That's no moon, it's <insert here>.
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Lord Ganon
Well lets play a game where we insert a word after the words, "That's no moon, it's ........" Well lets start.
That's no moon, it's your mom. -Lord Ganon
Your name at the end is just extra.
General Zodiac
Obi:That's no moon, it's a moon.
Han: ....You just said that's no moon.
Obi force chokes and kills Han.
Obi: What was that?
Lord Ganon
cont.
Luke: Why did you kill him, he was......
(Ben kills Luke with Force Choke.)
Chewbacca: (roar)
(Ben uses Force Lightning and kills Chewbacca, the camera goes close to Ben's eyes and they turn evil looking.)
General Zodiac
The Falcon crashes into the DeathStar.
matreid
That's no moon it's something...I don't know...whatever.
General Zodiac
who cares. I'm going to Moe's.
2Tidus!
Thats no moon It's a wookie!
matreid
Originally posted by General Zodiac
who cares. I'm going to Moe's.
bye
Lord Ganon
That's no moon, it's a n00b.
General Zodiac
To Moe's!
Lord Ganon
LOL, no one cares what you think.
SnakeEyes
Its not what I think, its what Mr. T thinks... plus I've been here for a year longer than you have, so I wouldn't be the one to talk. I was just being sarcastic anyway.
Lord Ganon
Yeah, but your off subject and you are spamming, I expected better from a Senior Member.
SnakeEyes
Lighten up, jeez! I'm not trying to make enemies here! If you expecting a Senior Member such as me to have no sense of humor then that's your problem.
§pearhead
Don't pull the 'I've been here longer than you so I can do w/e I want' thing
really annoying...
Emperor Revan
That's no moon, it's a pie.
No wait, just wishful thinking I guess, my bad.
darth-yoda
obi:thats no moon its the crsytalezed tear of a wallrus
Han: its a what now????
Lord Ganon
That's no moon, it's a melon.
Emperor Revan
Obi: That's no moon, it's a planet.
Luke: Wow, that's a really small planet. I was worried there for a sec.
Darth Travizzle
That's no moon, it's your mom!
Lord Ganon
Ahem!
Originally posted by Lord Ganon
Well lets play a game where we insert a word after the words, "That's no moon, it's ........" Well lets start.
That's no moon, it's your mom. -Lord Ganon
Your name at the end is just extra.
Darth_Glentract
That's no moon, it's a space station.
Awww. They already used it.
Haha!
That's no moon, it's a battle station.
General Zodiac
Obi: That's no moon, it's a battle station.
Glentract: Hey! You stole mine.
(Force Choke)
Glentract Dies.
Obi: As I was saying. That's no moon, it's a battle station.
(No offinse Darth_Glentract)
Lord Ganon
That's no moon, it's a X-box.
LordSorgo
Originally posted by Emperor Revan
That's no moon, it's a pie.
No wait, just wishful thinking I guess, my bad.
You Thief! The Pie was my idea!
"That's no Moon, it's a Wethers Original!"
Vader'sgurl
Obi: thats no moon its a BIG MOLDY PANCAKE! Luke:COOL! Han: Fly away! Fly away! Oh no! we cant! its sucking us in with its MOLDY POWER!!!!!!!!!!!...... Ahem Im sorry I have a thing about moldy pancakes.
Vader'sgurl
is any one still on!?
Master Fisto
-Ben: That's no moon...it's a goyder...
-Han: Holy Crap
Emperor Revan
Originally posted by LordSorgo
You Thief! The Pie was my idea!
"That's no Moon, it's a Wethers Original!"
Sorry, but you hadn't posted it yet so I did.
Obi: That's no moon, it's a tennis ball.
Han: A tennis ball? How could that be a threat--
*Gigantic dog comes and grabs Death Star in its mouth*
Luke: HOLY CRAP!!
Obi: Turn the ship around.
Han: Uh, yeah, I think you're right.
Lord Ganon
That's no moon, it's Bill Gates.
Antillies
OBI WAN:thats no moon its, whait it is no moon!!
HAN:it is no moon?!
OBI WAN:no it is something on the window.....
General Zodiac
Obi: That's no moon...the moon is over their.
Han: So what is it?
Obi: .....I dunno. A station or something.
Han: You're so much help.
Obi: thank you.
Han: ...
ChaoticReign
Thats no moon...its oprah winfreys ass.
General Zodiac
Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Ones
obi: thats no moon, its...........some big thing thats planet sized.
Han:.....................can you believe we thought this guy would help us?
Emperor Revan
Obi: That's no moon, it's... wait,.... what were we talking about again?
Han: Old senile fool...
Darth Teeron
Thats No Moon, It's.... MOM?!
McCusto
That's no moon, it's an onion!
Lord Ganon
That's no moon, it's Sony's ego.
Emperor Revan
That's no moon, it's... it's... no wait, it is a moon.
darth-yoda
thtas no moon its bill gates pocket
General Zodiac
Ben: That's no moon............LINE!
George: It's a Battle Station.
Ben: What!? This movie sucks. It won't last a week. Bet you their won't be 1 sequel.
20 years later
STAR WARS EPISODE I THE PHANTOM MEANCE
George: What was that you said 20 years ago?
Ben: Nothing. You said it won't do well.
Emperor Revan
lol, I bet if anyone passed up the opportunity to be in A new Hope they're kicking themselves pretty hard today.
General Zodiac
Very very hard.
Tulak Hord
That's no moon....it's a prop for a Bon Jovi Concert.
Luke: Han! Fly away quickly!
Han: Yeah, before it's too late.
*Music starts playing*
Han: They've got us in their musical tractor beam!
Vader: Noooooooooooooooooooooo
Emperor Revan
Obi: That's no moon, it's Godzilla!
Han: Tokyo is doomed!
Lord Ganon
That's no moon, it's your head.
Tulak Hord
(If the Death Star was built by Mon Calimari)
Ben: That's no moon...that's a Blitzball. (For those who've played Final Fantasy 10)
Nai Fohl
Ben: That's no moon...it's George Lucas bank. They just build it to store all the money in it that he made with the films, the merchandize and all that stuff. It's filled with 100 $ notes.
Han: What the hell ? He payed me 20,000 $ to act in this movie and makes that kind of money with it ?
Luke: You got 20,000 $ ? He gave me a lollipop and now I have to run around here with that bad excuse for a hairstyle. And you have all the funny lines in that script !
Ben: Better turn the ship and fly away.
Han: Impossible. They just got us with their "Fulfill your contracts or we'll sue you for everything you have"-tractor beam.
Luke: Oh..great...we're doomed.
C3-PO: That's MY line.
Ben, Han, Luke simultaniously: SHUT THE **** UP !
Emperor Revan
7/8 smilies agree that the last one should be shot.
Tangible God
That's no moon...it's Ms. Winfrey
General Zodiac
ROTS line:
Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
El_NINO
Obi: Thats no moon... this is a moon!
Han: Thats not a moon
Obi: Oh... I see youve played moon, planet before eh!
General Zodiac
Ben: That's no moon, it's a battle station.
Han: No way it's too big.
Ben: hmm...you're right. When was the last time you washed the window. Here let me get it. (Ignites lightsaber)
Han: What are you...(window breaks and Han flies off into space)
DarthGenises
Thats no moon its antifreeze
DarthBrenda
Thats no moon, its Jar Jar.
Han: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chewie get us out of here now!
Holifyre
It's no moon, It's a brewing factory.
Darth_Rankkor
Ben: That's no moon ... it's a huge round fake t*t
Han: Shut up you perv. don't you see it's a c*nt?
Ben: NO ...
ZAAPPPP
Luke uses his new lightsaber and cuts both heads off - So, what do you see chewie?
Chewie (sweating)- - ROFOOFFOOFO (translating = nothing??)
Luke: that's more like it
Falcon crashes against death star
jaden101
*aaaatttccchoooo....a blip...a big shiny blip...and its slowly moving south"
..hotshots rules
Holifyre
Why is that moon playing guitar?
Darth_Rankkor
what's a guitar? LOLOL (just kidding)
Lord Ganon
That's no moon, it's your ass.
Darth_Frobo
That's no moon, it's a garden gnome.
darth-yoda
Han: Chewie i tolfd you not to take us to the garden center
SLAP!!!!!!
chewie:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Han: now chewie to B n Q i need a new drill to fix this pule of crap
Sith-Nerd
thats no moon its a wokkie terd!
chewie:" roar! haha roar! "
General Zodiac
Ben: That's no moon...it's...it's....it's...
It's not the east or the west side.
Luke: No it's not.
Ben:It's not the north or the south side.
Luke: No it's not.
Ben: It's the Dark side.
Luek: You are correct.
Keep frontin' the Empire
To all you Vader-haters out there, we'll blow your planet up!
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