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I GET FIRST POST!!!! YAA!!!

u should have named it in honor of JP........

Technically Demigawd got the first post.

Sorry, I didn't read all 768 pages, so I have no idea why it would be in honor of JP.

Originally posted by 8bitChris
Technically Demigawd got the first post.

Damn skippy. Does that mean I get a sneaker endorsement deal?

Originally posted by 8bitChris
Technically Demigawd got the first post.


SHHHH!!!! first post after thread starter!!!

Originally posted by demigawd
Sorry, I didn't read all 768 pages, so I have no idea why it would be in honor of JP.

oh yeah u were out of a while......

mmm....paola just responded to the other thread (best debaters) saying we couldnt do this............but JP is God........just to say

just keep this clean, guys...

THANK YOU!!! we will....

indeed

.JP

I never know what to say on these things.

then again can JP do this?

and no jp talk nono

btw... whereis he? did Batman finally killed him?

haha!!! lol......he is the ruler of the omniverse.....galactus and LT are his heralds...and jp talk is fun....

Batman and DD double teamed him.....but i just remebered that Batman can make ANYTHING funny...proof:

paola can you please pin this thread?

where'd ya get the comic strips

Jp... ha... he fell in battle against my extensive amounts of common sense...

no not JP!!!!.he is beyond common sense.....

Originally posted by colossus17
no not JP!!!!.he is beyond common sense.....

Not mine...

JP is beyond everything......thats why he isn't with us anymore he grew beyond the mere boundaries of mortality and became one with the universe he is now and forever shall be the true 'ONE ABOVE ALL'

JP is beyond beyond...

Originally posted by pr1983
Jp... ha... he fell in battle against my extensive amounts of common sense...

he is watching you., you know.....ireland is not beyond his reach my friend......

nothign is beyond his reach.......e

Only one to be able to compete against JP would be Fanboy Wolverine...and even then, he would need his most loyal fanboys behind him...

yeah

no!.how can you fight that:

JP's powers:
total control over space,time,energy,matter, on a multiversal scale
able to master any fighting style just by hearing about its existence
able apply force without contact
able to be in 13 places at the same time
able to deliever punces at a rate of 15,967 per second
he is so fast that a second to him is like 10 billion years to regular people
able to win any fight with any one even god, just by believing he can
able to lift or move anything even if object dosent exist, he is still able to do it
able to fight invicible enemies thanks to his training by his master "dan"
able to reduce any ones power by 70% just by coming to the battle field( stole that one from jinzin)

Originally posted by colossus17
no!.how can you fight that:

JP's powers:
total control over space,time,energy,matter, on a multiversal scale
able to master any fighting style just by hearing about its existence
able apply force without contact
able to be in 13 places at the same time
able to deliever punces at a rate of 15,967 per second
he is so fast that a second to him is like 10 billion years to regular people
able to win any fight with any one even god, just by believing he can
able to lift or move anything even if object dosent exist, he is still able to do it
able to fight invicible enemies thanks to his training by his master "dan"
able to reduce any ones power by 70% just by coming to the battle field( stole that one from jinzin)


I don't even god that's powerful

Originally posted by colossus17
no!.how can you fight that:

JP's powers:
total control over space,time,energy,matter, on a multiversal scale
able to master any fighting style just by hearing about its existence
able apply force without contact
able to be in 13 places at the same time
able to deliever punces at a rate of 15,967 per second
he is so fast that a second to him is like 10 billion years to regular people
able to win any fight with any one even god, just by believing he can
able to lift or move anything even if object dosent exist, he is still able to do it
able to fight invicible enemies thanks to his training by his master "dan"
able to reduce any ones power by 70% just by coming to the battle field( stole that one from jinzin)

Still no match for my sharp wit, stunning good looks, boyish charm and one heck of a mean streak...

or my ability to completely absorb power and knowledge from the other mainstreams of the other realities to become ....MAINSTREAM MAXIMUM.

JP will get all of you.......you have to sacrifice some sort of an animal for JP every day or he will come to get you....just like he did when he came after my uncle ben.....then i got bitten by a radioactive pieace of metal and became COLOSSUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by colossus17
JP will get all of you.......you have to sacrifice some sort of an animal for JP every day or he will come to get you....just like he did when he came after my uncle ben.....then i got bitten by a radioactive pieace of metal and became COLOSSUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Alrighty... moving on...

what kind of an animal JP?

Originally posted by colossus17


JP is an overconfident fool...

Originally posted by pr1983
JP is an overconfident fool...

cry

Originally posted by grey fox
where'd ya get the comic strips

I know theres a site with them but i got them from different places... and JP will wip you all.....

Originally posted by Mainstream
cry

You heard me...

Originally posted by pr1983
JP is an overconfident fool...

every forum needs a fool...and a godlike being

Originally posted by pr1983
You heard me...

indeed laugh

Originally posted by colossus17
every forum needs a fool...

but i thought the logan fanboys filled that quota?

lol

Originally posted by colossus17
lol

Don't they?

Originally posted by pr1983
Don't they?

confused178

yep yep......they do

Originally posted by Blair Wind
yep yep......they do

Thought so...

Whose JP?

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Whose JP?



he is God

Originally posted by Blair Wind


he is God

To you...

to everyone

TO ALL!!!!!!!

Not to me...

common pr dont get serious about..it..you know its a joke......

all hail Blair Wind......i have succeded.....i have killed JP........HAHAHHAHAHHA.......now I AM GOD!!! i was trained by the best too.....Batman.....CUZ BATMAN = GOD!! but after me!

Originally posted by colossus17
common pr dont get serious about..it..you know its a joke......

I'm not... i just know i'm better...

lol thats the spirit......pr is the new JP!

Originally posted by colossus17
lol thats the spirit......pr is the new JP!

Mwuahahahahahahahahaha... *cough*

suuuurrrreeee.........wolvie fanboys will kill you.........once you kill wolvie.....and we know you will

Originally posted by Blair Wind
suuuurrrreeee.........wolvie fanboys will kill you.........once you kill wolvie.....and we know you will

They can try...

i'll just overload their brains with common sense...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Originally posted by Blair Wind
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

indeed

guys look at the latest hulk killer humanoid thread......

Come on guys, stop with all this jp talk.

This is supposed to be demi's thread to post whore on...he's got like two months worth of postcount to make up for.

Hi demi...sup?

For all you uninformed miscreants, JP was a dude from this forum (his username wasn't JP but those were the initials) who thought he was way too badass in real life and made a bunch of ridiculous claims...he didn't seem liek a bad guy or anything, just a bit misguided. Anyway, some other members turned him into a cult figure whose powers extend to a ridiculous level.

Sorry if I broke the silent JP honor code or something...may his holiness show mercy upon me for my actions if they were wrong.

-DM

P.S. Speaking of fanboy-fodder....I just saw the Batman movie for the 2nd time. Great stuff, and I'm not even a Bats fan.

he wont show mercy!!!!!.........JP is comin to get u......look at his powers mortals!

JP's powers:
total control over space,time,energy,matter, on a multiversal scale
able to master any fighting style just by hearing about its existence
able apply force without contact
able to be in 13 places at the same time
able to deliever punces at a rate of 15,967 per second
he is so fast that a second to him is like 10 billion years to regular people
able to win any fight with any one even god, just by believing he can
able to lift or move anything even if object dosent exist, he is still able to do it
able to fight invicible enemies thanks to his training by his master "dan"
able to reduce any ones power by 70% just by coming to the battle field( stole that one from jinzin)

Originally posted by colossus17
he wont show mercy!!!!!.........JP is comin to get u......look at his powers mortals!

JP's powers:
total control over space,time,energy,matter, on a multiversal scale
able to master any fighting style just by hearing about its existence
able apply force without contact
able to be in 13 places at the same time
able to deliever punces at a rate of 15,967 per second
he is so fast that a second to him is like 10 billion years to regular people
able to win any fight with any one even god, just by believing he can
able to lift or move anything even if object dosent exist, he is still able to do it
able to fight invicible enemies thanks to his training by his master "dan"
able to reduce any ones power by 70% just by coming to the battle field( stole that one from jinzin)

Can he construct a reasonably sensible post?

possibly.....

Originally posted by colossus17
possibly.....

Without claiming to destory all comers?

4 PAGES!!! im gone for like 5 hours and 4 pages is all that we the members of the KMC comic section could come up with!!! im ashamed.....ok to make it easier to talk about things we can know talk about me and how great I am!!!

Originally posted by pr1983
Without claiming to destory all comers?

why do you ask questions for which you already know the answers for.......

Originally posted by colossus17
why do you ask questions for which you already know the answers for.......

Because i will destroy this "JP"...

why.....?

Originally posted by colossus17
why.....?

For infecting KMC with his fanboys and ridiculous threads...

and once he has been eliminated... this "HKH" is next...

Originally posted by pr1983
Because i will destroy this "JP"... ...and i will destroy you...rifle

Originally posted by black robb
...and i will destroy you...rifle

You're welcome to try...

Originally posted by pr1983
For infecting KMC with his fanboys and ridiculous threads...

and once he has been eliminated... this "HKH" is next...

then someone else will rise to power.......

Originally posted by colossus17
then someone else will rise to power.......

And i will be there to stop them...

Originally posted by colossus17
then someone else will rise to power....... ALL WILL FEAR ROBB!!!vampire

Originally posted by pr1983
You're welcome to try... ...i feel like tryin now! FISTICUFFS!!!boxing

Originally posted by pr1983
And i will be there to stop them...

we shall see charles.....*cough* i mean pr

HA.....wow.....sooooooo....PR thinks he is god now does he? hmmmm.....i wonder what Jp has to say about this........ and PR is really charles?? but then again Colossus you cant say anything about that because you are Asian hulk and tron....at least according to you...lol

true

I shall move the unmovable!!! this thread shall never taste second page!!! MMMWWWWAAAHAHAHHA

blair you have to agree with me that this thread just dosent have this feeling of chaos....and fun that my'n did way back.....

Originally posted by colossus17
blair you have to agree with me that this thread just dosent have this feeling of chaos....and fun that my'n did way back..... shut yo mouth! The guy in your sig is gay!

oh shit i put u in my sig......i am sorry....i will delete it...as soon as possible.....

Originally posted by colossus17
oh shit i put u in my sig......i am sorry....i will delete it...as soon as possible..... that's the spirit!

its true but we wanted it so somebody better say something funny that can last more than a page!!!!

LOL

fine....so who do you think would win in a fight jinzin "the wrestler"........or c-master....."who traines on a totally different level.....and has only 2% of fat"......?

-rage

Originally posted by colossus17
fine....so who do you think would win in a fight jinzin "the wrestler"........or c-master....."who traines on a totally different level.....and has only 2% of fat"......?

-rage i must say...NO ONE CAN MASTER...THE C-MASTER!

i'll go with jinzin......

Originally posted by colossus17
i'll go with Cordera Mitchell,the C-MASTER!...... i agree...

Now that i think about why am i siding with others...

Black Robb Vs Everyone else....i win of course

not if i am there.......i will crush you comrade.....

-rage

hmm.......none of you could get past me......cuz im like the wind....whoooooooo...ehehhehe....lololol......blahhhhhh!!! and thats it im done i kicked all your butts just now......i tickled you all into submission!!!

blair wind is high....

Originally posted by colossus17
we shall see charles.....*cough* i mean pr

Originally posted by colossus17
blair wind is high.... ...and stoned

hahaha....actually neither....im a good boy....i do nothing to hurt my body...whatsoever....just bored....boredom makes you do strange things.....VERY STRANGE THINGS

Originally posted by Blair Wind
hahaha....actually neither....im a good boy....i do nothing to hurt my body...whatsoever....just bored....boredom makes you do strange things.....VERY STRANGE THINGS yeah i know...tazwhip

Like my new sig?

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Like my new sig? bout time that punk kid got what he deserved!

tastes like chicken.

DC nice thread as usual

How dare there be a duplicate of the original off topic thread!!

actuallly C this is the officail off topic thread according to paola.....people just post in the other one because thats were the idea came from.....soooooo there!!!

lalallalalallalallallal....im bored....its like waaay early in the morning and everyone in my familys awake cuz someone got cut and is getting stiches (not that bad) and no ones on and im bored....and people need to get on....and im bored.....I mention im bored?

:Yawns: What happened to this thread?

Ummmmm, this is why we have an Off-Topic Forum.

Moving.

moving?.... not moving.... why moving?

"P" said it was ok

Enough.
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lol