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i cannot picture anakin and padme in bed having sex. does he even know how?

LUKE AND LEIA... enough said

*edit* and even if Anakin is a whinny little pussy, I would imagine any Jedi would be mad good in bed. They can read emotions, move at super speeds, contort their bodies and perform acrobatics if necessary. Come on, Jedi's would be an AWESOME LAY. I bet padme is the most sexually satisfied women in the galaxy... He could force choke her clit from accross the room and make her cum if he wanted. Think about it....

NO... she had twins!!!!!!!! they were in the same bed together in the movie

Originally posted by Dark Thor
i cannot picture anakin and padme in bed having sex. does he even know how?

No, obi wan did it for him...

thanks pr

Originally posted by Dark Thor
thanks pr

sorry, but seriously...

its a silly question... i know anakin looks so awkward, but im sure padme helped him...

no hard feelings...

honestly, i cant picture anakin and padme having sex.

Originally posted by Vanquish
LUKE AND LEIA... enough said

*edit* and even if Anakin is a whinny little pussy, I would imagine any Jedi would be mad good in bed. They can read emotions, move at super speeds, contort their bodies and perform acrobatics if necessary. Come on, Jedi's would be an AWESOME LAY. I bet padme is the most sexually satisfied women in the galaxy... Think about it....

Err a bit graphic for a PG 13 board.. but yes i would imagine all of that is true .. why do you think fangirls are so insane for them ?

Originally posted by Dark Thor
honestly, i cant picture anakin and padme having sex.

i think its more not wanting to than not being able to...

ladies... seriously... jedi's are not interested in such earthly pleasures... still... i'll bet yoda is a player...

Ah screw the kids. They're the reason we have Jar Jar binks and the Ewoks don't forget

sorry babe.. its long been rumored that one of the reasons Obi is so calm & collected is that he engages regulaly in his own gratification with various galaxy members.. remember only ATTACHMENT is forbidden not pleasure

Originally posted by bilb
sorry babe.. its long been rumored that one of the reasons Obi is so calm & collected is that he engages regulaly in his own gratification with various galaxy members.. remember only ATTACHMENT is forbidden not pleasure

damn you and your logic...

Originally posted by Dark Thor
honestly, i cant picture anakin and padme having sex. then don't




and this thread is hilarious lol

*backs away from unwelcoming ep3 area*

if i was anakin she wouldnt be

Originally posted by Clovie
then don't




and this thread is hilarious lol

*backs away from unwelcoming ep3 area*

This thread does indeed make me giggle

Yes, Padme and Anakin had sex. That's generally how a girl becomes pregnant.

Originally posted by Dark Thor
honestly, i cant picture anakin and padme having sex.

Anakin uses force speed to hump her faster

Bloody great thread

This thread is utter lunacy. rofl

Vanguish, this is a PG-13 forum, watch how graphic you get. That goes for everybody. Keep it PG-13 and we will let this thread live for a good laugh.

I know exactly when Anakin and Padme had sex...seriously

FIRST they called the stork lol

This is where R2D2 came in handy.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
This is where R2D2 came in handy.

CLONE WARS: CHAPTER 22

O...k...

In ep. 2 when she and Anakin our on Naboo frollicing in the fields she says she f*cked some artist guy named Paelo.

Could this lead to the next Star Wars movie?

Episode 7:

Luke: "Hey dad, tell me about mom"

Ghost Ani: "Well, she was very beautiful, kind, but sa....."

Luke: "Yeah, I know about that bit"

Ghost Ani: "Well, she had a tight a..."

*Anakin is interrupted again by a knock on the door*

Luke: "Yes who is it?"

*Guys bursts in*

Guy: "Hola! It is me! Paolo!"

Luke: "............"

Anakin: "Son of a bit..."

Paolo: "Anakin never told you what happened to your father....."

Luke: "He told me enough. He told me he was my daddy."

Paolo: "No, I am your father."

Luke: "Noooooo! Noooooo!"

Anakin: "Nooooooooooooo!"

Obi-Wan: "Oh for crying out loud GET OVER IT"

Oh god, not Paolo!

Appologies to the kids... I see the world through X rated eyes

lol!

This thread is funny...

Paolo sounds like krammer from Seinfield

I believe Jar Jar took her virginity....but just think aboot it that tounge can make a girl go "oh yes...that's nice....that's the spot....uhhhhh"

thats just soo wrong on soo many levels

but quite funny

haha, obviously Anakin and Padme had sex, I mean, You have to in order to have kids

oddly enough Anakin is the exception to this rule...

Originally posted by bilb
thats just soo wrong on soo many levels



What?...that I mixed Star Wars with Family Guy....forgive me for that....
<-----there's the tounge

no that you would have me imaginge Jar Jar using his tongue in such a way *shudder*

y do u think jar jars always happy in episode II and hes always in padmes apartment and she gave him the chance to represent her while she was away because of his performance

but still the tongue thing was just wrong lol

Beacuse Jar Jar is a ***.. why the **** not?! And the whole Anakin And Padame thig is Hilarious.

if i was anakin i would be in the sack everynight with padme damn im jealous of anakin

anyway how did u know when they had sex gunship pilot

... BEACUSE SHE WAS PREGNANT.

Luve the episodeVII skit that is perfect good thinking that would be a great signature... I'll do that if you don't mind Superfly.

This skit is messed up but a good laugh lol!!!

hystericalhystericalhystericalhystericalhysterical

just for fun, i'll say, yes. she is a virgin. now we can try to imagine how anakin used the force to knock her up.

Heh...

wow mysterio yoda looks black in ur signature pic.

Originally posted by mysterio69
just for fun, i'll say, yes. she is a virgin. now we can try to imagine how anakin used the force to knock her up.
He can't! As palps said, only darth Pleighis could do that. And he's just a legend.

is that how you spell his name?

Originally posted by Boris
Oh god, not Paolo!

I'm back. BTW You mean Palo , don't mess with Italian names.

Originally posted by Darth_fury
anyway how did u know when they had sex gunship pilot

Tsk Tsk Tsk.. and you call yourself a fanboy.. pfft! Do you not analyze the ever loving hell out of everything in Star Wars!! Good God man!

Because there was a 2 second shot in the CW series when Anakin comes back from fighting & Padme sees his scar for the first time .. pans out to the coruscant skyline & we see the lights from her apartment go out.. THATS the conception of Luke & Leia.. in comic form.. kinda creepy in a way actually

i think padme cheated on anakin with Obi

oh no not THAT one again!!

we all know Obi was too suave to go for her high & mighty ass!

Perhaps.......but you gotta love that ass, high and mighty as it may be!

Yes Obi and Padme had sex, remember Anakin's vision? The vision wasn't showing Padme dying, it was showing her moaning!

Originally posted by AnakinDayWalker
Yes Obi and Padme had sex, remember Anakin's vision? The vision wasn't showing Padme dying, it was showing her moaning!


Then what was Obi-Wan doing in it then?


Oh wait....

Nevermind I asked.

ahhh.. thats why obi wanted to go to tattoine with Luke...LOL!!

And why he sidetracked that vader was his "father"..LMAO!

Originally posted by FallenForever
is that how you spell his name?

plagueis

this is hilarious

yeah it is

Originally posted by Darth Plagueis
Perhaps.......but you gotta love that ass, high and mighty as it may be!










No , No i dont.. I'll leave that to all you fanboys while I contemplate the aforementioned vairous uses of 'the force' by Obi & Ani droolio

I still think it was yoda......you remember when he sees her and says something like "Again seeing you is good to I think" or whatever the green little goblin usually say......they had sex......believe me

eeewwwww

Now Yoda is the most powerful Jedi at the time... but

who the fu&^ would want to fu#@ that green bugger's little shrieveled out cocktail I mean come on... that's just stupid...

Originally posted by Shirotakahashi
Now Yoda is the most powerful Jedi at the time... but

who the fu&^ would want to fu#@ that green bugger's little shrieveled out cocktail I mean come on... that's just stupid...
Padme would....never heard of Jedi Mind tricks?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
This thread is utter lunacy. rofl

Vanguish, this is a PG-13 forum, watch how graphic you get. That goes for everybody. Keep it PG-13 and we will let this thread live for a good laugh.


You say to keep this thread PG-13, and you got an avatar of Stewie sucking on Peter? Some mod you are

heh yodas a pimp lol

No... Yoda's a playa!

Originally posted by Dark Thor
i cannot picture anakin and padme in bed having sex. does he even know how?

Surely you jest!

I can picture me and Padme in bed but not Anakin with her

discoball
karen lavalampen__002"...oh Yoda...your place is the schniznit.."

karenyoda"Hook up with me...you must..."

devalion"...hook up with you, I must..."

Pimp Daddy!!yoda

I will never look a lava lamp the same way again

banned

police watch what we say in this thread you guys should

I think They had Casual Sex alot really, Anakin was always gone away and Padme needs it bad all the time..

uh..... he-lo-oo? they had kids? how else did that happen without them having sex? besides they're husband and wife.

^^^^
omg, its a animorph fan! I remember loving that series. I never liked andalites, though. Always so uppity.

Originally posted by pr1983
i think its more not wanting to than not being able to...

ladies... seriously... jedi's are not interested in such earthly pleasures... still... i'll bet yoda is a player...




nooo jedi's i want pleasure. did u see anakin in 3 how he was kissing and looking at padme??? lol he definatley was......u get what i mean lol

i think a more interesting question would be, was padme a virgin before Anakin?

nope. obi-wan tapped her ass like a keg. they made it seem like they hadn't seen each other in years in AOTC, but i'm sure obi-wan stopped by naboo once in a while. they just had to keep up appearances. obi-wan's a champ.

Originally posted by mysterio69
nope. obi-wan tapped her ass like a keg. they made it seem like they hadn't seen each other in years in AOTC, but i'm sure obi-wan stopped by naboo once in a while. they just had to keep up appearances. obi-wan's a champ.

Damn straight! The twins are probably Obi's chilren and the whole thing of convincing Vader and the Emperor that Luke was Vader's son was part of Kenobi and Yoda's elaborate ruse that became the "Revenge of the Jedi"<--------(which by the way, was the original working title for "Return of the Jedi" + = Obiwan and Padme

And no Padme wasn't a cherry before Anakin, Capt. Panaka was hittin' it when ever he was off duty.

Ha you guys make me a laugh.(in a good way). Uhh... yeah i must ask this person who started this thread has he any rational thought at all? Every single person has sex imprinted in their minds when they are born, no matter if you are a giggolo, pimp, prostitute, karma sutra guru, monk or anything along these minds. Its human(primal) instinct! so yeah they'd of course be going at it like rabbits just after AOTC before Anakin had to goto clone wars. He saw her the odd time and got the old tap here and there which got her preggies.

DD Out

lmfao this is hilarious

Originally posted by ShadowKing
discoball
karen lavalampen__002"...oh Yoda...your place is the schniznit.."

karenyoda"Hook up with me...you must..."

devalion"...hook up with you, I must..."

Pimp Daddy!!yoda



Great stuff... lol

Originally posted by Vanquish
Ah screw the kids. They're the reason we have Jar Jar binks and the Ewoks don't forget

the ewoks are kool, but i agree jar jar sucks

Jar Jar was made to make people feel better about themselves.

Originally posted by Shirotakahashi
Now Yoda is the most powerful Jedi at the time... but

who the fu&^ would want to fu#@ that green bugger's little shrieveled out cocktail I mean come on... that's just stupid...


LMAO!!! ROFL!!

Originally posted by Dark Thor
i cannot picture anakin and padme in bed having sex. does he even know how?

This is so irrelevant to Star Wars saga..I just had to reply.

How can she be a virgin and had babies.

I do agree with the Obi Wan theory - Padme and Obi did it

Originally posted by General Zodiac
Jar Jar was made to make people feel better about themselves.


Yeah, after seeing Ep 1, I felt a lot smarter. And after 2, when he gave Palps emergancy powers, I felt like a genius.

man o man guy who made this thread i got one word for you do you watch star wars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel Jar Jar and who ever made this thread need to be given awards for makeing me feel like a real genius.

starwars_012
"My mother was not a virgin you feckin' white-suited freaks! That's why she had 'hand' maidens. Now take me to the detention center!"

lmfao

maybe it wuz a gangbang wit yoda, anakin and obi lol

Originally posted by ShadowKing
starwars_012
"My mother was not a virgin you feckin' white-suited freaks! That's why she had 'hand' maidens. Now take me to the detention center!"

Originally posted by bilb
Tsk Tsk Tsk.. and you call yourself a fanboy.. pfft! Do you not analyze the ever loving hell out of everything in Star Wars!! Good God man!

Because there was a 2 second shot in the CW series when Anakin comes back from fighting & Padme sees his scar for the first time .. pans out to the coruscant skyline & we see the lights from her apartment go out.. THATS the conception of Luke & Leia.. in comic form.. kinda creepy in a way actually





Do you have a gif of this I havent seen it

NM I just watched it on SW.com

gangbangers lol

Blib is right, I was about to say the same thing. It is in chapter 22 of Clone Wars, Anakin has come back from the war, and when Padme removes his hood, you see the scar, then all of a sudden it cuts away to their apartment, and you see the light go off. It is pretty much impled that Anakin and Padme get it on.

lol r u sure yoda and obi were 2

sysph

Man This fourm was HILLARIUS, Though I am suprised that it survived.

Padme and Obi had tha sax... WOO!

She luv him long time.

yes ser

they got it on all night long lol

I'm sorry, but if Anakin were my husband and he looked at me and touched my face like he did Padme's in III when he was assuring her that he was alright, he woulda been had right there on the red carpet...whether he wanted it or not!!

Yes padme is a virgin

Anakin mistaked a hand maiden for Padme and knocked her up. Padme had really died at Mustafar, the hand maiden gave birth to twins.

I can't believe this thread is six pages.

......anyways.. omg ru guys serious!!?? u think that padme and ob1.... omg... over anakin??? no way. k i'm done

Obi-Wan's a sly dog...

Originally posted by Dark Thor
i cannot picture anakin and padme in bed having sex. does he even know how?
To ti je bre neka tajna veza.(it is a sickret relationship)

hit the nail on the head, there. yes sir.

True dat. When they met in TPM, Ani was only 9. You do the math...Obi was the likely candidate.

obi-wan is a player!

Originally posted by tlbauerle
I can't believe this thread is six pages.

i can.....its hillarious

anakin uses "force hump"

oops, did i ssay anakin, i meant obi-wan

Ever heard of "editing a post"?

Originally posted by muserke
Ever heard of "editing a post"?

it was a joke, stupid

I meant you can edit your posts in one post so that you don't make triple posts, stupid.

i know what you meant ,stupid

So posting a triple post is a joke to you?

this is a waste...nothing good id happening....this should go to hell

Everything posted in this thread is crap. Just let it die...

no ur crap dis is funny

I'm crap?
Put a sock in it.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
This is where R2D2 came in handy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/long_forsaken/funny%20shit/vinegarstrokes.jpg

Originally posted by Ani's Girl
I'm sorry, but if Anakin were my husband and he looked at me and touched my face like he did Padme's in III when he was assuring her that he was alright, he woulda been had right there on the red carpet...whether he wanted it or not!!



I say "amen" to that!

Oh my God!

Lol.

thats just sooo very wrong

wow...obscene AND racist

What the hell is going on in here?!

Barka that is gross....eek

put a sock in wut a sissy ass come back

Stunna, shush. No need for that.

how is this 7 pages!?

Time to pull the plug.