Walker Texas Ranger vs. Dirty Harry vs. The Blues Brothers

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Cosmo Kramer
Who will win between these foes in the following:

1. Race Around the World

2. A game of hide and seek

3. A bakeoff

4. Cagefight where anything goes

5. Swimsuit competition

You better respond or else....ill be really cranky

Cosmo Kramer
Come on and respond you know you want to!

xmarksthespot
laughing

Walker Texas Ranger does infomercials now.

Cosmo Kramer
Awwaaaah!

Cosmo Kramer
Thus making this fight very inappropriate. I love it!

colossus17
dosent walker have a healing factor on par with wolverines...i mean like the guy gets blown up, shot stabbed.and at the next episode he is all healthy....

Cosmo Kramer
Yeah but he is not as lucky as the Blues Brothers and isnt as Dirty as Dirty Harry.

xmarksthespot
Race around the world goes to WTR cos all those abmachine infomercials make him fit.
Bakeoff goes to the Blues Brothers but I can't say why... it'd be sad.
Cage fight goes to Dirty Harry cos he's feeling lucky.
Dunno about the other contests.

Cosmo Kramer
Indeed this would be quite a battle.

EvilCap America
1 Race around the World-Blues Bros.Easily.They outraced the entire Chicago ploice force national guard and Princess Leia.Dirty Harry hasent displayed much more than roof-top chase ability and Walker Texas Ranger is too wooden to move

2 Game of Hide n Seek-Blues Bros. again.Dirty Harry and Walker dont know how to be inconspicuous meanwhile the Blues Bros are perfectly outfitted for stealth

3 Bake off-Dirty Harrys baking skills are very underrated and he wins this one imo.Walker would punch the pastries and be DQed and a certain blues Bros will eat everything they prodcue

4 Cage match-Blues Bros. again.They are technically at a disadvantage against these 2 pro BUT they outnumber them AND they have the greatest back-up of all.....GOD!

5 Swimsuit competition-The only losers here are the judges.3 way loss

Overall winner-Jake and Elwood Blues with a 3-1-1 record

Cosmo Kramer
Originally posted by EvilCap America
1 Race around the World-Blues Bros.Easily.They outraced the entire Chicago ploice force national guard and Princess Leia.Dirty Harry hasent displayed much more than roof-top chase ability and Walker Texas Ranger is too wooden to move

2 Game of Hide n Seek-Blues Bros. again.Dirty Harry and Walker dont know how to be inconspicuous meanwhile the Blues Bros are perfectly outfitted for stealth

3 Bake off-Dirty Harrys baking skills are very underrated and he wins this one imo.Walker would punch the pastries and be DQed and a certain blues Bros will eat everything they prodcue

4 Cage match-Blues Bros. again.They are technically at a disadvantage against these 2 pro BUT they outnumber them AND they have the greatest back-up of all.....GOD!

5 Swimsuit competition-The only losers here are the judges.3 way loss

Overall winner-Jake and Elwood Blues with a 3-1-1 record

LOL!!! Thanks that was ****ing hilarious.

Cosmo Kramer
But we all know that The Blues Brothers take the swimsuit competition.

golem370
All would fall to Bruce

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