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Tol Skorr has no legs and Yarael Poof has no arms. Fight to the death. Location: Yoda's bedroom.

I want to be limbless in Yoda's bedroom.

Yarael sets him on fire with his mind.

Some of the Jedi Council members are jokes. Poof is not one of them!

Well, ok, his name is, but his force abilities are not.

The only joke of the Jedi order is Agen Kolar, well Coleman trebor was a failure too.

I wonder what it would look like if Yarael Poof and Darth Plagueis made a baby.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3278/2906983927_d61197dbf5_m.jpg

What. The. Khark.

Well you asked how it would look. What did you expect? Yarael has a long neck, and Plagueis is tall, gaunt, and has hands larger than catcher's mitts.

True

Didn't Skorr kill some beast?

This is a tough one though. I'm not sure. Tol Skorr was one of Dooku's acolytes and all Poof had was a stupid name and a long neck.

In terms of feats and looking like an obese metalhead, I'd probably give it to Tol Skorr.

I think Poof could go for the submission with his neck though. Tol Skorr got a weak ground game.

Does Poof have any skill feats utilizing his neck as a weapon?

He's got a mean game with illusions, but unless Skorr has beaten at least someone I'm going to give the martial edge to Poof as a duelist.

I got something here for Poof's Jujitsu

You keep evading my point, I asked specifically for feats relating to the dexterity of Poof's neck and illustrating its usefulness and battle and you give me a Wookiepedia entry?

Tol Skorr stomped a Tukata, and deflected blasterfire. He has better combat feats than Poof. I will ask again when has Poof ever utilized his neck in combat to incapacitate a combatant?

Yarael Poof is a seasoned martial artist with a lot of experience against other top tier martial artists. For instance Adi Gallia was able to kick Savage Opress so hard that she nearly broke his ****ing leg and Kenobi only need to finish it off slightly, yet Yarael Poof using his dynamic neck combat and boxing mastery was able to tank her best shots. Also there's a good showing here for Agen Kolar, showing his mastery of the Dark Side by tapping into his more raw emotions.
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111114474/4202847-yarael+poof+boxing.png

I think that settles it Adi Gallia is stronger than Yarael Poof and Savage >> Tol Skorr >>>> Yarael Poof. Holy shit did she knock them all out? What happened there?

Yarael Poof used his telepathic powers to make Yoda bloodlusted. So Yoda went into a frenzy and tried to rip Plo Koon's mask off, but then Koon used his own potent telepathy to make Yoda think his mask was on his foot. Then Sassae Tiin tapped Adi Gallia on the back and pretended it wasn't him and she was like "which one of you ****ers touched my shit" and Windu was like "YARAEL DID IT YO" so she sucker punched him. Then Tiin and Windu got into a heated lightsaber duel about who's fault that was (this is how their sparring match started). Meanwhile Agen Kolar was preparing his Dark Side energies so he could release a temple busting karate kick which would end the conflict once and for all. But the rest of the fight happened off-panel so we have no way of knowing just who came out on top.

Kolar likely wouldn'tve made a difference, Yoda bloodlusted is not a pretty sight just ask the stupid droids that he went flying with Mace. Kolar is clearly distraught and as usual is absolutely useless in any combat situation. But relating to the combat situation at hand, I think you have to concede that Poof needs prep/concentration time in order to enact his illusions. Tol Skorr's blaster deflection feats/beating up of a beast is more impressive than being pimphanded by Adi Gallia

Tol Skorr can't deflect any blaster bolts without his legs tho

God damn it, you deliberately skewered the match. How is he supposed to fight when he is half the fat man he used to be? How is Poof supposed to defend himself without his arms? You haven't proven he can use his neck as a weapon.

Concede.

Excuse me I didn't skewer anything. Tol Skorr can still balance on one arm and punch/bite Poof's ankles and Poof can still headbutt Skorr. It's completely balanced. Plus Quinlan Vos beat up Skorr, and Vos was beaten up by Agen Kolar who would be slaughtered by a 5 year old and Yarael Poof contending with Adi Gallia puts him at at least 7 year old level so really he should win..

Originally posted by ILS
Excuse me I didn't skewer anything. Tol Skorr can still balance on one arm and punch/bite Poof's ankles and Poof can still headbutt Skorr. It's completely balanced. Plus Quinlan Vos beat up Skorr, and Vos was beaten up by Agen Kolar who would be slaughtered by a 5 year old and Yarael Poof contending with Adi Gallia puts him at at least 7 year old level so really he should win..

Tol can still use his lightsaber as he has arms, and Yarael can't enact illusions without his. Does Poof even have teeth to bite someone? You're writing fanfictions now, not debating X character vs Y.

The feats are on my side, with Skorr's lightsaber/arms he can still stab and kill Poof who has no offensive abilities at his disposal. Gallia isn't involved in this fight, she'd likely solo though.

Dude your just frinking biased for legless Tol Skorr. There's no getting through to you even though I'm covering you in evidence right now. I'm out.

Your concession is accepted, Tol Skorr is vastly underrated on this forum.

Poof has no feats without his arms.

Tol Skorr has no feats against Giraffes so Yarael stomps

Now you're just getting off topic, Poof isn't a giraffe he's a Quermian. By your insane logic, Poof has no combat feats against amputees so he'd lose in spite of the match you deliberately skewered in Poof's favor. Tol Skorr can still prospectively use his lightsaber, Poof can do nothing but get stabbed. He can't even use his neck, you have no evidence for your claims.

Originally posted by carthage
By your insane logic, Poof has no combat feats against amputees LMFAO WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT AT THIS POINT?

Originally posted by ILS
Tol Skorr has no feats against Giraffes so Yarael stomps


Originally posted by ILS
LMFAO WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT AT THIS POINT?

Poof's best stuff isn't physical fighting anyway, though he can do that some.

Illusions to make multiple of himself. Force Pyrokinetics. Tol'll be lucky to get to melee.

Wow. everyone is really dead set on Poof winning....

I still think he can take Tol out with a submission with his neck. He's really dexterous as per Wookieepedia.

Originally posted by ILS
I still think he can take Tol out with a submission with his neck. He's really dexterous as per Wookieepedia.

Wookiepedia is hardly a reliable source for information. Poof got killed by a random non force sensitive, it took Quinlan Vos (one of the best swordsmen produced by the Jedi order) to bring him down.

You have provided no feats that Poof can utilize his neck in combat.. You need to re-evaluate your position

Tol Skorr will need to re-evaluate his position when Yarael Poof breaks him in half

With what? He has no arms per your OP, and he has no showings utilizing his neck or any strength feats with his neck.

Tol Skorr deflected blaster fire, and could skill stab Poof's tiny head if he came close or sever his neck (which is a massive target). Skorr even without legs could take a defensive posture against Poof, while poof just staggers over him, brings his neck down, and gets stabbed.,

Poof could just get decapitated then use his neck and head like a baseball bat to **** Tol up because he has another brain in his chest cavity to keep him functioning. He won't need eyes because the Force will guide him. Tor cannot deal with an unorthodox neck baseball bat attack.

Originally posted by ILS
Poof could just get decapitated then use his neck and head like a baseball bat to **** Tol up because he has another brain in his chest cavity to keep him functioning. He won't need eyes because the Force will guide him. Tor cannot deal with an unorthodox neck baseball bat attack.

You mentioned nothing about Poof having another brain, too bad he lacks arms to properly hurt Tol. He can use his neck but the neck represents a massive target for Tol's blade. I concede that Poof has better force feats though

I think Poof could oneshot Tol with a headbutt.

Tol has moved as fast as Quinlan who has dodged blaster bolts, he lacks legs here but his hands theoretically are as fast as his hands. I can only give Poof a majority in the force due to illusions but Tols hands are more of a threat than Poofs neck

Tbh I was just sticking my neck out for Poof there playing devils advocate. I agree Tol wins.

Originally posted by ILS
Tbh I was just sticking my neck out for Poof there playing devils advocate. I agree Tol wins.

Well, to be honest myself I was going out on a limb for Tor, in this setup you made he was honestly half the man he used to be..

Originally posted by Q99
Poof's best stuff isn't physical fighting anyway, though he can do that some.

Illusions to make multiple of himself. Force Pyrokinetics. Tol'll be lucky to get to melee.

You're the only one who thinks Poof can win with his neck and illusions? What proof do you have Poof can perform magic without arms/prep/nexus?

To be fair though Poof doesn't take shit from anyone, not even Mace Windu or Yoda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYVIs-Z1LM8

Originally posted by ILS
To be fair though Poof doesn't take shit from anyone, not even Mace Windu or Yoda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYVIs-Z1LM8

Is that clip even cannon?

Again judging by his posture he was more of a diplomat than a fighter.

Originally posted by carthage
You're the only one who thinks Poof can win with his neck and illusions? What proof do you have Poof can perform magic without arms/prep/nexus?

Is there any suggestion he needs any of those to perform any of his abilities?

Originally posted by carthage
Is that clip even cannon?

Again judging by his posture he was more of a diplomat than a fighter. Dude, he got pizza for the Jedi Council, he's far more than a mere diplomat.

None of that is relevant to how a poof would fight ina combat situation? Unless that pizza provides Poof with an amp, Tol can just grab a slice and get an amp and then kill Poof with his saber. Yareal has no feats with pizza in combat and without Yaddle's car, I just dont see him getting a victory

How is he going to grab a slice with no legs? Poof can just hold the box up high and legless Skorr won't be able to reach shit. Poof doesn't necessarily get an amp but it keeps his energy levels high when he eats pizza, and it shows that he has a lot of respect and responsibility in the Jedi Council as their official, trusted pizza collector.

Your just lowballing to be honest.

Originally posted by ILS
How is he going to grab a slice with no legs? Poof can just hold the box up high and legless Skorr won't be able to reach shit. Poof doesn't necessarily get an amp but it keeps his energy levels high when he eats pizza, and it shows that he has a lot of respect and responsibility in the Jedi Council as their official, trusted pizza collector.

Your just lowballing to be honest.

He has no arms so if he's holding the box with his neck, there is somewhat of a chance of a slice or two falling out and landing on Tor's torso. Yareal's performance in pizza delivery is irrelevant to this fight, wihout arms he cannot properly secure the pizzabox. If he drops a slice it will amp Tol and its game over for Poof

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