star Wars is Racist

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Ness
The only Jedi in the movie and thet chop his Fing arm off and kick him off the ledge.. I my be the only person who thinks this bu give me your comment?/

koolruningz
This will not end well.

Jedi Styles
English would help us understand your post better.

Ness
well i messed up on my opening statement.. I ment to say Black Jedi You know Mace Windu

Boris
I think he is refering to Mace Windu except there are a few more Jedi other than him, all of different races....

koolruningz
I could still decipher what you were trying to say. Unfortunately for you it was complete bollocks.

tlbauerle
I quoth another:

HOLDEN
(calling out)
Bullshit! Lando Calrissian was a
black man, and he got to fly the
Millennium Falcon!

Hooper whips his head around, looking for the source of
the comment

HOOPER
Who said that?!?

HOLDEN
(standing)
I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive
black role model in the realm of
Science Fiction/Fantasy.

HOOPER
**** Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom
******! Always some white boy gotta
invoke the holy trilogy! Bust this -
those movies are about how the white
man keeps the brother man down - even
in a galaxy far, far away. Check
this shit. You got cracker farm-boy
Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy -
blond hair, blue eyes.
And then you've got Darth
Vader: the blackest brother in the
galaxy. Nubian God.

BANKY
Whats a Nubian?

HOOPER
Shut the **** up! Now Vader, he's a
spiritual brother, with the force and
all that shit. Then this cracker
Skywalker gets his hands on a light-
saber, and the boy decides he's
gonna run the ****ing universe - gets
a whole Klan of whites together, and
they're gonna bust up Vader's hood
the Death Star. Now what the **** do
you call that!

BANKY
Intergalactic Civil War!

HOOPER
Gentrification. They're gonna drive
our the black element, to make the
galaxy quote, unquote 'safe' for white
folks.

HOLDEN
But Vader turns, out to be Luke's
father. And in Jedi, they become
friends.

HOOPER
Don't make me bust a cap in your ass,
yo! Jedi's the most insulting
installment, because Vader's
beautiful, black visage is
sullied when he pulls off his mask to
reveal a feeble, crusty white man!
They're trying to tell us that deep
inside, we all want to be white!

BANKY
Well isn't that true?!

Hooper explodes, He pulls a nine millimeter from his
belt, draws on Banky and fires. Banky goes down, falling
forward into the crowd The crowd screams and starts to
scatter, Hooper jumps over the table and raises his fists
in the air.

HOOPER
BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE!! I'LL KILL
ANY WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MOTHER
****IN' EYES ON!!!

The crowd-is gone. Holden sits in his chair, laughing.
Hooper steps off the stage and picks Banky's head up off
the floor.

HOOPER
(breaking character)
"What's a Nubian!" *****, you almost
made me laugh!

Hooper sounds different Actually, he sounds gay.
Actually - he is. Banky smiles.

BANKY
Well what about you! You didn't tell
me you were going to scream "Black
Rage". I nearly pissed myself.

Darth Plagues
Luke Skywalker got his hand chopped off and he fell into abyss aswell.

Ness
i know that there are other races but i mean on earth . why isn't the green poeple killed off the ledge???? im just sayin

koolruningz
What the f**k?

Stunrun
Samuel L. Jackson -Mace Windu
Billy Dee Williams -Lando Calrissian
Hugh Quarshie -Captain Panaka
Jay Laga'aia -Captain Typho
Femi Taylor -Oola

how is star wars racist?........wait, why am i even posting here anymore? this forum has gone crazy! blink

Ast Rofan
Originally posted by Stunrun
Samuel L. Jackson -Mace Windu
Billy Dee Williams -Lando Calrissian
Hugh Quarshie -Captain Panaka
Jay Laga'aia -Captain Typho
Femi Taylor -Oola

how is star wars racist?........wait, why am i even posting here anymore? this forum has gone crazy! blink

Dont forget James Earl Jones. Just dont argue that you cant see hin making SW racist.

Ness
i was only making convesation.. dont be pissed

amity75
Originally posted by Ness
The only Jedi in the movie and thet chop his Fing arm off and kick him off the ledge.. I my be the only person who thinks this bu give me your comment?/ Memo to self - Flush crack down toilet.

tlbauerle
What...no one seen CHASING AMY?

Damn...I thought that was real funny.

Ness
Originally posted by amity75
Memo to self - Flush crack down toilet. note to self- take crack (so i'll be normal)

amity75
wink

Ness
erm

Ness
okay i gtg have fun with my thread

Jedi Styles
You know in all movies the black man is always killed first...


I forgot that line was in a movie somewhere, I'm thinking it's boomerang...lol

Gryn Jabar
That'd be true if it was, unfortunately, it isn't.

jaden101
Originally posted by tlbauerle
I quoth another:

HOLDEN
(calling out)
Bullshit! Lando Calrissian was a
black man, and he got to fly the
Millennium Falcon!

Hooper whips his head around, looking for the source of
the comment

HOOPER
Who said that?!?

HOLDEN
(standing)
I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive
black role model in the realm of
Science Fiction/Fantasy.

HOOPER
**** Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom
******! Always some white boy gotta
invoke the holy trilogy! Bust this -
those movies are about how the white
man keeps the brother man down - even
in a galaxy far, far away. Check
this shit. You got cracker farm-boy
Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy -
blond hair, blue eyes.
And then you've got Darth
Vader: the blackest brother in the
galaxy. Nubian God.

BANKY
Whats a Nubian?

HOOPER
Shut the **** up! Now Vader, he's a
spiritual brother, with the force and
all that shit. Then this cracker
Skywalker gets his hands on a light-
saber, and the boy decides he's
gonna run the ****ing universe - gets
a whole Klan of whites together, and
they're gonna bust up Vader's hood
the Death Star. Now what the **** do
you call that!

BANKY
Intergalactic Civil War!

HOOPER
Gentrification. They're gonna drive
our the black element, to make the
galaxy quote, unquote 'safe' for white
folks.

HOLDEN
But Vader turns, out to be Luke's
father. And in Jedi, they become
friends.

HOOPER
Don't make me bust a cap in your ass,
yo! Jedi's the most insulting
installment, because Vader's
beautiful, black visage is
sullied when he pulls off his mask to
reveal a feeble, crusty white man!
They're trying to tell us that deep
inside, we all want to be white!

BANKY
Well isn't that true?!

Hooper explodes, He pulls a nine millimeter from his
belt, draws on Banky and fires. Banky goes down, falling
forward into the crowd The crowd screams and starts to
scatter, Hooper jumps over the table and raises his fists
in the air.

HOOPER
BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE!! I'LL KILL
ANY WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MOTHER
****IN' EYES ON!!!

The crowd-is gone. Holden sits in his chair, laughing.
Hooper steps off the stage and picks Banky's head up off
the floor.

HOOPER
(breaking character)
"What's a Nubian!" *****, you almost
made me laugh!

Hooper sounds different Actually, he sounds gay.
Actually - he is. Banky smiles.

BANKY
Well what about you! You didn't tell
me you were going to scream "Black
Rage". I nearly pissed myself.

hahaha...chasing amy is brilliant

DeVi| D0do
Tem Morrison is semi-black.

This thread is stupid. Like all the other ones.

Han Solo was going to be black. Billy Dee Williams auditioned for the part, but then they decided on Ford.

Fords are cool. bbbbrrrrmmmmmmm!!!

If no-one's going to ban these retards, then please ban me! I don't know how much longer I can take it!

mysterio69
racist, eh? okay-then. i guess all the green people in the universe should be happy, cuz at least they're well represented, by yoda no less. why the hell does this keep coming up?

jaden101
its anti rodian propaganda...the Bush administration forced lucas to make it look like greedo shot first...and now this corrupt administration resides in george lucas's neck as this photographic evidence clearly shows

http://www.fecundity.com/pmagnus/imgsafe/lucas.jpg

EHmasterJedi
This guys just a idiot more than likely he is black or some other minority, seems like now a days minorities seem to be more raceist than any white person today, if not than i dont like people like you who read something into nothing, get a life, move on. Just like the George Bush thing people say Anakin said in the Obi confrontation, or a more political real situation, the 10 comandment statue in that Gov't building, its like WHO CARES, they make big news and and headlines about complete bullsh** that no one should waste 3 seconds thinking about.

TMACalicious
LOL too true! "The black man ALWAYS dies..." (Mr. L. Jackson dies in Jurassic Park too lol)

With regard to the racism issues, i don't think i saw any Asian Jedis in any of the 6 films... (or am i wrong? someone pls correct me if there were any Asian Jedis in any of the Star Wars films)

Stunrun
Originally posted by DeVi| D0do
Tem Morrison is semi-black.

This thread is stupid. Like all the other ones.

Han Solo was going to be black. Billy Dee Williams auditioned for the part, but then they decided on Ford.

Fords are cool. bbbbrrrrmmmmmmm!!!

If no-one's going to ban these retards, then please ban me! I don't know how much longer I can take it!

Im with you all the way Devil Dodo. Like the Old Republic this forum was, before the dark times. Before it became corrupt!

Stunrun
Originally posted by TMACalicious
LOL too true! "The black man ALWAYS dies..." (Mr. L. Jackson dies in Jurassic Park too lol)

With regard to the racism issues, i don't think i saw any Asian Jedis in any of the 6 films... (or am i wrong? someone pls correct me if there were any Asian Jedis in any of the Star Wars films)

Depa Billabacool

Swanky-Tuna
What about those two black women? They were cousins or something and they wore the same kind of white dangly headdresses. They were jedi.

Robin Darkside
To say star wars is racist is the stupidest thing I ever heard

jerlark386
Originally posted by Robin Darkside
To say star wars is racist is the stupidest thing I ever heard


My friend, this is just the tip of the iceburg. Wait until you read some more threads.

Robin Darkside
Originally posted by jerlark386
My friend, this is just the tip of the iceburg. Wait until you read some more threads.

No, I realized that this thread creator, is a little off...

mossman
Originally posted by Ness
The only Jedi in the movie and thet chop his Fing arm off and kick him off the ledge.. I my be the only person who thinks this bu give me your comment?/

I'm sorry, I don't understand?

Mace is not the only Jedi in the movie.
He is not the only black Jedi in the movie.
He is not the only black Jedi to get killed.
Far more caucasian characters get killed in the movie.
Women and children get killed in the movie.

Rocky III could be mildly construed as being racist.
Star Wars Episode III cannot, by any stretch of the imagination, be considered racist.

Robin Darkside
I agree

seaapple
I would agree about Episode III. Episode I on the other hand...

ShotgunWes
Why does everyone have to make everything about race? The hardest thing to be these days is a white male. I'm so glad I'm asian so I can jsut ignore all that bologna. Call me what you will, but I won't remember it. It's late/early as ballz and I'm stoned as a monkey who ate too many bananas.

DenKi
Ness everyone hates you here

ShotgunWes
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to stress, stress leads to doobies, and doobies lead to twinkies"- My man Yoda

happyman987
Ok, here we go.... the four black people in star wars that i kno of are way too stereotypical

1. Ep1 - Captain Panaka - Ok... hes a body guard.... and hes always shooting everybody...
2. Ep2 - The Senators Bodyguard - wow... hes another bodyguard.... and has only one eye
3. Ep5 - Lando - Ge plays tricks, and backstabbed han solo (for the most part)
4. Ep3 - Mace Windu - get this... hes the only black jedi so he has to have a pimped out lightsaber hilt.... its all gold and chrome.... and probly has huge rims too...

GL is a bit raceist...

ShotgunWes
Well Lucas has more white jedi because of the audience of SW. It's a fact that 70% of all sci-fi fans are white males. Black guys are to busy off smoking weed and robbing liqour stores. Smoking weed? U can't blame them, but robbing liqour stores? That is so wrong!

Sadako of Girth
So what if the characters played by black actors have distinguishing characteristics...?

To remake characters (Especially when GL wrote them as non-colour specific) overly heroic and irredeemably inhumanly godlike in their actions constantly, because of the actors who play them being ANY colour would be positive discrimination....

Take Lando for example.. Yes, he did make a few mistakes in Empire, but then he sacrificed his gas facility, risked his life, and went on the run from the empire and blew up the Death Star... Sounds like a balanced
character by the end to me....

All the main characters in SW go through transformations and personal journeys... They start out flawed and then by their actions and choices re-shape their existances and that is what SW is really about....

Robin Darkside
The only thing I find racist is all you people, Star wars is not! all u are

Shotgunwes especially

SixOfTwelve
Originally posted by ShotgunWes
Black guys are to busy off smoking weed and robbing liqour stores. Smoking weed? U can't blame them, but robbing liqour stores? That is so wrong!

You, sir, are an idiot.

Sadako of Girth
"The only thing I find racist is all you people, Star wars is not! all u are

Shotgunwes especially"

Erm... I'm not.

Robin Darkside
Originally posted by ShotgunWes
Black guys are to busy off smoking weed and robbing liqour stores. Smoking weed? U can't blame them, but robbing liqour stores? That is so wrong!

I hope you get beat up by a black man, just for that

ShotgunWes
EDIT

Robin Darkside
I hope this thread shuts down, soon

lil bitchiness
I had to fix your spelling, Ness. It was bugging the shit out of me.

ShotgunWes
Robin Darkside I hope you get beat up by a mob of white people. How is it that blacks can make racist comments all day about whites, and people just laugh it off but the second I make a small joke about robbing liqour stores everyone gets all offended. Thre's a double standard and I for one will not stay silent any longer.

Robin Darkside
I;m not black, if thats what your thinking. ALthough, this seems a little too extreme to talk about that stuff

ShotgunWes
Oh, it's extreme for me to say for you to get beat up by a mob of whites but its not extreme of you to say you want me to get beat up by a black guy. Please shut up, you are talking out of your ass. I feel embarassed for you. Dumbass.

Robin Darkside
your embarassing, wtf, are you high?? Apparently
Nobody cares about how an chinaman like you hates black people

DeVi| D0do
Originally posted by happyman987
Ok, here we go.... the four black people in star wars that i kno of are way too stereotypical

1. Ep1 - Captain Panaka - Ok... hes a body guard.... and hes always shooting everybody...
2. Ep2 - The Senators Bodyguard - wow... hes another bodyguard.... and has only one eye
3. Ep5 - Lando - Ge plays tricks, and backstabbed han solo (for the most part)
4. Ep3 - Mace Windu - get this... hes the only black jedi so he has to have a pimped out lightsaber hilt.... its all gold and chrome.... and probly has huge rims too...

GL is a bit raceist...
You're stupid.

ShotgunWes
First off, yes I'm high.
2nd If nobody cares why do you keep replying trying to get the last word
3rd So apparently you care
4th You call me racist yet you just called me a chinaman
5th I've never resorted to name calling I just gave my opinion on the subject that was posted
6th I made a small joke you took it literally
7th Not my fault
8th You are talking out of your ass, you speak as if its okay for you to be racist but tis not okay for me?
9th You are a racist biggot
10th All this started because of a little joke you are the one who started the real racism
11th I still can't get over that you had to resort to name calling like a 2nd grader
12th I'm high as a monkey who ate too many bananas and I never called anyone a name

DeVi| D0do
Shut up racist.

DeVi| D0do
Seriously... I don't know how people can be so fcuking stupid!

Robin Darkside
Originally posted by ShotgunWes
First off, yes I'm high.
2nd If nobody cares why do you keep replying trying to get the last word
3rd So apparently you care
4th You call me racist yet you just called me a chinaman
5th I've never resorted to name calling I just gave my opinion on the subject that was posted
6th I made a small joke you took it literally
7th Not my fault
8th You are talking out of your ass, you speak as if its okay for you to be racist but tis not okay for me?
9th You are a racist biggot
10th All this started because of a little joke you are the one who started the real racism
11th I still can't get over that you had to resort to name calling like a 2nd grader
12th I'm high as a monkey who ate too many bananas and I never called anyone a name

First off, I agree your high and dont think its cool
2nd your the one trying to get the last word
3rd dont care cause this will be my last
4th thought you were from china
5th you call me dumbass
6th you weren;t kidding
7th your fault
8th Not trying to be racist, I;m sure GL wasn;t either
9th everyones racist in a way
10th didn;t start this thread (read my previous posts)
11th you called me dumbass
12th your full of shit

ShotgunWes
Racist!! I win!!!

DeVi| D0do
A chinaman is a man from china... it has no prejudicial connotations attached to it.

ShotgunWes
Thats like saying a USman is a man from the US. No one ever says Chinaman unless they are being racist.

DeVi| D0do
Originally posted by Robin Darkside
Nobody cares about how a chinaman like you hates black people
What is racist about that? He's referring to you as a chinaman, which he thought you were.

A word can't be racist unless it's used in a prejudicial way...

lil bitchiness
This thread is redundant. And stop all the arguing, or I will be handing out warnings.

If you have any problems sort them out in PMs.

Closing.

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