Obi Wan vs. Starkiller

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jmoul
Kenobi and Starkiller face off in the Geonossian arena. Three rounds of all-out:
1. Original Starkiller
2. Dark Clone
3. Light Clone

Who wins each round and why?

jmoul
EDIT: Both are at their peak of power.

Ascendancy
Starkiller's weakness is the same as his master's: arrogance. He is beyond Obi in Force prowess without question, but judging by his battles before he went to the lightside he thought he was the sh!t, and Obi would exploit such.

The_Tempest
Originally posted by Ascendancy
Starkiller's weakness is the same as his master's: arrogance. He is beyond Obi in Force prowess without question, but judging by his battles before he went to the lightside he thought he was the sh!t, and Obi would exploit such.

This is a pretty dumb argument.

What's next? Well we know from AOTC and TCW that Anakin misplaces his lightsaber a lot so he'll prolly lose it fighting Shaak Ti and Shaak Ti will exploit such forgetfulness!

NTJack0
Awful, Obi-Wan gets force pwned more times then not.

Ascendancy
Originally posted by The_Tempest
This is a pretty dumb argument.

What's next? Well we know from AOTC and TCW that Anakin misplaces his lightsaber a lot so he'll prolly lose it fighting Shaak Ti and Shaak Ti will exploit such forgetfulness!

I'm keeping it simple: that's literally Obi Wan's only chance. Do I need to make some detailed statement for you to get that? Thanks for being a dick as always, though; I might forget what you're like otherwise.

KylarWhite
Obi-Wan gets slaughtered.

The_Tempest
Originally posted by Ascendancy
I'm keeping it simple

That's one way of putting it, though if I were you, I'd tack on "minded" at the end of that phrase.

Originally posted by Ascendancy
that's literally Obi Wan's only chance. Do I need to make some detailed statement for you to get that?

The number of words attached to a dumb argument doesn't make the argument better, it only wastes time. No, spare us your sense of loquaciousness.

Originally posted by Ascendancy
Thanks for being a dick as always, though; I might forget what you're like otherwise.

As opposed to your prevalent strategy for debates?

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Rookwood
Originally posted by KylarWhite
Obi-Wan gets slaughtered.

Pretty much.

Zampanó
Actually, you've been more caustic lately than usual*. Pointing out your new state of perpetual PMS doesn't give Kenobi a snowball's chance in hell of survival, but he's not wrong about that.


*Note: We've not argued and so you can't dismiss this as mere butthurt from a rival.

The_Tempest

Nephthys

The_Tempest
Originally posted by Nephthys
It seems you've also been more stupid lately than usual. http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smuggo.gif

Ascendancy suggests my behavior is par for the course. Zampano, in turn, says Ascendancy is "not wrong." The error is Zampano's, not mine.

If you can't keep up, you'll force me to pout and announce that I'm considering putting you on ignore.

Nephthys
Ignore these! *grabs Nemebro's crotch along with his catchphrase*

The_Tempest
You are wise to deflect attention from your egregious misconduct. You are unwise for selecting NemeBro's crotch; couldn't you have picked a bigger topic to discuss?








get it?

Nephthys
That's too small for me to see.


I GET IT. GET IT?

The_Tempest
no

Arhael
Originally posted by Ascendancy
Starkiller's weakness is the same as his master's: arrogance. He is beyond Obi in Force prowess without question, but judging by his battles before he went to the lightside he thought he was the sh!t, and Obi would exploit such.
Marek's very first fight with Jedi Kota was flawless. There was no foolish moves whatsoever.

Moreover, because Kenobi's style is defensive Marek will have plenty of time and opportunities to try to Force handle him. And since Kenobi is known to be particularly weak at Force defenses, it's very unlikely that he would have any chance at all.

Now show at least single example in book, where Marek did a foolish move, I am genuinly curious.

The_Tempest
Not banging Juno when he had the chance. stoned

Arhael
Originally posted by The_Tempest
Not banging Juno when he had the chance. stoned
Dying virgin??? No wonder they felt need to create clone, so he could fulfill his desires. embarrasment

NemeBro
Originally posted by Nephthys
Ignore these! *grabs Nemebro's crotch along with his catchphrase* I AM NOT A PRIZE TO BE WON

The_Tempest
You are a hole to be filled with penis

Zampanó
You've been working to raise your average dickishness; naturally you have to be more dickish than usual in order to compensate for the near-civil conversations to which you were falling prey.

and ty for the wonderful compliment for the bf. I'll be sure to pass on the sentiment: "Random internet dude #2 thinks you're particularly handsome." Sweet makeouts incoming wink

The_Tempest

Zampanó
OP will totally deliver! </reddit_meme>

But on a different note, if we had been given only TFU1, and no novel or comic, would we use Starkiller as much? Most of the action happens in quick-time events, so most of the important plot-events are canon. Right?

Nephthys
A few of his very best feats come from the novels and TFUII and outside of curscenes. The Force Hurricane, destroying the skyhook, pushing a AT-AT over, the whole freefall section etc.

So no, I don't think we would be.

Ascendancy
Originally posted by Arhael
Marek's very first fight with Jedi Kota was flawless. There was no foolish moves whatsoever.

Moreover, because Kenobi's style is defensive Marek will have plenty of time and opportunities to try to Force handle him. And since Kenobi is known to be particularly weak at Force defenses, it's very unlikely that he would have any chance at all.

Now show at least single example in book, where Marek did a foolish move, I am genuinly curious.

I said nothing of foolishness, only arrogance, i.e., seeing himself as vastly superior to his opponent and believe that his foe was a dead man/woman before the battle even began.

Again, my assertion is that this is Obi Wan's only hope.

Nephthys
Originally posted by NemeBro
I AM NOT A PRIZE TO BE WON

***** you is mine

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darthshade
obi wan was trained by qui gon

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