Mutants vs Thor

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Xplosive
I have been asking myslef, which mutants could defeat Thor. I haven't found many of them, I could count them on my fingers, there weren't many, except if I forgot someone. Who (mutants) are able to defeat Thor?

For this mutants I think are able to defeat him, but I can't remember much more:

Franklin Richards
Magneto
Scarlet Witch
Apocalypse
God-like Cable
Stryfe
Nate Grey
Legion
Cannonball

stormfront13
i doubt cannonball could

Scoobless
Franklin Richards... yeah
Magneto.... he's got a shot..... but i'd give it to Thor
Scarlet Witch.... yeah
Apocalypse..... nah
God-like Cable..... well if SS beat him Thor could too
Stryfe..... Thor wins 7/10
Nate Grey..... Shaman nate yeah... regular nate... Thor wins 8/10
Cannonball... no way

left out Legion because i'm not that familiar with him

stormfront13
i highly doubt legion could take him, storm battled legion and was doin okay if i remember correctly

GalacticStorm
Originally posted by stormfront13
i highly doubt legion could take him, storm battled legion and was doin okay if i remember correctly

Nah storm got punked really badly to be honest. But then Legion was drawing on the eergies of the M'kraan crystal when that happened. Normal legion doesnt stand a chance against thor. Is this classic thor or king thor?

Xplosive
Originally posted by GalacticStorm
Nah storm got punked really badly to be honest. But then Legion was drawing on the eergies of the M'kraan crystal when that happened. Normal legion doesnt stand a chance against thor. Is this classic thor or king thor?

Thor we see the most, so classic Thor.

GalacticStorm
If its classic Thor then Magneto would punk him as he has along with an avengers roster many a time.

Xplosive
Originally posted by GalacticStorm
If its classic Thor then Magneto would punk him as he has along with an avengers roster many a time.

All mutants I've said could beat classic Thor, I've only asked are there more mutants that could beat him. God-like Cable would crush Thor, all of those could beat Thor.

K3VIL
Originally posted by GalacticStorm
If its classic Thor then Magneto would punk him as he has along with an avengers roster many a time.
That's crap.
Magneto lifting Mjolnir is crap, cause the hammer can't be levitate or picked up in any way if you're not worth of it.
And that's one point.
Second, Thor's GodForce blast is far above what Magneto's force fields can substain.
Third, Thor's physiology is Asgardian, he's not like Cap or other human Avengers, most of Maggy's tricks will not work on him.

stormfront13
well galactic i only said if i remember correctly so you probably are right though

GalacticStorm
Jean Grey

Rachel Summers


Xavier

New Son

Xplosive
Originally posted by GalacticStorm
Jean Grey

Rachel Summers


Xavier

New Son

Jean Grey, could she beat him (ok with Phoenix yes), I don't know, uf nor Rachel Summers, I forgot Xavier to add, I knew I forgot something.

whirlysplat
Proteus maybe?

Lord S
Franklin Richards...of course
Magneto...maybe
Scarlet Witch...probably not
Apocalypse...maybe
God-like Cable...probably not
Stryfe...maybe
Nate Grey...maybe
Legion...no
Cannonball...absolutely NOT!

Xplosive
Originally posted by Lord S
Franklin Richards...of course
Magneto...maybe
Scarlet Witch...probably not
Apocalypse...maybe
God-like Cable...probably not
Stryfe...maybe
Nate Grey...maybe
Legion...no
Cannonball...absolutely NOT!

Why not God-like Cable and Scarlet Witch.

FieryBalrog
Franklin Richards, Phoenix, duh. These two are just on a different level.

Other mutants? I think....

God-like Cable
Shaman Nate
Scarlet Witch... maybe
Cassandra Nova maybe, does she count as a mutant?

I dont think Mags or such could take Thor. Thor has more than enough power to batter down Mags's fields, creating a wormhole not withstanding.

Epicurus
With the exception of Franklin and Legion, they all get punked.

Silent Master
Originally posted by Xplosive
Cannonball


LOL!!!!1 laughing rolling on floor laughing laughing laughing rolling on floor laughing

abhilegend
Holocaust has twoshotted Thor.

mmm

Magnon
Kitty Pryde
Loa (Alani Ryan)
Proteus
Vulcan
Illyana Rasputin
Mikhail Rasputin
Pjotr... nah, not him

abhilegend
Rachel also owned his ass in AvX.

Khazra Reborn
Thor one shot Phoenix Rachael, AvX can suck it.

Franklin and Legion obviously win, the rest lose.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Thor one shot Phoenix Rachael, AvX can suck it.

Franklin and Legion obviously win, the rest lose.
With her own power redirected at her. You wouldn't consider Amadeus Cho beating Thor because he oneshotted thor?

Khazra Reborn
I dunno, it's a bit different because Cho would be unable to harm Thor without using his own power against him, which is not the case with Thor and Rachael.

AvX can still suck it.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Aside from the fact that Amadeus Cho prepped for that encounter, Thor blasted her telepathic bolt with his own attack:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e139/RageOfTheGod/Thor/DefeatsRachelPhoenix2.jpg

Anyways, I thought this thread was about mutants who can beat Thor, not mutants who can knock him off his feet.

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Thor one shot Phoenix Rachael, AvX can suck it.

Franklin and Legion obviously win, the rest lose.

The best part is that was written by Aaron, the current writer for God of Thunder. I remember him doing an interview some time after (Or before) where he describes reading up on Thor and being surprised by how powerful he was and trying to write him appropriately.

Which is why I hate Thor always appearing with the Avengers nowadays. So many writers who don't know a thing about him have to write him in because he's such a big part of the team when in the past, they would have just not included him.

I hope they have a rematch under Jason where he has Thor handle her business.

Magnon
Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
I dunno, it's a bit different because Cho would be unable to harm Thor without using his own power against him, which is not the case with Thor and Rachael.

AvX can still suck it.

Thor had ninja law on his side. It's a different story 1 vs 1, as we have seen.

Btw, who is "Rachael"?

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by Magnon
Thor had ninja law on his side. It's a different story 1 vs 1, as we have seen.

Btw, who is "Rachael"?

Tbf to Thor, Rachel had Avengers hate on her side. And if the X-Boards are anything to go by, it's more powerful then a million exploding Suns.

Magnon
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Tbf to Thor, Rachel had Avengers hate on her side. And if the X-Boards are anything to go by, it's more powerful then a million exploding Suns.

If anything, there was an X-Men hate going on during AvX. Magneto losing to Iron Man? Namor losing to Thing, under water? Warpath losing to Captain America in a blink of an eye? Captain America tanking Gambit's attack? Right...

Khazra Reborn
Originally posted by Magnon
Btw, who is "Rachael"?

Do you feel smart pointing out typos?

Go jump in a lake.

Xplosive
Franklin Richards - Yes
Magneto - No
Scarlet Witch - Of course
Apocalypse - Yes
God-like Cable - Maybe
Stryfe - Similar to God-like Cable
Shaman Nate Grey - Maybe
Legion - Of course
Cannonball - smile

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by Magnon
If anything, there was an X-Men hate going on during AvX. Magneto losing to Iron Man? Namor losing to Thing, under water? Warpath losing to Captain America in a blink of an eye? Captain America tanking Gambit's attack? Right...

Did you read what Namor was saying when he was attacking Thor with Rachel? It was like a post quotted from the X-Board it was so butthurt.

Captain America beating up Gambit and Warpath doesn't have anything to do with X-men hate imo and is due to the fact that he's Captain America and those two scrubs had no hope.

That aside, I agree, the X-men were shortchanged here and there, but the Avengers were too. Particularly in the X-men books from what I remember.

Magnon
Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Do you feel smart pointing out typos?

Go jump in a lake.

Wow, you have some bad luck with typos, failing at the same part several times in a row.

When the summer comes and water gets warm, I will.

Khazra Reborn
Originally posted by Magnon
Wow, you have some bad luck with typos, failing at the same part several times in a row.

When the summer comes and water gets warm, I will.

Yeah, shit happens when you post quickly from your phone. It doesn't detract from the immense douchieness of correcting someone on a incorrectly spelled name of all things.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Aside from the fact that Amadeus Cho prepped for that encounter, Thor blasted her telepathic bolt with his own attack:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e139/RageOfTheGod/Thor/DefeatsRachelPhoenix2.jpg

Anyways, I thought this thread was about mutants who can beat Thor, not mutants who can knock him off his feet.



The best part is that was written by Aaron, the current writer for God of Thunder. I remember him doing an interview some time after (Or before) where he describes reading up on Thor and being surprised by how powerful he was and trying to write him appropriately.

Which is why I hate Thor always appearing with the Avengers nowadays. So many writers who don't know a thing about him have to write him in because he's such a big part of the team when in the past, they would have just not included him.

I hope they have a rematch under Jason where he has Thor handle her business.
Thor was all but finished. And it was outright stated that all Thor did was fire her TP bolt back at her and create a psychic backlash. Don't know where he used his own power.

mmm

And laughing out loud @ calling Cho on his prep.

guy222
Jamie Braddock

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by abhilegend
Thor was all but finished.

Being knocked down by an opponent for a single panel is all but finished? What? She struck him ONCE:
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/1/16074/3146467-xmenwolverine12f+rachel+vs+thor.jpg

And it should also be noted he was fighting Phoenix Namor solo before his fight with Rachel IIRC.

Originally posted by abhilegend
And it was outright stated that all Thor did was fire her TP bolt back at her and create a psychic backlash. Don't know where he used his own power.

No, it stated that Thor somehow BOUNCED (The specific word used) her telepathic bolt back at her. He did so by firing a blast from Mjolnir so comparing it to the Amadeus Cho scene is faulty.

You don't know? Here:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e139/RageOfTheGod/Thor/DefeatsRachelPhoenix2.jpg

The third panel specifically. Note the energy blast coming from Mjolnir.

Originally posted by abhilegend
mmm

And laughing out loud @ calling Cho on his prep.

So I'm not suppose to note that Amadeus Cho foresaw the attack and prepped his gear and even incorporated an adamantium capacitor (The only thing capable of redirecting a divine bolt) for his encounter with Thor?

Silly me. I should have known that pointing out context is against your religion.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Being knocked down by an opponent for a single panel is all but finished? What? She struck him ONCE: And he was helpless. That scene was recounted in Avengers 29 and Thor was finished there too.


Was he? This was all we saw of them.

http://s5d4.turboimagehost.com/t1/18582714_WolverineX-men-Zone010.jpg


Thor suckershotted Rachel and got chumped.

http://s5d4.turboimagehost.com/t1/18582716_WolverineX-men-Zone012.jpg http://s5d4.turboimagehost.com/t1/18582719_WolverineX-men-Zone016.jpg

There was no blast fired from Thor. All he did was absorb and fire her TP bolt at her and create a psychic backlash. God, you're terrible.

Hahaha, you are pretty much ignoring what was flat out stated. Thor never fired a blast.


He absorbed the TP bolt. You're sinking to carver level here.



You are. It has nothing to do with the fact that Cho chumped Thor.

Do you point out the context behind Reed and Doom prepping too?

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by abhilegend
And he was helpless. That scene was recounted in Avengers 29 and Thor was finished there too.

Lol? What? Here's the entire encounter, including some more of Thor's fight with Phoenix Namor:
http://s28.postimg.org/r7vgrghp9/New_Avengers_Zone_008.jpg
http://s28.postimg.org/ijcwxrrfh/New_Avengers_Zone_009.jpg
http://s28.postimg.org/ydn7twqsd/New_Avengers_Zone_010.jpg
http://s28.postimg.org/4fcgbmuu5/New_Avengers_Zone_011.jpg
http://s28.postimg.org/4gme51wnx/New_Avengers_Zone_013.jpg

Again, all she did was knock him down for LITERALLY a single panel. She knocked him off his feet. For maybe a FEW seconds.

At best she had him a disadvantage. Saying she had him ALL but beat, especially when he goes on to take on a Trans Tier character is RIDICULOUS.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Was he? This was all we saw of them.

http://s5d4.turboimagehost.com/t1/18582714_WolverineX-men-Zone010.jpg

Thor suckershotted Rachel and got chumped.

http://s5d4.turboimagehost.com/t1/18582716_WolverineX-men-Zone012.jpg http://s5d4.turboimagehost.com/t1/18582719_WolverineX-men-Zone016.jpg

Yes he was. They obviously had an extended -and competitive- battle off-panel. Seeing as how Thor was fighting Namor with the power of the Phoenix before and after, it's definitely something worth noting. He even seemed to have gotten the edge on Namor there as ridiculous as that would be.

Yes, she got in a good hit. But this thread is about mutants who have BEATEN Thor, not those who managed to take him off his feet for maybe a few seconds at best.

And you said Thor was "all but finished". Which is RIDICULOUS and blatantly untrue.

Originally posted by abhilegend
There was no blast fired from Thor. All he did was absorb and fire her TP bolt at her and create a psychic backlash. God, you're terrible.

Hahaha, you are pretty much ignoring what was flat out stated. Thor never fired a blast.

He absorbed the TP bolt. You're sinking to carver level here.

Yes there was. Look again:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e139/RageOfTheGod/Thor/DefeatsRachelPhoenix2.jpg

He BOUNCED her telepathic bolt right back at her. But he used a blast from Mjolnir. He didn't use energy absorption.

Originally posted by abhilegend
You are. It has nothing to do with the fact that Cho chumped Thor.

Do you point out the context behind Reed and Doom prepping too?

Yes, Cho beat Thor but he had prep.

no expression

Yes, I do. Whenever a character beats another with prep, particularly the geniuses, you ARE suppose to make a note of it as it is hugely important in regards to context.

Smh.

Epicurus
Originally posted by abhilegend
Rachel also owned his ass in AvX.
TBF, AvX and Avengers Assemble might as well have been called "Let's take turns raping Thor's butthole" and "Let's take turns violating Thor's vulva" series.

I don't count any Thor low showings from those comics, or from that time period in general.

zopzop
Originally posted by abhilegend
Rachel also owned his ass in AvX.
You know what's crazy? All this talk about who owned who between Rachel and Thor misses the bigger picture.

Prof X, who really did OWN everyone there, saw Rachel as the greater threat than P5 Namor. He had to take her out first, in a prolonged battle mind you, before he could take out everyone else.

He insta pwned Thor and crew yet it took a while to put Rachel down. The writer of that book made it clear who the real threat was, so her downing Thor isn't shocking.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Rachel downed Thor and Phoenix Namor was instantly on top of him. It WAS embarrassing imo but in the context of the story and the fact that Thor was instantly up, it doesn't mean much. Not to mention the Avenger comic shows her using some telepathy in conjunction with her attack when she hit Thor.

It'd be like saying Aquaman could beat Superman because of this:
http://dreager1.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/2we1.jpg

abhilegend
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Lol? What? Here's the entire encounter, including some more of Thor's fight with Phoenix Namor:
http://s28.postimg.org/r7vgrghp9/New_Avengers_Zone_008.jpg
http://s28.postimg.org/ijcwxrrfh/New_Avengers_Zone_009.jpg
http://s28.postimg.org/ydn7twqsd/New_Avengers_Zone_010.jpg
http://s28.postimg.org/4fcgbmuu5/New_Avengers_Zone_011.jpg
http://s28.postimg.org/4gme51wnx/New_Avengers_Zone_013.jpg What does that even show? Thor never even got hit by Namor and Thor was actually shown downed by the same attack before he got up. Its from another writer anyway, distortions like that always happen.



Under Bendis, Under Aaron he was downed and unable to defend himself.

Hahaha, oh god. You're so desperate its not even funny. Its from ANOTHER ****ING WRITER. Go see Infinity Gauntlet/War/Crusade series and its tie ins to see how different details can be.





laughing out loud

You can't be serious here. Its one thing to be in denial, but this is ****ing ridiculous.

Nope. Learn to read.

So much butthurt.



You're becoming carter level now. Read the words again and see how ridiculous you sound. Thor bounced her TP bolt right back at her, its written in black and white.



Good boy, what else should he have done? Duke it out with Thor?

You are digging a deeper hole for yourself with every post. Bravo.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Rachel downed Thor and Phoenix Namor was instantly on top of him. It WAS embarrassing imo but in the context of the story and the fact that Thor was instantly up, it doesn't mean much. Not to mention the Avenger comic shows her using some telepathy in conjunction with her attack when she hit Thor.

It'd be like saying Aquaman could beat Superman because of this:
http://dreager1.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/2we1.jpg
You're cute when you show such desperation. That has nothing on this though.

http://i.imgur.com/XpKTPNS.jpg

Hank Pym stunned Thor with a kick at his normal size and took him out of the fight. Face it, Thor sucks.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by abhilegend
What does that even show? Thor never even got hit by Namor and Thor was actually shown downed by the same attack before he got up. Its from another writer anyway, distortions like that always happen.

Again, I admit that Rachel knocked Thor down.

That was never in contention. She knocked him down. She took him off his feet.

But she didn't defeat him, not even close. Nor was he "all but finished" like you claimed. Which is what this thread is about.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Under Bendis, Under Aaron he was downed and unable to defend himself.

Hahaha, oh god. You're so desperate its not even funny. Its from ANOTHER ****ING WRITER. Go see Infinity Gauntlet/War/Crusade series and its tie ins to see how different details can be.

laughing out loud

First YOU reference Avengers #29 in support of your stance. Now that it doesn't, it's suddenly no longer valid? GTFO. I don't care if the issue was written months apart, it's depicting the same event from a different angle.

Under both writers he was downed. Under both writers it lasted a second or two at most and he was immediately fighting Namor. Under no writers was it shown that he was helpless or defeated.

Originally posted by abhilegend
laughing out loud

You can't be serious here. Its one thing to be in denial, but this is ****ing ridiculous.

Nope. Learn to read.

So much butthurt.

Nope.

Oops, I'm sorry, it's about mutants who can beat Thor for a majority or whatever. My point still stands.

How am I butthurt? You said Thor was all but finished. Is this now untrue? Were you lying?

I don't know how things are done in that rape invested shit hole you call home, but in North America, words have meaning and when you says things, you become accountable for those things.

Originally posted by abhilegend
You're becoming carter level now. Read the words again and see how ridiculous you sound. Thor bounced her TP bolt right back at her, its written in black and white.

Good boy, what else should he have done? Duke it out with Thor?

You are digging a deeper hole for yourself with every post. Bravo.

Yes, Thor bounced her TP back at her. He however used a blast. I don't understand how energy absorption would work in that scene instead when we see a blast from Mjolnir ricocheting back her bolt.

What does how he beat Thor have to do with the discussion? Did you forget why you brought him up in the first place?

Because I think prep based wins should be specified for characters? Lol. I'm curious how much your feelings would change if this topic switched to Batman vs. Superman.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by abhilegend
You're cute when you show such desperation. That has nothing on this though.

Hank Pym stunned Thor with a kick at his normal size and took him out of the fight. Face it, Thor sucks.

I'm not desperate compared to you though. Your posting careers is spent mostly lowballing other characters in various threads. You're less of a Superman fan and more of a Thor/Surfer/Hulk etc. hater.

So you admit your Rachel example was full of shit then?

abhilegend
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Again, I admit that Rachel knocked Thor down. She downed him under Aaron.

Unable to defend himself under Aaron.

She did under Aaron.





Who said it isn't? Its another interpretation of the same scene. Like here?




Which should we use?

Except under Aaron Namor was punching him while he was down.


She stopped his hammer cold and flattened him with a TK blast. That's as good a win as it is.

He was. Show me Thor defending himself under Aaron.

Look at this internet tough guy........



How hard it is for you to understand? He bounced his TP fireball at her which HE HAD ABSORBED before. Where did a blast come into that? WTF? Where did that come from? How is a blast bouncing back a TP fireball?

Yes. Thor ricocheting a TP blast isn't a win by his own power.

This isn't about that. Stay on topic. Not one bit.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I'm not desperate compared to you though. Your posting careers is spent mostly lowballing other characters in various threads. You're less of a Superman fan and more of a Thor/Surfer/Hulk etc. hater.

So you admit your Rachel example was full of shit then?
Heh, compared to you?

Nah, you're full of it though.

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Rachel downed Thor and Phoenix Namor was instantly on top of him. It WAS embarrassing imo but in the context of the story and the fact that Thor was instantly up, it doesn't mean much. Not to mention the Avenger comic shows her using some telepathy in conjunction with her attack when she hit Thor.

It'd be like saying Aquaman could beat Superman because of this:
http://dreager1.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/2we1.jpg

But he was defeated there. Out cold and near comatose

abhilegend
King Hyperion was above Thor after all.

http://i.imgur.com/atmmoxR.jpg

Epicurus
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I don't know how things are done in that rape invested shit hole you call home, but in North America, words have meaning and when you says things, you become accountable for those things.
That's funny, because last I checked the stats showcased the US as having a rape rate more than times as big as the "rape-infested shithole" which abhi supposedly originates from. And let's not even get started on child abuse.

Though what exactly does making stupid references to a guy's nationality have anything to do with a debate about how much your favorite comic book character got story and feat raped(I'll purposefully miss the irony there) a few years back is beyond me.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by abhilegend
She downed him under Aaron.

Unable to defend himself under Aaron.

She did under Aaron.





Who said it isn't? Its another interpretation of the same scene. Like here?




Which should we use?

Except under Aaron Namor was punching him while he was down.


She stopped his hammer cold and flattened him with a TK blast. That's as good a win as it is.

He was. Show me Thor defending himself under Aaron.

Look at this internet tough guy........



How hard it is for you to understand? He bounced his TP fireball at her which HE HAD ABSORBED before. Where did a blast come into that? WTF? Where did that come from? How is a blast bouncing back a TP fireball?

Yes. Thor ricocheting a TP blast isn't a win by his own power.

This isn't about that. Stay on topic. Not one bit.

This is getting tedious. I've repeated this shit more then once.

Under Aaron, she knocked him off his feet, downed him etc. (Whatever way you want to phrase it) but she did NOT defeat him. Thor was not all but finished. Phoenix Force Namor jumping on Thor nearly instantly and pounding away at him does not mean she beat him either. Especially since we see that he went on to fight Namor in another interpretation.

What? Knocking him down is as good as a win as you can get? WTF?

But since you've grown so confident in your superiority and consider me a chicken, would you be down for a Rachel Grey vs. Thor battle zone?

Originally posted by Epicurus
That's funny, because last I checked the stats showcased the US as having a rape rate more than times as big as the "rape-infested shithole" which abhi supposedly originates from. And let's not even get started on child abuse.

Though what exactly does making stupid references to a guy's nationality have anything to do with a debate about how much your favorite comic book character got story and feat raped(I'll purposefully miss the irony there) a few years back is beyond me.

Nothing really, I just felt throwing in some ad hominem because the conversation had grown boring and stale.

First of all, eww, I'm not from the States. Second of all, you are right, no need to take pot shots at the country he lives in. I should insult his intelligence and character like we regularly do. That's much better and lot less insensitive. no expression

Although tbc, I wasn't making fun of him being Indian or whatever in that post, just living there. I'm only prejudice against the French.

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by Epicurus
That's funny, because last I checked the stats showcased the US as having a rape rate more than times as big as the "rape-infested shithole" which abhi supposedly originates from. And let's not even get started on child abuse.

Though what exactly does making stupid references to a guy's nationality have anything to do with a debate about how much your favorite comic book character got story and feat raped(I'll purposefully miss the irony there) a few years back is beyond me. The only conclusion is that Rage got raped in India when he was a wee lad. That's his only memory of the land too, so it stuck (in his butt)

Epicurus
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
The only conclusion is that Rage got raped in India when he was a wee lad. That's his only memory of the land too, so it stuck (in his butt)
laughing out loud

Orrsome28
This thread certainly degenerated quickly...

abhilegend
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
This is getting tedious. I've repeated this shit more then once.

Under Aaron, she knocked him off his feet, downed him etc. (Whatever way you want to phrase it) but she did NOT defeat him. Thor was not all but finished. Phoenix Force Namor jumping on Thor nearly instantly and pounding away at him does not mean she beat him either. Especially since we see that he went on to fight Namor in another interpretation. But not in that rendition. Aren't you the same guy who said Thor beat Gladiator when he knocked him down only for Terene to blast him?

Downing him.

Rachel as phoenix?



You are such a softie.

wink

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
The only conclusion is that Rage got raped in India when he was a wee lad. That's his only memory of the land too, so it stuck (in his butt) Originally posted by Epicurus
laughing out loud

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by Orrsome28
This thread certainly degenerated quickly... That's what happens when you stick the angriest guy ever in a thread with Colonel A. Lowballer

Abhi's low balling scales off of Rage's anger which scales off of Abhi's low balling. Viscous cycle

Epicurus

Orrsome28
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
That's what happens when you stick the angriest guy ever in a thread with Colonel A. Lowballer

It does make for a rather futile combination.

Rage.Of.Olympus

Epicurus

abhilegend
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus


How does downing him differ from knocking him off his feet or whatever? Because you argued that Thor knocked Gladiator out in the same position but when it comes to Thor, the hit only knocked him down.

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Why not? Thor actually knocked her out. Regular Rachel had advantage against him in both interpretation.

laughing out loud

Look, rage made a funny post for once.

Epicurus
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Abhi's low balling scales off of Rage's anger which scales off of Abhi's low balling. Viscous cycle
It reminds me of that arc where the more planets Galactus ate, the hungrier he got, and the hungrier he got, the more planets he ate.

Don't remember which one to be precise though.

Rage.Of.Olympus

Branlor Swift
Rage, have you ever sucked your dad's dick?

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Rage, have you ever sucked your dad's dick?

That depends. Is this out of pure curiosity or fap material?

Branlor Swift
Curiosity, been nagging at me all day so I had to ask. Honestly I wouldn't put it past you you rascal.

Epicurus

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Curiosity, been nagging at me all day so I had to ask. Honestly I wouldn't put it past you you rascal.

Well you know me, always trying to be a cool kid. First it was just the tip but before I knew it, my throat was bleeding more then Digi on prom night.

Epicurus
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Anyway India IS a shit hole that does have a rape problem so it was not only a good insult, it was fairly accurate.
India is a shithole which has many problems. Relativistically speaking, rape is not one of them.

If you think that this was a fairly accurate(much less good) insult, then you are dumber than I thought. Which is definitely a scary new level of dumb.

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Well you know me, always trying to be a cool kid. First it was just the tip but before I knew it, my throat was bleeding more then Digi on prom night. Thank you for your absolute honesty.

Answers a lot of questions though

abhilegend
Well, whaddya know. This is a win for Thor.

http://i.imgur.com/JijBeRU.jpg

This is Thor just taking a nap after getting knocked down.

http://i.imgur.com/lb2m7Ld.jpg

Oh rage.

Rage.Of.Olympus

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by abhilegend
Well, whaddya know. This is a win for Thor.

http://i.imgur.com/JijBeRU.jpg

This is Thor just taking a nap after getting knocked down.

http://i.imgur.com/lb2m7Ld.jpg

Oh rage.

Well for one thing, Gladiator admitted that he tried his best but Thor was too powerful. And he took a far more severe beating from Thor without any defense, even as Tarene prepares to blast him while Thor was up and fighting off Phoenix force Namor.

But still I don't consider the fight a completely conclusive win even with the different factors. Even though I don't think Gladiator could have done anything else while Thor had plenty of fight in him.

Well I'm on my my phone now and this is boring. Unless you want to battle zone Thor and Rachel, I'm done with this.

Orrsome28
This thread reeks of Poster.Induced.Stupidity.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by Epicurus
India is a shithole which has many problems. Relativistically speaking, rape is not one of them.

If you think that this was a fairly accurate(much less good) insult, then you are dumber than I thought. Which is definitely a scary new level of dumb.

Sooooo because India has so many other problems, I should have brought up one of them instead of the rape gangs? You don't think I effectively made fun of his country? Lol. You can't be serious right now, can you?

Epicurus
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I said North America but i already specified I'm Canadian so no, it does not.

I'm on my phone so I'm not going to research rape in India.

Don't be a douche and just tell me. What are you, french?

Great a french quanchi. What exactly did I concede to out of curiosity?
Your original insult referenced N America. So it still does.

You give up so easily.

Secrets are secrets for a reason, fatass.13

Dans votre poteau.

Epicurus
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Sooooo because India has so many other problems, I should have brought up one of them instead of the rape gangs? You don't think I effectively made fun of his country? Lol. You can't be serious right now, can you?
Nope, because contrary to what the popular media blares on about, rape isn't a serious problem in India at all.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Well for one thing, Gladiator admitted that he tried his best but Thor was too powerful. And he took a far more severe beating from Thor without any defense, even as Tarene prepares to blast him while Thor was up and fighting off Phoenix force Namor. Not in Aaron's interpretation. Thor was down with his eyes closed and you said Thor won against Gladiator in the same position.

LMAO. So much flopflop in here.

I would battlezone PF Rachel which ironically Thor defeated by a "blast".

StyleTime
I could see Rachel doing well depending on the writer, even ignoring the AvX stuff. Seems like they've been trying to drop the "she's a reckless noob" angle, especially Wood. Throw in telekinesis/telepathy hax and you've got a fun filled comic...

....that will make Thor fans cry. uhuh

Epicurus
Originally posted by StyleTime
I could see Rachel doing well depending on the writer, even ignoring the AvX stuff. Seems like they've been trying to drop the "she's a reckless noob" angle, especially Wood. Throw in telekinesis/telepathy hax and you've got a fun filled comic...

....that will make Thor fans cry. uhuh
It already did when AvX was released.

Current Thor is an absolute beast though. And Fraction's caveman barbarian Thor would literally bludgeon Rachel to death, go to take a shit afterwards and then wipe his ass with her blood. Edit: It'd be the repeat of Gregor/Elia from ASoIaF.

abhilegend
Originally posted by StyleTime
I could see Rachel doing well depending on the writer, even ignoring the AvX stuff. Seems like they've been trying to drop the "she's a reckless noob" angle, especially Wood. Throw in telekinesis/telepathy hax and you've got a fun filled comic...

....that will make Thor fans cry. uhuh
Didn't you know? AvX doesn't count, well because something............

Orrsome28
Originally posted by abhilegend
Didn't you know? AvX doesn't count, well because something............

Perhaps the casual disregard of the event is due to it being proper garbage.

Blue Area Vet
Originally posted by Orrsome28
Perhaps the casual disregard of the event is due to it being proper garbage.

Exactly.

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