Why am i british?
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dark1365
"I've got sweaty balls"?
hysterical
Rob Owns You
Cause Im a whore that has sweaty balls
dark1365
Yay!!!!
Do we get candy?!
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
your both right!!
Thanks now wheres my complimentary cup of tea?
GuitarBunny
Originally posted by Deano
why?
you forgot the one that says "becoz i'm hot"
Deano
Originally posted by dark1365
Yay!!!!
Do we get candy?!
yes! *hands over fruit pastels*
dark1365
I'd prefer candy, if you don't mind!
Deano
Originally posted by GuitarBunny
you forgot the one that says "becoz i'm hot"
if i put that then people would think im big headed
i am big headed but...ya know
Deano
Originally posted by dark1365
I'd prefer candy, if you don't mind!
it is candy!
http://www.portabello.co.uk/b3ta/fruitpastels.jpg
Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Thanks now wheres my complimentary cup of tea?
hands over tea with some hobnobs
enjoy it!
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
hands over tea with some hobnobs
enjoy it!
Deanos hobnobs
Oh that sounds wrong...
GuitarBunny
Originally posted by Deano
if i put that then people would think im big headed
i am big headed but...ya know
i got it
Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Deanos hobnobs
Oh that sounds wrong...
i love hobnobs!
that sounds wrong too
dark1365
Ooooh I thought it was preserved fruit! Yay!
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
i love hobnobs! :drool:
Hobnobs are indeed awsome euro
Deano
Originally posted by dark1365
Ooooh I thought it was preserved fruit! Yay!
lol u from britain or america?
Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Hobnobs are indeed awsome euro
trust me..u dont know what ur missing!!
lol
Deano
Originally posted by dark1365
N.America.
klkl
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
trust me..u dont know what ur missing!!
lol
If I ever go to England the first thing Im trying is hobnobs
Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
If I ever go to England the first thing Im trying is hobnobs
they gotta sell em in america
its a tragedy if they dont
on the osbournse, ozzy went to a store in america where they sold british food
hunt it down!
lol
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
they gotta sell em in america
its a tragedy if they dont
on the osbournse, ozzy went to a store in america where they sold british food
hunt it down!
lol
British food is indeed hard to find but Ill hunt some down till I find hobnobs shock
Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
British food is indeed hard to find but Ill hunt some down till I find hobnobs shock
rob after one nob..you'll be craving for more nobs ..rob
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
rob after one nob..you'll be craving for more nobs ..rob
slob on my nob because my name is rob
Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
slob on my nob because my name is rob
is it rob or bob? or blob? or cobnob?
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
is it rob or bob? or blob? or cobnob?
yo my name is rob, Im in a mob, I eat corn on the cob, now slob on my nob or Ill beat up a man named bob
GuitarBunny
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
yo my name is rob, Im in a mob, I eat corn on the cob, now slob on my nob or Ill beat up a man named bob
Deano
hobrobscob is always right..
Deano
right! who voted for:
cos i posted such a stupid thread
cos im a whore
if i eva find out who it was..YA DEAD!
Rob Owns You
Yes indeed now lets talk about lawn gnomes or something...
GuitarBunny
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Yes indeed now lets talk about lawn gnomes or something...
lol
Deano
i read a goosebumps book called attack of the garden gnomes..ithink it was called that...its scary
GuitarBunny
i imagine
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
i read a goosebumps book called attack of the garden gnomes..ithink it was called that...its scary
Did it like hump your leg or something
Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Did it like hump your leg or something
no but i humped the book
Rob Owns You
you cut a hole in the book?
Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
you cut a hole in the book?
dont tell anyone
Rob Owns You
Ok I wont tell anyone, but that monkey outside your window scratching its balls might shock
Morning_Glory
you have to be british so I (a yanky chic) can drool all over you droolio
No_life_in_me
Cause' u'r born in Britain
Morning_Glory
who is sassy
-Funky Punk-
because you hot..lol
Morning_Glory
Deano's ego is already big enough... Im stopping with the "hot" thing now
ladygrim
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Hobnobs are indeed awsome euro
chocalte hobnobs are better
Jackie Malfoy
Because one of your parents are english!JMbash
Deano
Originally posted by ladygrim
chocalte hobnobs are better
thats the ones i like
Fionnuala
cos your a lousy bastard
Deano
Originally posted by Fionnuala
cos your a lousy bastard
i agree with ya
Fionnuala
Originally posted by Deano
i agree with ya
Good good
ladygrim
kewl i dont have ne at the mo but i do have a lovly cuppa ready for drinking
Deano
Originally posted by ladygrim
kewl i dont have ne at the mo but i do have a lovly cuppa ready for drinking
enjoy it! lol
ladygrim
i will do ...
Deano
how many sugars do you have in your tea?
Fellatio
because your balls are sweaty, its the classic english thing!
Fionnuala
English Tea droolio
silver_tears
cos you're a whore
T.M
england are gonna win the world cup in 2006
Good joke
silver_tears
that grammar is appalling disgust
silver_tears
no, deano
T.M
ahh lol
i was thinking i only wrote good joke lol
Deano
screw grammar!
yes england will win the world cup!
and yes silver tears i am a whore
Fionnuala
Originally posted by Deano
yes england will win the world cup!
*cough*delusional*cough* whistling
T.M
Originally posted by Fionnuala
*cough*delusional*cough* whistling
lol.
Deano
we'll win.............
T.M
Originally posted by Deano
we'll win.............
NEVER !!!!!!
Deano
Originally posted by T.M
NEVER !!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Fionnuala
Originally posted by Deano
we'll win............. Oh-kay lookaround ..is this before or after Tim Henman wins Wimbledon?
Deano
Originally posted by Fionnuala
Oh-kay lookaround ..is this before or after Tim Henman wins Wimbledon?
henman will never win wimbledon
england will get to the final in 2006 though
T.M
Originally posted by Fionnuala
Oh-kay lookaround ..is this before or after Tim Henman wins Wimbledon?
LOL
Fionnuala
Originally posted by Deano
henman will never win wimbledon
england will get to the final in 2006 though Awww..but he tries so hard..you just want to pat him petpet
ladygrim
Henman pah dont see what the hype has been for with henman hes crap
Fionnuala
Originally posted by ladygrim
Henman pah dont see what the hype has been for with henman hes crap Yup..he just can't play well enough...
Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
...
hello robot
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
hello robot
Hi and bye deano, Rob is leaving the building for now euro
ladygrim
ne one watching live 8
Fionnuala
Yeah I am ..'tis very good
GuitarBunny
Originally posted by ladygrim
ne one watching live 8
I am
ladygrim
kewl ...
silver_tears
Originally posted by Deano
and yes silver tears i am a whore
It happens to the best of us
Fionnuala
Especially when they live in England
alcoholicpoet
Because you're Irish.
Fionnuala
I'm Irish
...well half
alcoholicpoet
Actually you're 100% Italian seeing as the Romans discovered and settled modern day England.
Deano
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
Actually you're 100% Italian seeing as the Romans discovered and settled modern day England.
im grateful to them.....but im english
~Rad~
Hmm, d'you think someone can explain to me the point of this thread?
Deano
Originally posted by ~Rad~
Hmm, d'you think someone can explain to me the point of this thread?
what do you think?
~Rad~
Originally posted by Deano
what do you think?
No idea....
Looks like a piece of crap to me.
Are you new here? I've never seen you before....
I lurve British guys, though...droolio
Deano
Originally posted by ~Rad~
No idea....
Looks like a piece of crap to me.
Are you new here? I've never seen you before....
I lurve British guys, though...droolio
you are right it is a piece of crap...welcome to the off topic forum! lol
am i new here?you must be new here!
glad u like brit guys
Red Superfly
I'm British.
Love me.
silver_tears
Already do
Red Superfly
*In Fonzie style*
Eeeeey!
silver_tears
How you doin' flirt
Red Superfly
I'm great!
*giggles*
Wanna dance bright eyes?
/flirt
Deano
its good to be brotish!
Red Superfly
Oh yes. I'm gonna move to America where my accent is like a feckin' pheramone.
But then again, I do love my country, and especially where I live.
Manchester is the RAWK capital of the world baby!
Deano
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Oh yes. I'm gonna move to America where my accent is like a feckin' pheramone.
But then again, I do love my country, and especially where I live.
Manchester is the RAWK capital of the world baby!
wolverhampton is the pimp capital of the world
i pranked an american phone today
Red Superfly
Hey Wolverhampton, how far away is that?
I touched America on it's Florida.
Deano
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Hey Wolverhampton, how far away is that?
I touched America on it's Florida.
couple of hours away
Red Superfly
Yeah I thought so. Small world.
silver_tears
Originally posted by Red Superfly
I'm great!
*giggles*
Wanna dance bright eyes?
/flirt
Sure eyes
Red Superfly
I get to dance with Irene!
*does moonwalk and the splits*
Shall we dawnce? (in proper English accent)
silver_tears
*swoons slightly and clutches heart* oh my not the accent droolio
I love you british boys
Red Superfly
We need more girls like Irene in England.
*votes for more Irene's*
Morning_Glory
who is Irene
silver_tears
*does same* I'll send them to school for me, and slowly they will conquer the world evillaugh
*ahem* Yes, more Irene's would be rather swell
silver_tears
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
who is Irene
*ahem*
Morning_Glory
o
what about more girls like me
Red Superfly
*Imagines more than one Irene*
Must.....stop......fantasising..........
Anyways, about that dawnce, my dear........
silver_tears
*holds out hand daintily* eyes
Red Superfly
*does the waltz in black and white with 1942 music in the background*
Can I be the man in your sig for just one night? Oh how my heart yearns for it.....
silver_tears
Yes, god yes, I've been waiting for someone to ask cry
~Rad~
Originally posted by Deano
you are right it is a piece of crap...welcome to the off topic forum! lol
am i new here?you must be new here!
glad u like brit guys
Yeah, I know.
If you look beneath my avvy, you'll see that I've been here since this time last year.
Rad is famous around KMC
I really don't remember seeing you around before....
Yeah... the accent is so hott....droolio
Red Superfly
Then let's not deny our chemistry any longer......
*smooch*
I'm a big romantic at heart. Damn I wish more girls were as soppy as I am.
Deano
Originally posted by ~Rad~
Yeah, I know.
If you look beneath my avvy, you'll see that I've been here since this time last year.
Rad is famous around KMC
I really don't remember seeing you around before....
Yeah... the accent is so hott....droolio
ive been here since the dawn of time
there are loads of brit accents
silver_tears
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Then let's not deny our chemistry any longer......
*smooch*
I'm a big romantic at heart. Damn I wish more girls were as soppy as I am.
*bends you over backwards and smooches* eyes
~Rad~
Originally posted by Deano
ive been here since the dawn of time
there are loads of brit accents
Me too, but why've I never seen you?
Have you changed your name or something?
Brit, Scot, Welsh, Irish... I don't give a damn. All U.K accents turn me on......droolio
Red Superfly
But, we can't, we mustn't, I've seen AC's thread, you are married to him now........
Aw to hell with it.........
*smooches*
silver_tears
Oooh scandalous droolio
Btw you're a cutie
Deano
Originally posted by ~Rad~
Me too, but why've I never seen you?
Have you changed your name or something?
Brit, Scot, Welsh, Irish... I don't give a damn. All U.K accents turn me on......droolio
there are loads of english accents too!
i was originally known as dean7879
alcoholicpoet
Because you pluck hair from your balls.
sblomie545
ive got sweaty balls
silver_tears
ew
Deano
Originally posted by sblomie545
ive got sweaty balls
u like em though dont ya
lol
sblomie545
yes indeed i do
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