoda connection) manages to feed boba (clone connection here!!!) to the sarlacc with Han's help. see how the sarlacc grabbed lando's foot? connection to the MF, seen in ep3. how does the sarlacc know? HOW DOES IT KNOW!!!!!wheelchair YOU are my master, I accept your teachings....

Originally posted by bilb
Oh my gentle Jesus.. the Suttle name has been invoked.. flee ! flee for your lives!!!

Yes!!! Smear ourselves in the inflammable marmalade that is napalm and light ourselves, while screaming into the eternally black chasm of tortured death, we must....!!!!!

i licked my marmalade

Originally posted by bilb
Oh my gentle Jesus.. the Suttle name has been invoked.. flee ! flee for your lives!!! meh...my life was forfeit when I first entered here.......

LOL Plag

Whoa there Mist!!! That particular post-Suttle mention Marmalade'll have your toungue off!!!!

i couldnt help it. it looked so good.

Originally posted by Darth Plagueis
meh...my life was forfeit when I first entered here.......

Faramir??

" i couldnt help it. it looked so good. "
Mmmmmmm.......Flameyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

living life on the edge smoke

I also would postulate that Jabba used the force (Under Palp's instruction) to Bring the Jedi to Tatooine to ultimately lure Qui-gon and the rest of the Jedi to a forseen fate at the hands of Anakin.....

please go flame the thread above....

LOL I saw that.....!!

oh my...laughing has GOT to lead to the darkside....

And possible explosive diahorrea when too much coconut milk you have had while partaking in said laughter....!

Hmmmmm...Yep....Thats fairly darksidey...

Perhaps Sifo-Dyas is infact two ppl Jabba and the sarlaccshifty

ah sadisto, I feel a rumbling....a rumbling that can only signify....THE MUD BUTT!!

To changes of underpants that leads...
Along with the changes of pants when people make the connection and realise that Jabba IS Dyas!!!!!

Yes!! Diahreah is to dagobah as Mud Butt is to Mad Hutt!!!!!

And lets not even get started on the role of the Dianoga in all of this!!!!

Look guys, if you take all the letters in "Jabba The Hutt" and add them up, you get 117. If you do the same for "Syfo-Dyas", you get 98. If you subtract 98 from 117 you get 19, which is the same as the number of letters in the names of Jabba The Hutt (12) and Syfo-Dyas (8) minus 1, which is the number of people that they really are!

i think lazer just nailed it

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And lets not even get started on the role of the Dianoga in all of this!!!!


Actually, in early drafts of the script which went on to become A New Hope, the "Dai-noga" was the name of what went on to be known as "the Force" in later script revisions.
Lucas later re-jigged the name to Dianoga and it became the name of the Trash Compacter beast...

Oh, and Sifo-Dyas is, and always has been, Sifo-Dyas... has anyone mentioned that in this thread yet?

no...coz sifo dyas is the sarlacc pit

don't you know anything he LIVES in the Sarlacc Pit.... duh....

no no no...he IS the sarlacc! wheelchair

Come on we know JAR JAR is Sifo-Dyas he orderd the clone armor and gave the permission of use of it you know jar jar is hiding somthing than his ugly face.

sifo dyas is the sarlacc, ffs! wheelchair

well I suppose jar jar could be hiding something...are we supposed to think he's that stupid by accident? It looks too much like someone trying to appear non threatening. of course jar jar could have evolved into the sarlacc pit Thus jar jar is really the sarlacc pit (or a distant relation) and jabba is watto after too many burgers (his fat elvis period?)

Wayne....

Sifo Dyas is Sifo Dyas not Jabba , look at the grievous' comic and you'll understand...

sifo dyas is the sarlacc!!!???!!!!wheelchair

Originally posted by Lazerlike42
Look guys, if you take all the letters in "Jabba The Hutt" and add them up, you get 117. If you do the same for "Syfo-Dyas", you get 98. If you subtract 98 from 117 you get 19, which is the same as the number of letters in the names of Jabba The Hutt (12) and Syfo-Dyas (8) minus 1, which is the number of people that they really are!

Well done, Lazer...!!! Keenly spotted...!!

The genius of Lucas!! To give us clues on all levels,
from plot deduction all the way through to numerology...!!!!
A very thorough man, the beflannelled one...!!

You guys are looking too deeply into this...

I typed in Sifo Dyas in google images, and look what I found:

http://forum.blueharvest.net/uploads/photo-826.jpg

Look at those hateful, beady little eyes. This is the evil Sifo Dyas, in the flsh...or felt...or whatever muppets are made out of.

Don't believe me? Here is his forum profile.

So beaker from the muppets is Sifo Dyas ? Well I always did wonder about his annoying voice now you come to mention it

Wayne...

i always thought the old guys in the balcony were the sith lords, old and in a pair they are, plus you know how close star wars was with the muppett show when it first came out!!!!! Maybe lucas's inspiration for Maul came from animal of the muppetts SO MUCH INFO HERE!!! cant belive it took us this long to fig all of this out!!!!!!

I don't think it's too outlandish to request the creation of a separate religious sect(offshoot of caotholocism) in order to fully delve into the truths of the Muppet conspiracy.

Yoda is a muppet, the Sith Lord's are muppets..... but what does it MEAN!?!?!

Hmmm what have you stumbled across here tpaq? to a dark place this line of thought will take us

Yes indeed! Ponder on this we must.

Wayne...

Ok, I leave and this is how you people amuse yourselves? hysterical

Miss you all SO SO much. Take care of each other, Bilb I love the sig.

The Priestess aka JP

PS Congrats Wayne on making MOTM at TRA, I voted for ya buddy! thumbsup

JP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey babe good to see you!! We miss you very much as well, and we are as always watching out for each other

One thing tho' what do you mean by amuse ourselves, i assure you priestess that there is no amusement going on here, we have decided on this theroy as a group to be the most plausible, and will stick by said theroy upon pain of death

Originally posted by tpaquin
You guys are looking too deeply into this...

I typed in Sifo Dyas in google images, and look what I found:

http://forum.blueharvest.net/uploads/photo-826.jpg

Look at those hateful, beady little eyes. This is the evil Sifo Dyas, in the flsh...or felt...or whatever muppets are made out of.

Don't believe me? Here is his forum profile.


OMFG

Its always teh one you dont suspect, isnt it? All these years I thought Beaker was just cute & harmless.. D'OH

Wait.. a muppet as a Sith.. a muppet playing puppet master.. my brain hurts!

well if the masters a puppet who is also a puppet master then who pulls the strings of the puppett master who is also a puppett, does he pull his own strings hold on..............oh dear......I dont know where I am, someone help!!!

Originally posted by SithSpy
well if the masters a puppet who is also a puppet master then who pulls the strings of the puppett master who is also a puppett, does he pull his own strings hold on..............oh dear......I dont know where I am, someone help!!!

Exactly! I think.. oh hell I dont know anymore

well as the muppets were worked as stick puppets it would probably be someone 'pushing and pulling' his sticks (although I do have to admit it sounds a little rude!)
Beaker is an anagram of Keaber which as I'm sure you all know is hungarian for 'dark lord'

Wayne...

Thank God it wasn't the Swedish Chef - he was made of cloth, yet he had human hands... even more confusing.

This could indeed make sense....
Remember the Muppets special with Mark Hamill and the Droids....

Remember Darth Nader....?? A former Jedi called Gonzo who had fallen to the darkside and become twisted and evil.... More machine than ham...

The muppet theory holds up... Was HE the one responsible...? And if not... Was it Jabba's intention to shift blame to the vertically challenged Dark lord or were they in cahoots....? The plot thickens!!!