Why am i british?

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Deano
why?

dark1365
"I've got sweaty balls"?

hysterical

Rob Owns You
Cause Im a whore that has sweaty balls

dark1365
...and a stiffy!

Deano
your both right!!

dark1365
Yay!!!!

Do we get candy?! eek!

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
your both right!!

Thanks now wheres my complimentary cup of tea? big grin

GuitarBunny
Originally posted by Deano
why?

you forgot the one that says "becoz i'm hot"
stick out tongue

Deano
Originally posted by dark1365
Yay!!!!

Do we get candy?! eek!

yes! *hands over fruit pastels*

dark1365
I'd prefer candy, if you don't mind! laughing out loud

Deano
Originally posted by GuitarBunny
you forgot the one that says "becoz i'm hot"
stick out tongue

if i put that then people would think im big headed
i am big headed but...ya know

Deano
Originally posted by dark1365
I'd prefer candy, if you don't mind! laughing out loud

it is candy! mad

http://www.portabello.co.uk/b3ta/fruitpastels.jpg

Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Thanks now wheres my complimentary cup of tea? big grin

hands over tea with some hobnobs
enjoy it!

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
hands over tea with some hobnobs
enjoy it!

Deanos hobnobs eek! Oh that sounds wrong...

GuitarBunny
Originally posted by Deano
if i put that then people would think im big headed
i am big headed but...ya know
i got it

Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Deanos hobnobs eek! Oh that sounds wrong...

laughing out loud

i love hobnobs!


that sounds wrong too confused

dark1365
Ooooh I thought it was preserved fruit! Yay!

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
laughing out loud

i love hobnobs! :drool:

Hobnobs are indeed awsome euro

Deano
Originally posted by dark1365
Ooooh I thought it was preserved fruit! Yay!

lol u from britain or america?

dark1365
N.America.

Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Hobnobs are indeed awsome euro

trust me..u dont know what ur missing!!
lol

Deano
Originally posted by dark1365
N.America.

klkl thumb up

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
trust me..u dont know what ur missing!!
lol

If I ever go to England the first thing Im trying is hobnobs laughing out loud

Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
If I ever go to England the first thing Im trying is hobnobs laughing out loud

they gotta sell em in america
its a tragedy if they dont
on the osbournse, ozzy went to a store in america where they sold british food
hunt it down! big grin lol

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
they gotta sell em in america
its a tragedy if they dont
on the osbournse, ozzy went to a store in america where they sold british food
hunt it down! big grin lol

British food is indeed hard to find but Ill hunt some down till I find hobnobs shock

Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
British food is indeed hard to find but Ill hunt some down till I find hobnobs shock

rob after one nob..you'll be craving for more nobs ..rob

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
rob after one nob..you'll be craving for more nobs ..rob

slob on my nob because my name is rob

Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
slob on my nob because my name is rob

is it rob or bob? or blob? or cobnob?

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
is it rob or bob? or blob? or cobnob?

yo my name is rob, Im in a mob, I eat corn on the cob, now slob on my nob or Ill beat up a man named bob

GuitarBunny
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
yo my name is rob, Im in a mob, I eat corn on the cob, now slob on my nob or Ill beat up a man named bob

no expression

Rob Owns You
Exactly

GuitarBunny
yes

Deano
hobrobscob is always right..

Deano
right! who voted for:
cos i posted such a stupid thread
cos im a whore

if i eva find out who it was..YA DEAD!

Rob Owns You
Yes indeed now lets talk about lawn gnomes or something...

GuitarBunny
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Yes indeed now lets talk about lawn gnomes or something...

lol

Deano
i read a goosebumps book called attack of the garden gnomes..ithink it was called that...its scary no expression

GuitarBunny
i imagine no expression

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
i read a goosebumps book called attack of the garden gnomes..ithink it was called that...its scary no expression

Did it like hump your leg or something no expression

Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Did it like hump your leg or something no expression

no but i humped the book sad

Rob Owns You
laughing out loud you cut a hole in the book?

Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
laughing out loud you cut a hole in the book?

dont tell anyone sad

Rob Owns You
Ok I wont tell anyone, but that monkey outside your window scratching its balls might shock

Morning_Glory
you have to be british so I (a yanky chic) can drool all over you droolio

No_life_in_me
Cause' u'r born in Britain

Morning_Glory
who is sassy

-Funky Punk-
because you hot..lol

Morning_Glory
Deano's ego is already big enough... Im stopping with the "hot" thing now

-Funky Punk-
lol

ladygrim
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Hobnobs are indeed awsome euro

chocalte hobnobs are better big grin

Jackie Malfoy
Because one of your parents are english!JMbash wink

Deano
Originally posted by ladygrim
chocalte hobnobs are better big grin

thats the ones i likebig grin

Fionnuala
cos your a lousy bastard yes

Deano
Originally posted by Fionnuala
cos your a lousy bastard yes

i agree with ya big grin

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Deano
i agree with ya big grin Good good wink

Deano
rolling on floor laughing

ladygrim
kewl i dont have ne at the mo but i do have a lovly cuppa ready for drinking stick out tongue

Deano
Originally posted by ladygrim
kewl i dont have ne at the mo but i do have a lovly cuppa ready for drinking stick out tongue

enjoy it! lol

ladygrim
i will do ...big grin

Deano
how many sugars do you have in your tea?

Fellatio
because your balls are sweaty, its the classic english thing! yes

Fionnuala
English Tea droolio

silver_tears
cos you're a whore big grin

T.M
england are gonna win the world cup in 2006

laughing Good joke

silver_tears
that grammar is appalling disgust

T.M
who me ?

silver_tears
no, deano stick out tongue

T.M
ahh lol

i was thinking i only wrote good joke lol

Deano
screw grammar!

yes england will win the world cup!

and yes silver tears i am a whorebig grin

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Deano
yes england will win the world cup!
*cough*delusional*cough* whistling

T.M
Originally posted by Fionnuala
*cough*delusional*cough* whistling

lol. yes

Deano
we'll win.............

T.M
Originally posted by Deano
we'll win.............

NEVER !!!!!!

ladygrim
smile

Deano
Originally posted by T.M
NEVER !!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
mad

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Deano
we'll win............. Oh-kay lookaround ..is this before or after Tim Henman wins Wimbledon? stick out tongue

Deano
Originally posted by Fionnuala
Oh-kay lookaround ..is this before or after Tim Henman wins Wimbledon? stick out tongue

henman will never win wimbledon
big grin
england will get to the final in 2006 though

T.M
Originally posted by Fionnuala
Oh-kay lookaround ..is this before or after Tim Henman wins Wimbledon? stick out tongue

LOL

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Deano
henman will never win wimbledon
big grin
england will get to the final in 2006 though Awww..but he tries so hard..you just want to pat him petpet

ladygrim
Henman pah dont see what the hype has been for with henman hes crap

Fionnuala
Originally posted by ladygrim
Henman pah dont see what the hype has been for with henman hes crap Yup..he just can't play well enough...roll eyes (sarcastic)

Rob Owns You
...

ladygrim
big grin

Deano
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
...

hello robotbig grin

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Deano
hello robotbig grin

Hi and bye deano, Rob is leaving the building for now euro

ladygrim
ne one watching live 8

Fionnuala
Yeah I am ..'tis very good happy

GuitarBunny
Originally posted by ladygrim
ne one watching live 8

I am

ladygrim
big grin kewl ...

silver_tears
Originally posted by Deano


and yes silver tears i am a whorebig grin

It happens to the best of us ninja

Fionnuala
Especially when they live in England ninja

Deano
exactly

alcoholicpoet
Because you're Irish.

Deano
100% english!

Fionnuala
I'm Irish eek! ...well half wink

alcoholicpoet
Actually you're 100% Italian seeing as the Romans discovered and settled modern day England.

Deano
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
Actually you're 100% Italian seeing as the Romans discovered and settled modern day England.

im grateful to them.....but im english wink

~Rad~
Hmm, d'you think someone can explain to me the point of this thread? confused

Deano
Originally posted by ~Rad~
Hmm, d'you think someone can explain to me the point of this thread? confused

what do you think?

~Rad~
Originally posted by Deano
what do you think?

No idea....messed Looks like a piece of crap to me.stick out tongue

Are you new here? I've never seen you before.... confused I lurve British guys, though...droolio

Deano
Originally posted by ~Rad~
No idea....messed Looks like a piece of crap to me.stick out tongue

Are you new here? I've never seen you before.... confused I lurve British guys, though...droolio

you are right it is a piece of crap...welcome to the off topic forum! lol

am i new here?you must be new here!big grin
glad u like brit guys cool

Red Superfly
I'm British.

Love me.

silver_tears
Already do eek!

Red Superfly
*In Fonzie style*

thumb up Eeeeey! thumb up

silver_tears
How you doin' flirt

Red Superfly
love

I'm great!

*giggles*

Wanna dance bright eyes?

/flirt

Deano
its good to be brotish!

Red Superfly
Oh yes. I'm gonna move to America where my accent is like a feckin' pheramone.

But then again, I do love my country, and especially where I live.

Manchester is the RAWK capital of the world baby!

Deano
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Oh yes. I'm gonna move to America where my accent is like a feckin' pheramone.

But then again, I do love my country, and especially where I live.

Manchester is the RAWK capital of the world baby!

wolverhampton is the pimp capital of the worldbig grin
i pranked an american phone today smile

Red Superfly
Hey Wolverhampton, how far away is that?

I touched America on it's Florida.

no expression

Deano
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Hey Wolverhampton, how far away is that?

I touched America on it's Florida.

no expression

couple of hours away

Red Superfly
Yeah I thought so. Small world.

silver_tears
Originally posted by Red Superfly
love

I'm great!

*giggles*

Wanna dance bright eyes?

/flirt

Sure eyes

Red Superfly
eek!

I get to dance with Irene!

*does moonwalk and the splits*

Shall we dawnce? (in proper English accent)

silver_tears
*swoons slightly and clutches heart* oh my not the accent droolio
I love you british boys love

Red Superfly
We need more girls like Irene in England.

*votes for more Irene's*

Morning_Glory
who is Irene

silver_tears
*does same* I'll send them to school for me, and slowly they will conquer the world evillaugh



















*ahem* Yes, more Irene's would be rather swell angel

silver_tears
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
who is Irene

*ahem* stick out tongue

Morning_Glory
o confused what about more girls like me

Red Superfly
*Imagines more than one Irene*

Must.....stop......fantasising..........

love

Anyways, about that dawnce, my dear........

silver_tears
*holds out hand daintily* eyes

Red Superfly
*does the waltz in black and white with 1942 music in the background*

Can I be the man in your sig for just one night? Oh how my heart yearns for it.....

silver_tears
Yes, god yes, I've been waiting for someone to ask cry

~Rad~
Originally posted by Deano
you are right it is a piece of crap...welcome to the off topic forum! lol

am i new here?you must be new here!big grin
glad u like brit guys cool

Yeah, I know. laughing out loud


If you look beneath my avvy, you'll see that I've been here since this time last year.happy Rad is famous around KMCraver I really don't remember seeing you around before....messed

Yeah... the accent is so hott....droolio

Red Superfly
Then let's not deny our chemistry any longer......

*smooch*

I'm a big romantic at heart. Damn I wish more girls were as soppy as I am.

Deano
Originally posted by ~Rad~
Yeah, I know. laughing out loud


If you look beneath my avvy, you'll see that I've been here since this time last year.happy Rad is famous around KMCraver I really don't remember seeing you around before....messed

Yeah... the accent is so hott....droolio

ive been here since the dawn of time

there are loads of brit accentsbig grin

silver_tears
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Then let's not deny our chemistry any longer......

*smooch*

I'm a big romantic at heart. Damn I wish more girls were as soppy as I am.

*bends you over backwards and smooches* eyes

~Rad~
Originally posted by Deano
ive been here since the dawn of time

there are loads of brit accentsbig grin

Me too, but why've I never seen you?confused Have you changed your name or something?

Brit, Scot, Welsh, Irish... I don't give a damn. All U.K accents turn me on......droolio

Red Superfly
But, we can't, we mustn't, I've seen AC's thread, you are married to him now........

Aw to hell with it.........

*smooches*

silver_tears
Oooh scandalous droolio


Btw you're a cutie big grin

Deano
Originally posted by ~Rad~
Me too, but why've I never seen you?confused Have you changed your name or something?

Brit, Scot, Welsh, Irish... I don't give a damn. All U.K accents turn me on......droolio

there are loads of english accents too!

i was originally known as dean7879 big grin

alcoholicpoet
Because you pluck hair from your balls.

Deano
who doesnt!

alcoholicpoet
Yo momma!

Deano
true..

sblomie545
ive got sweaty balls

yes

silver_tears
ew no expression

Deano
Originally posted by sblomie545
ive got sweaty balls

yes


u like em though dont ya stick out tongue lol

sblomie545
yes indeed i do yes

Deano
naughty girl!

sblomie545
embarrasment

Deano
rolling on floor laughing

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