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Well damn, lol

The Spears family is messed up.

Teenage girls get pregnant on a daily basis.

Originally posted by JediSamuraiMRB
Teenage girls get pregnant on a daily basis.


EDIT: Also is it all that surprising?

Now they can write in teenage motherhood as a plot topic for Zoey 101.

Really? I mean, yah I agree with you JediSamuraiMRB, teenage girls are getting pregnant nowadays and I really do pity them, getting pregnant with no work and then got dumped by their partners/hubbies. You know what I mean? ehehe

I smell a new teen series!

Mommy 101!

Or maybe Prom Queen Mommy 101

Oh yeah! And then the new store chains! Sluts R Us!

Originally posted by SelphieT
I smell a new teen series!

Mommy 101!

Firstly, I love the irony that she met this guy at Church. Secondly, lulz, Jail bait.

LOL!

Britney's career is rolling over in it's grave!

Another Spears in the media?

I give less than a f*ck.

Britney admitted before that she's pregnant and it turns out that her sister was the one who's preggy.

that's terrible

Originally posted by SkinWalker
The Spears family is messed up.

That just makes me laugh. The Spears family is turning into trailer trash fast.

what is it with the Spears? why are they so fertile anyway?

Originally posted by JediSamuraiMRB
Teenage girls get pregnant on a daily basis.
That is true and it dont bother me that she is pregnant. What bothers me is that shes a role model for young girls. Shes setting a terrible example. I wonder how long before Hannah Montana gets pregnant!

Originally posted by Darth Vicious
That is true and it dont bother me that she is pregnant. What bothers me is that shes a role model for young girls. Shes setting a terrible example. I wonder how long before Hannah Montana gets pregnant!

Prolly not too long.

Disney is standing by their girl and is possibly going to make a tv show about teen pregnancy.

Originally posted by JediSamuraiMRB
Disney is standing by their girl and is possibly going to make a tv show about teen pregnancy.
Shes from Nickelodeon! Great, a tv show about teen pregnancy. Encouraging more gurls to **** up!

Or maybe just showing the, why it's bad to get knocked up at age 16.Though honestly any girl that is 12+ years old and gets pregnant anyway.. is retarded.

Originally posted by Darth Vicious
Shes from Nickelodeon! Great, a tv show about teen pregnancy. Encouraging more gurls to **** up!


Oops, my bad about mistaking Disney with Nickelodeon. Thing is will young teenage girls actually tune in and listen..

Jesus.

Sperm gets withing 20 feet of one of the Spears and they get pregnant.

I love how nick.com is conveniently down right now and getting a "tune-up."

Originally posted by botankus
I love how nick.com is conveniently down right now and getting a "tune-up."


My nephew has been playing games on Nick.com for the past two hours.

Looks like Zoey needs a 101. On condoms.

Ha. Sexual education pun.

Originally posted by botankus
Now they can write in teenage motherhood as a plot topic for Zoey 101.

But "Zoey 101" never even used plot topics in the first place. You need plots for that.

Thank you! I'll be here all week, folks!

my bads, i dont like rubbers and want to feel it

Originally posted by zbucsz
my bads, i dont like rubbers and want to feel it

We forgive you David Blaine.

Originally posted by JediSamuraiMRB
Disney is standing by their girl and is possibly going to make a tv show about teen pregnancy.

Are you ****ing serious?
Well, that's.. nice

I wonder how she got knocked up.
Rumours were her boyfriend did wear a condom.
True/false?

Originally posted by faraday
Rumours were her boyfriend did wear a condom.
True/false?

Well, anyone at the last frat party could tell you.

I'm on a roll, baby!

I know this happens all the time with teenage girls but celebrities are held to different standards IMO which is why they get free clothes from designers and get into clubs for free and a bunch of other perks in life so to me I am harder on them when they screw up because they have it better than a lot of us do. At the end of the day Jamie could have at least gotten on some birth control pills or something. She had more options than anyone else, though really it's not a lot of excuses for anyone putting themselves in that situation except irresponsibility and immaturity.

I hope she's a better Mom than Brit

Originally posted by faraday
Are you ****ing serious?
Well, that's.. nice

I wonder how she got knocked up.
Rumours were her boyfriend did wear a condom.
True/false?


Don't you know it ONLY takes just one time.

Originally posted by JediSamuraiMRB
My nephew has been playing games on Nick.com for the past two hours.
Your nephew was actually surfing for porn.

Originally posted by botankus
Your nephew was actually surfing for porn.


Thats the wrong thing to say to someone you don't know, BTW...Do you have any nieces or nephews? If not then why is a grown man watching a kiddy website?

It was so unexpected! I didn't know that sex could get you pregnant!

Way to go, Jamie. And I actually thought you were decent...

Originally posted by JediSamuraiMRB
Thats the wrong thing to say to someone you don't know, BTW...Do you have any nieces or nephews? If not then why is a grown man watching a kiddy website?

I know who you are, you goof. Actually, I was looking to see if Nick.com had any statement on the matter, and to see what the Zoey fans were saying on the message board.

Originally posted by botankus
I know who you are, you goof. Actually, I was looking to see if Nick.com had any statement on the matter, and to see what the Zoey fans were saying on the message board.


OK, UNDERSTOOD

Saw a funny thing last night. Apparently, there is a Zoey "Goodbye to Europe" movie airing tonight. Jeez, they must have filmed that movie in two weeks! Way to get her outta there, Nick!

One question, who here could actually give a rat's ass about this? Teen girls get pregnant all the time, who cares if Britney Spear's sister(what she will always be known as) is pregnant?

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
One question, who here could actually give a rat's ass about this? Teen girls get pregnant all the time, who cares if Britney Spear's sister(what she will always be known as) is pregnant?



I feel the same way.

Damn well at least her sister's stable and doing we-oh wait...

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
One question, who here could actually give a rat's ass about this? Teen girls get pregnant all the time, who cares if Britney Spear's sister(what she will always be known as) is pregnant?

But none of them are celebrities nor do they have a TV show or fans who look up to them like Jamie does.

The only person to blame for JL's surprise pregnancy is her mother!

Originally posted by Xyn1407
The only person to blame for JL's surprise pregnancy is her mother!

Originally posted by Xyn1407
The only person to blame for JL's surprise pregnancy is her mother!

Yes, her mother has a penis and sperminated her daughter.

hope she doesn't end up like her siter.

Originally posted by primavera11
hope she doesn't end up like her siter.


She may already be there.

I do think that JL will be a better mother, as long as her mother keeps out of her ife

I feel bad, but I found the entire thing hilarious.

Especially since she met her bf in a church.

Originally posted by Toku King
I feel bad, but I found the entire thing hilarious.

Especially since she met her bf in a church.


A lot of couples have met in church.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
A lot of couples have met in church.

And went at it at the age of 16?

Originally posted by Toku King
And went at it at the age of 16?



Teenagers start early. Thats common knowledge. I did. In this day and age its very much known that teens are having sex at 13 or 14 years old, so its really not a surprise about Jamie Lynn Spears.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Teenagers start early. Thats common knowledge. I did. In this day and age its very much known that teens are having sex at 13 or 14 years old, so its really not a surprise about Jamie Lynn Spears. Yea, trying to hide all the things that went wrong before that age, though, that still stand.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Teenagers start early. Thats common knowledge. I did. In this day and age its very much known that teens are having sex at 13 or 14 years old, so its really not a surprise about Jamie Lynn Spears.

And did you get the girl pregnant?

Haha, that's funny.