Big Evil
I bought this game like a year ago, it requires so much ****ing memory I had to wait till I got my Emachines computer to play it and even then it still is a little much for it to handle. Obviously George Lucas has no concept of just "depth" in rpgs and feels you have to have 3-dimensional graphics and more pixelated madness then the Final Fantasy MOVIE.. (You know, if they just made 16-bit games with good plot people would still buy it and sense it's lesser techonolgy they could sell the games cheaper but still make a proft. "Cool people" are not the Star Wars and rpg in general consumer. So they just make'em like this to be assholes.) But that's not what this topic is about. This topic is about the blatant liberal agenda of the entire game. The Republic is seen as a foolish authority that let the badguys slip from uder thier fingers, buisnessmen are greedy sonsabitches, and the main characters who are all of the "old republic" all are annoying as hell. Let me give you a run down of each of these "heroes" and show you just how bias this entire game is..
Carth Onasi.
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/carth_onasi.jpg
An angst, paranoid, soldier who's depressed that the blood of innocent people is on his hands for working for the corrupt goverment and seems to has a supersticous fear of poor people. He'd be tolerable if he didn't whine so damn much. "I don't want to talk about my cheesy done to death origin!" Fine, we won't. I'm all for the don't ask, don't tell, policy..
Bastila Shan.
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/bastila_shan.jpg
She's British so we're already off to a bad start, and like most Ereupeons she thinks she's so much damn better then everybody else. "Oh lookit me I'm a jedi!" "I like my makeup!" You fricking ass-clown.. It's clear this inflated ego was suppose to take a jab at the religous fundamentalists. Too bad it fits the liberals ever popular United Kingdom community in a nutshell..
Mission Vao.
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/mission_vao.jpg
One of the few non-annoyances in the game. Relativly nice, useful, has a non-screeching voice, and is sexy to boot. She's underage? Ah, aliens don't count. It wouldn't be the first time I worked my mojo on the young ones lol! (If this is how liberals view the world I suppose this is why they defend Michal Jackson so dillegently. Too bad "16" is alot differant then "10".)
Zaalbar.
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/zaalbar.jpg
Zaalbar seems like the perfect conservative at first don't he? He's grateful, loyal, friendly, strong-willed. But even the "good republicans" seem to be viewed as hairy, rude, under-developed mentaly ape-men who can only growl and snarl at best. What open minded people in our media..
T2-M4.
http://www.swkotor-fr.com/images/characters/t3m4.jpg
What would liberals be without thier wonderful technology? (Probably another Zaalbar.) I see alot of simalrities between droids and "new cool things" like Ipods and Mp3s.. they make alot of beeping noises and flash lights, but that's about it. And most any characters want to break these damn things after a while. Thanks alot liberals..
Canderous Ordo.
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/caderous_ordo.jpg
Clearly someone from Tennesee who drinks too much tequilla, has a club membership at the NRA, beats his wife, and seems motivated only by money, death, and hookers... Okay maybe not all of these are tottaly bogus concepts...
Juhani.
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/juhani.jpg
Juhani is a pissed off fem-nazi finely tuned to look like a vampire. Bad example of stupid conservatism? Not nesscarely, look out our beloved "Ann Rice" and how she's viewed by the press. No, liberals don't want a strong, sophisticated, pissed off leader in thier midsts. They want a shake what your momma gave ya' bag of infinite **** incharge. Less Rice on the plate, more Spears.
HK-47.
http://www.sith.pl/bots/sith/slynni_lordowie/pliki/Revans_Droid_HK-47.jpg
You may wonder what possible use a serial killer made of wires and metal would be to the goodguys. Simple.. HE'S TECHONOLGY! LOOKY I CAN DOWNLOAD SYSTEM OF A DOWN'S BYOB ON HIS PARTIAL MEMORY LOADER!
Jolee Bindo.
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/jolee_bindo.jpg
Ah, Jolee, the guy all my demo"rat" SW fans like to compare me too. The aging hippy douche who's flower power has been blinded with anger cause he's terribly old and in costant pain. (Or in my case "cause I can't get none".) It has nothing to do with the fact that today's liberals know nothing about love and compassion and just hump both animate and inanimate objects and have the brain of a bug..
To be countinued.. Da' Badguys.
Carth Onasi.
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/carth_onasi.jpg
An angst, paranoid, soldier who's depressed that the blood of innocent people is on his hands for working for the corrupt goverment and seems to has a supersticous fear of poor people. He'd be tolerable if he didn't whine so damn much. "I don't want to talk about my cheesy done to death origin!" Fine, we won't. I'm all for the don't ask, don't tell, policy..
Bastila Shan.
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/bastila_shan.jpg
She's British so we're already off to a bad start, and like most Ereupeons she thinks she's so much damn better then everybody else. "Oh lookit me I'm a jedi!" "I like my makeup!" You fricking ass-clown.. It's clear this inflated ego was suppose to take a jab at the religous fundamentalists. Too bad it fits the liberals ever popular United Kingdom community in a nutshell..
Mission Vao.
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/mission_vao.jpg
One of the few non-annoyances in the game. Relativly nice, useful, has a non-screeching voice, and is sexy to boot. She's underage? Ah, aliens don't count. It wouldn't be the first time I worked my mojo on the young ones lol! (If this is how liberals view the world I suppose this is why they defend Michal Jackson so dillegently. Too bad "16" is alot differant then "10".)
Zaalbar.
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/zaalbar.jpg
Zaalbar seems like the perfect conservative at first don't he? He's grateful, loyal, friendly, strong-willed. But even the "good republicans" seem to be viewed as hairy, rude, under-developed mentaly ape-men who can only growl and snarl at best. What open minded people in our media..
T2-M4.
http://www.swkotor-fr.com/images/characters/t3m4.jpg
What would liberals be without thier wonderful technology? (Probably another Zaalbar.) I see alot of simalrities between droids and "new cool things" like Ipods and Mp3s.. they make alot of beeping noises and flash lights, but that's about it. And most any characters want to break these damn things after a while. Thanks alot liberals..
Canderous Ordo.
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/caderous_ordo.jpg
Clearly someone from Tennesee who drinks too much tequilla, has a club membership at the NRA, beats his wife, and seems motivated only by money, death, and hookers... Okay maybe not all of these are tottaly bogus concepts...
Juhani.
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/juhani.jpg
Juhani is a pissed off fem-nazi finely tuned to look like a vampire. Bad example of stupid conservatism? Not nesscarely, look out our beloved "Ann Rice" and how she's viewed by the press. No, liberals don't want a strong, sophisticated, pissed off leader in thier midsts. They want a shake what your momma gave ya' bag of infinite **** incharge. Less Rice on the plate, more Spears.
HK-47.
http://www.sith.pl/bots/sith/slynni_lordowie/pliki/Revans_Droid_HK-47.jpg
You may wonder what possible use a serial killer made of wires and metal would be to the goodguys. Simple.. HE'S TECHONOLGY! LOOKY I CAN DOWNLOAD SYSTEM OF A DOWN'S BYOB ON HIS PARTIAL MEMORY LOADER!
Jolee Bindo.
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/jolee_bindo.jpg
Ah, Jolee, the guy all my demo"rat" SW fans like to compare me too. The aging hippy douche who's flower power has been blinded with anger cause he's terribly old and in costant pain. (Or in my case "cause I can't get none".) It has nothing to do with the fact that today's liberals know nothing about love and compassion and just hump both animate and inanimate objects and have the brain of a bug..
To be countinued.. Da' Badguys.