Superfly Pirate Ship O'Merriness
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Red Superfly
I be a pirate says I!
Everyone join me pirate ship and drink whiskey, beer and other fermented vegetable drinks which poison ye liver!
Ye-argh!
Imaginary
My liver is evil.
Red Superfly
Ye-argh!
All ye need is a parrot and ye will go far in life.
Uneeklyconfused
can i be the parrot that sits on your shoulder ... ...
...
Red Superfly
Of course! Ye must be an inflatable parrot because using real-life parrots is unethical. Are you inflatable?
X_Black_Roses_X
can I be a pirate??!
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Of course! Ye must be an inflatable parrot because using real-life parrots is unethical. Are you inflatable?
for you flirt1..yes i am ....
...
Red Superfly
Everyone be a pirate! Shiver me timbers yarrr!
Red Superfly
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
for you flirt1..yes i am ....
...
Tharr be good, yarr. Ye can sit on me lap if ye be horny...........
Imaginary
Parrots are feathery.
X_Black_Roses_X
Originally posted by Imaginary
Parrots are feathery.
yes they are!
Ladyluck
yarr matey...
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Tharr be good, yarr. Ye can sit on me lap if ye be horny...........
....
can i sit on your lap now...
.y'know' ..just for fun ..
will you stroke my feathers ..
...
Imaginary
Colourful feathers
Ladyluck
I'll stroke your feathers...naughty
Red Superfly
KMC is the horniest place ever.
I love it
And yes Uneek, I'll stroke your feathers.........
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Ladyluck
I'll stroke your feathers...naughty
Promise
.....
naughty
Imaginary
Originally posted by Red Superfly
KMC is the horniest place ever.
I love it
We're all a bunch of deprived nerds (in our case, Star Wars nerds.) What did you expect?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
KMC is the horniest place ever.
I love it
And yes Uneek, I'll stroke your feathers.........
....
that would be great ..
..ill get the Baby Oil
.... naughty
Red Superfly
That makes us so damn sexy though.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Promise
.....
naughty
pinky swear
naughty
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Red Superfly
KMC is the horniest place ever.
I love it
I know eh? I love it too
Red Superfly
I promise Uneek.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Ladyluck
pinky swear
naughty
..
flirt1
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
..
flirt1
winkiss
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
I promise Uneek.
flirt1 .....
naughty
meet me out back in 5
Ladyluck
love that ninja
Red Superfly
You're so horny Uneek, but I wouldn't change you for the world.
wink3
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
You're so horny Uneek, but I wouldn't change you for the world.
wink3
flirt1..
why does everyone keep tell me that..
..
*gives bottle of Baby Oil to RedS*..angel_not
Imaginary
Originally posted by Ladyluck
love that ninja
I know it's so cool
Red Superfly
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
flirt1..
why does everyone keep tell me that..
..
*gives bottle of Baby Oil to RedS*..angel_not
Awww.... cheers.........
*drinks baby oil*
Imaginary
Oh ew
Red Superfly
Oh, er......oops.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Awww.... cheers.........
*drinks baby oil*
....
you only get away with that cause your cute ...glare ....
Red Superfly
Awww Uneek, I'm flattered.
I didn't drink all of it, you can have some if you want, it's not half bad.
Actually maybe if I rub it all over you it would be better.
*rubs*
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Awww Uneek, I'm flattered.
I didn't drink all of it, you can have some if you want, it's not half bad.
Actually maybe if I rub it all over you it would be better.
*rubs*
that sounds like a good iodea
<--serious face
in fact i insist that you rub it all over me ...especially my feathers
Imaginary
Oily feathers... ick
Red Superfly
Maybe I'll do just that.
*rubs, especially over feathers*
You like that? How about I do this circular motion? Is two fingers okay?
Imaginary
Think of it like greasy hair msn-tongue
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Maybe I'll do just that.
*rubs, especially over feathers*
You like that? How about I do this circular motion? Is two fingers okay?
are you sure this is a pirate ship?!
Red Superfly
The wetter, the better.
Ladyluck
walk the plank!
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Maybe I'll do just that.
*rubs, especially over feathers*
You like that? How about I do this circular motion? Is two fingers okay?
WOw....
...that great
youve done this before havnt you....flirt1....
naughty
Imaginary
He seems rather... ah, experienced
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Imaginary
He seems rather... ah, experienced
hm...yes ....
....thats not really a bad thing ...
Originally posted by Red Superfly
The wetter, the better.
....
Red Superfly
How about I rub a little faster this time? Maybe it will help if I turn you over and try it like this........
(am I really cybering with Uneek? I hope so
)
Imaginary
To a degree
Let's just call it... foreplay.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
How about I rub a little faster this time? Maybe it will help if I turn you over and try it like this........
(am I really cybering with Uneek? I hope so
)
oh my ..i didnt think youd be so blunt about it
carry on...
i do have a pm button you know
...
Red Superfly
Yeah that's what I thought. But any longer and I think I won't be able to contain myself........
*carries on in public*
Quite the exhibitionists aren't we?
Imaginary
Then us perves would miss out on the fun
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Imaginary
To a degree
Let's just call it... foreplay.
all i wanted was to be a parrot ..
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Imaginary
Then us perves would miss out on the fun
yea!
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Yeah that's what I thought. But any longer and I think I won't be able to contain myself........
*carries on in public*
Quite the exhibitionists aren't we?
whats your point ....
Originally posted by Imaginary
Then us perves would miss out on the fun
im here for your entertainment ....one night only ...please put your money in the hat ...
Imaginary
*pulls out a 50*
Ladyluck
*puts a 35 in the hat*
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Imaginary
*pulls out a 50*
Originally posted by Ladyluck
*puts a 35 in the hat*
drool...more..more ...
Imaginary
Sorry, I'm broke
Red Superfly
Well, I must admit that this Pirate Ship O'Merriness turned out to be a raging success. It's 2:56 in the moring here but that doesn't matter, I'm as energetic as the Energizer Bunny. I keep going all night baby.
*carries on with Uneek*
I think we better turn it up a notch.
(Donations will be accepted at the door and via the hat that is being passed around.)
Imaginary
Come on Ladybrood, let's get a good seat!
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Well, I must admit that this Pirate Ship O'Merriness turned out to be a raging success. It's 2:56 in the moring here but that doesn't matter, I'm as energetic as the Energizer Bunny. I keep going all night baby.
*carries on with Uneek*
I think we better turn it up a notch.
(Donations will be accepted at the door and via the hat that is being passed around.)
rub it in hard...just the way i like it ....get in between my feathers ....yea do it like that droolio,,....your really good with your hands.....
i love the way you to that with your finger ...oohh not so hard now .....ahh....
ooo...that feels sooo good...droolio...
Red Superfly
Yeah, think I'll slip it in now, you ready? Oh yeah, feels good. You like it hard and fast. I can go like this allll night.
*ruffles Uneeks feathers good and hard*
Ladyluck
you got it broodinary!
droolio
Uneeklyconfused
...Originally posted by Red Superfly
Yeah, think I'll slip it in now, you ready? Oh yeah, feels good. You like it hard and fast. I can go like this allll night.
*ruffles Uneeks feathers good and hard*
....droolio....
do that again...droolio.....
oh this feels sooo good....
oh whats that..in your pocket ....?.....do you have a packet of Crackers for me or are you just happy to see me ....flirt1
Red Superfly
No, I'm VERY happy to see you Uneek.....
*gives Uneek a very big surprise*
Oh yeah.........
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
No, I'm VERY happy to see you Uneek.....
*gives Uneek a very big surprise*
Oh yeah.........
WOW...thats really big....
...
can i touch it? hyper
Red Superfly
Sure, you can come and sit on my lap if you like!
What are these? Panties? You don't need these for what I have planned.....
*rips Uneeks clothes off*
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Sure, you can come and sit on my lap if you like!
What are these? Panties? You don't need these for what I have planned.....
*rips Uneeks clothes off*
on your lap....what about that huge thing there *points to RedS crotch* its seems to be in the way..
what shall i do with it?..is there somewhere i can i put it?
...
how did my clothes get on the floor...?
well im already naked..( being a parrot and all
)
its soo cold..mind if i get closer to you....
oh my big surprise is quite hard...oh and its warm.....mind if i play with it ?
Ladyluck
uneek you never fail to make me laugh
Red Superfly
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
on your lap....what about that huge thing there *points to RedS crotch* its seems to be in the way..
what shall i do with it?..is there somewhere i can i put it?
...
how did my clothes get on the floor...?
well im already naked..( being a parrot and all
)
its soo cold..mind if i get closer to you....
oh my big surprise is quite hard...oh and its warm.....mind if i play with it ?
Go ahead. It's all yours........
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Ladyluck
uneek you never fail to make me laugh
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Go ahead. It's all yours........
*plays with Her Big surprise...rubbing it between her hands..up and down..the lengh..slowly then gaining speed...circling the 'tip' before stroking again*
*REdS moans*
want me to stop?..
REdS =
...Feck no
but its spitting at me!..is that a good thing?.... my hands are sticky...whats going on? ..
Ladyluck
hahahahahaha!!!
Red Superfly
Keep going! keep going! Don't stop now. I have loads in reserve......
We can try this too....
*dives between Uneeks legs, with my face in her crotch, hers in mine*
You liking that baby? I can do loadsa things with my tongue, feel that?.........
Yeah that's amazin', keep doin' that, suck harder.........
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Keep going! keep going! Don't stop now. I have loads in reserve......
We can try this too....
*dives between Uneeks legs, with my face in her crotch, hers in mine*
You liking that baby? I can do loadsa things with my tongue, feel that?.........
Yeah that's amazin', keep doin' that, suck harder.........
...droolio...
*turns RedS over and sits on his face..rocking back and forth*
*his tongue flickering widly.* droolio....
*turning round...(still on his face:rolleyes
...bends over to my big surprise, continues playing with it ...getting even stickier..not as sticky as RedS face.......yet ....
*
Originally posted by Ladyluck
....
trying my best to keep this as PG13 as possible
...
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Ladyluck
uneek I love you
good.....its your turn next ...naughty.....
i love this pirate ship
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
good.....its your turn next ...naughty.....
i love this pirate ship
me too
Red Superfly
*Carries on flicking tongue wildly*
Yeah you like that?
Uneek: "Hell yeah, I think I'm gonna........"
*My face is getting very sticky*
Right, time for the big finale........
*flips Uneek over, and has wild sex with her, up down, back to front, on the shelf, and finally starts to bang her stood up against the wall*
Oooh baby! I don't think I can take it anymore!!!!!!!
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
*Carries on flicking tongue wildly*
Yeah you like that?
Uneek: "Hell yeah, I think I'm gonna........"
*My face is getting very sticky*
Right, time for the big finale........
*flips Uneek over, and has wild sex with her, up down, back to front, on the shelf, and finally starts to bang her stood up against the wall*
Oooh baby! I don't think I can take it anymore!!!!!!!
Jebus H Christo im being Manhandled and i love it
..droolio...
*holds onto the pirate ship thingy to steady myself....from falling*
*wraps legsaround RedS's waist while he's thrusting like a madman*
*feeling the pressure build inside me i let out a load moan pulling him closer to me....he pumps faster..my eyes roll back into my head...the ship shakes..books fall fromthe wall .. LadyL..is seen running from the doorway..she returns seconds later with a box of Kleenex tissues..her tongue hanging out of her mouth... like this ---->drooly '
Uneek = droolio
Reds = droolio
LL = drooly
Ladyluck
LOL!!
Red Superfly
Jebus H Christo indeed!
Ladyluck cannot stand there and watch anymore, she starts to undress just as Uneek starts to climax.
*I bend Uneek over the starboard bow and ram her from behind, harder and harder*
Uneek: "Yes yes! Yeeeeeees!"
Me: "I'm so glad I chose you as my parrot after all"
*We both climax and collapse on the bed, lighting a cigarrette*
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Both very sticky after some intense cyber
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Jebus H Christo indeed!
Ladyluck cannot stand there and watch anymore, she starts to undress just as Uneek starts to climax.
*I bend Uneek over the starboard bow and ram her from behind, harder and harder*
Uneek: "Yes yes! Yeeeeeees!"
Me: "I'm so glad I chose you as my parrot after all"
*We both climax and collapse on the bed, lighting a cigarrette*
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Both very sticky after some intense cyber
droolio....
*walks over to the window like a penguin, after being rammed and covering Reds in censored*
*turns to look at LL....who is still like this drooly*
*with censored dripping down my leg.., i run a finger up my thigh stopping the droplet.. i look at my finger ....thinking weather or not i should put it inmy mouth....*
*puts finger in mouth..because i can,...*
Uneek = hmmm......taste chicken
flirt1
REds = drool...
LL = drooly
Red Superfly
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
droolio....
*walks over to the window like a penguin, after being rammed and covering Reds in censored*
*turns to look at LL....who is still like this drooly*
*with censored dripping down my leg.., i run a finger up my thigh stopping the droplet.. i look at my finger ....thinking weather or not i should put it inmy mouth....*
*puts finger in mouth..because i can,...*
Uneek = hmmm......taste chicken
flirt1
REds = drool...
LL = drooly
Now this is my kinda girl, You drive me kerazy
Aww to hell with it, lets go at it again...........
*Takes Uneek from behind, legs wrapped around waist as she holds onto window ledge*
Ooooh yeah, I can't help it, your just so damn HOT, I'm gonna work it all night baby..........
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Now this is my kinda girl, You drive me kerazy
Aww to hell with it, lets go at it again...........
*Takes Uneek from behind, legs wrapped around waist as she holds onto window ledge*
Ooooh yeah, I can't help it, your just so damn HOT, I'm gonna work it all night baby..........
Lol ...
lol
sorry guys ... im off now ...
Later guys wavey...bye
Red Superfly
Yeah, I see YOU again real soon.
Buh bye!
Ladyluck
bye uneek!! love ya!
kisses
Red Superfly
So, Ladyluck....
How you doin'?
Ladyluck
Red, I'm doing good, and yourself?
Ladyluck
dark, don't worry
Red Superfly
I'm doin fine my dear
Well that was interesting, I'm gonna have to go now, but that was certainly..........surreal.
buh bye!
Ladyluck
haha yea, that was quite the...expedition you two had there
later, red
Uneeklyconfused
bump youpi
Red Superfly
Ah, hello again Uneek. Up for a quickie?
Ladyluck
throws in a 10
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Ah, hello again Uneek. Up for a quickie?
thought youd never ask
*rips clothes off and jumps onto REdS slamming him against a wall *
Originally posted by Ladyluck
throws in a 10
thank you naughty
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
thank you naughty
any time naughty
Red Superfly
Wow, that was amazing Uneek - you get better everytime!
Same time tomorrow?
naughty
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Ladyluck
any time naughty
meet me out back in 20
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Wow, that was amazing Uneek - you get better everytime!
Same time tomorrow?
naughty
if you want
*...winks at LL naughty...*
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
meet me out back in 20
you got it
naughty
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Ladyluck
you got it
naughty
flirt1
naughty ....
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
flirt1
naughty ....
Uneeklyconfused
Smilie convention ....
...
hug.....kisses...
Imaginary
Oooh I think I missed a lot
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Smilie convention ....
...
hug.....kisses...
kiss...
...naughty
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Imaginary
Oooh I think I missed a lot
your cheque bounced ...shrug....
Originally posted by Ladyluck
kiss...
...naughty
passion
Red Superfly
I love my Pirate Pimp Ship.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
passion
I love it!!
winkiss
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Ladyluck
I love it!!
winkiss
for you rose3
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
for you rose3
thank you
and for youflowers
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Ladyluck
thank you
and for youflowers
bag...........h045
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
bag...........h045
passion
I stole your smilie...sorry
Red Superfly
K I'll see you girls around sometime, Cap'n Superfly is signin' off.
I hand control over to First Mate Uneek.
See ya later.
*slaps Uneek and LL on the ass on the way out*
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Red Superfly
K I'll see you girls around sometime, Cap'n Superfly is signin' off.
I hand control over to First Mate Uneek.
See ya later.
*slaps Uneek and LL on the ass on the way out*
bye! hug
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Red Superfly
K I'll see you girls around sometime, Cap'n Superfly is signin' off.
I hand control over to First Mate Uneek.
See ya later.
*slaps Uneek and LL on the ass on the way out*
..ohh..
....
Later REdS
sadly im off to.. ( its 2 :30 something am)...illcatch you guys and guyettes Later
LL.....ill definetly cath you later
naughty
..passion
Later Sweets
Ladyluck
naughtylater uneek
kisseshug
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