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But that sure as hell doesnt mean I cant read you a re-made Christmas Story joke. Here it is..Some of you may have read it already, but its funny as hell..

Twas the night before christmas
and all through the house
everybody felt shitty
even the mouse

Mom at the whorehouse
and dad smoking grass
Id just settled down
for a nice peice of ass,

When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
to see what was the matter,

Then out on the lwan
I saw a big d#ck
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick,

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
the f*cker had fell,

He filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber d#ck
for my brother the queer

He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
the son of a bit(h
blew the chimney apart

He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
and have a hell of a night

Well..I thought it was funny...

'For my brother, the queer,'

I laughed my hardest at that too.

That was pretty funny.Where did you get that?Or did you make it up?jm

I think my daddy gave it to my Grandpa years and years ago. It was in a box of things he kept during his life and my Mamaw gave it to us yesterday. (My Grandpa is dead)
So yea..I found it and laughed my ass off.

Sorry about your grandfather.Mined is gone too.He dead in a death camp during world war two.Anyway got to go.Talk to you tomorrow.JM

Its alright. It was back in 2005. From Cancer.

Wow thats got to be mind blowing!

See ya later

lol its funny