Order 66

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AnakinDayWalker
So if Order 66 is when the clone troopers are ordered to kill the jedi's, what was the Order 1-65?

I AM JEDI
i have no idea was that in the movie??

kremzike
Maybe we should list them all. I'll start.

Order 1 - Scrape the bottom of the barrel for thread topics

preysin
order 66 make palpatine emperor

THEJEDIMASTER
order 2 - go hump some jedis

Darth Zenemij
order 3 - steal credits

McCusto
Order 4- Jump out the Door stick out tongue

AmrothSkywalker
Order 5- Cook the Chancellor's favorite breakfeast every morning and have it delivered to his office

Darth Zenemij
((lol))

order 65 make sure lord vaders mask is clean

commander gree
Originally posted by AnakinDayWalker
So if Order 66 is when the clone troopers are ordered to kill the jedi's, what was the Order 1-65? where did you here order 1-65

Darth_Rankkor
Never heard of such thing

DenKi
Order 6: Take a Jedi out on a date

U Neek
Order 7: Help Yoda with the shopping.

DenKi
Order 8: Play Poker With Obiwan and Cheat!

Ani's Girl
Order 9: Do Jedi mind tricks on Jar Jar to convince him to kill himself smile

ShadowKing
Order 10 - After a hard days training - fighting19fighting20fighting18

bust outta that uniform star-wars-smiley-008

and throw a Clone party!

discoball


party22

Darth Nauj
Order 11- Clean R2 and C3P0

chubbychipmunk
i don't know, i don't thing lucas would add all that stuff in there, he didn't really need any of the orders accept for order 66 u know wut i'm mean? yes

Sith-Nerd
Originally posted by Darth Zenemij
((lol))

order 65 make sure lord vaders mask is clean
that would be order 67

Sith-Nerd
order 12- anakin, go do it with padme so you can have luke/leia

Darth Zenemij
Originally posted by Sith-Nerd
that would be order 67


Oh, I wasm't sure always got that one mixed up



Order 12 make sure master yoda takes his meds every day.


((surprised that this thread hasen't got closed allready))

Sith-Nerd
i know, im suprised it hasnt closed yet either, its a very pointless thread

ILoveHayden
order 13- anakin, do me all day and all night! lol

newjak86
order 14-wash the deathstar

kalsemo
Originally posted by Sith-Nerd
order 12- anakin, go do it with padme so you can have luke/leia

hehehehehe Happy Dance laughing Happy Dance laughing Happy Dance laughing

Ani's Girl
Order 69 - oh, you figure it out, and while you're at it, order me one too wink

masterkit
I just thought they used order 66 cuz it sounded cool.

Captain REX
Originally posted by Ani's Girl
Order 69 - oh, you figure it out, and while you're at it, order me one too wink

That's awfully suggestive... whistle stick out tongue

Order 66 is just some number Lucas came up with, probably a sort of reference to the number of the Beast (666, ya know?) because Palpatine personifies evil and the clones do his evil bidding of wiping out all that is good.

So who cares about the other Orders? stick out tongue

ShadowKing
Order 15 - try out new weapons pillowfight

THEJEDIMASTER
order 16 - use the pillows instead of guns

Red Superfly
Order 17 - Steal Underpants.

Darth Zenemij
Order 19 Profit!

Red Superfly
Order 18 is still under consideration lol.

newjak86
I don't know that but I know what order 100 is
Order 100-Go jump off a cliff

Darth Zenemij
((damn south park and their underpant stealing gnomes))

order 32 ensure that vaders breathing is going off normally

kremzike
Order 20 - get drunk and post on a message board when you get home.

Moff jango
Order 21: Shoot some droids after u took a pee. AND don't forget ur gun!

Lord Mader
Order 23: Don't tell Padme your a Woman

Darth Nauj
Order 24: Clean up the wookies mess

Darth Zenemij
Order 22 learn how to count!

Darth Nauj
Order 25: Activate Droids

AmrothSkywalker
Order 26: Activate really funny droid voices for Dooku's death

Darth Nauj
Order 26: Activate GG Cough

ShadowKing
Order 27: Start an argument, tell Clone 23983 he's ugly.

Darth Nauj
Order 28: Put funky hair dues on Padame

ShadowKing
Order 29: 739,000 Nerfburgers...to go.

6 with mustard

Captain REX
Order 30: /kill dr01dn00b$

ArynCrinn
People... I'm sure the other orders were simply military orders...
but anyway... this is pretty cool

Captain REX
More pointless than cool, but whatever... big grin

ShadowKing
Until GL or EU gives us the first 65, this will have to do. wink

kremzike
Order 31: Thank Kremzike for starting this stupid ass list and turning this dumb and meaningless thread into simply a dumb thread. big grin

Captain REX
Order 32: Mark Kremzike down as an Enemy of the Republic as a test run for Order 66... stick out tongue

kremzike
laughing

Darth Nauj
Order 33: luke I am your father

Captain REX
Order 34: Order 33 made no flippin' sense since Luke isn't born yet... stick out tongue

kremzike
That was Out Of Order 33, I guess.

Order 35: Do not get freaked out when you see another clone without his helmet. It is not a mirror. He is not you. You're not having an out of body experience. he has not stolen your soul. He ain't heavy. He's your brother.

Next Venom_girl
Why not Order 666?

kremzike
Because this thread would take forever if GL did it that way.

newjak86
Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Why not Order 666?
Becasue then imagine how long this thread would be.

ShadowKing
Order 36: "Wipe them out...all of them"




Create Clone exterminator service marketing campaign

Zeb
Originally posted by AnakinDayWalker
So if Order 66 is when the clone troopers are ordered to kill the jedi's, what was the Order 1-65?

Hopefuly ware they kill Jar Jar. wink big grin

tpaquin
Order 37: Eat a taco

kremzike
Order 38: Make a bowel movement

Tulak Hord
Order 39: Pizzas.

ShadowKing
Order 40: Beer run beer

Darth Nauj
Oder 41: Hold me like you did on the lake of naboo

Captain REX
Order 42: Develop a hate for sand and like for podracing to flatter Anakin so that he'll be more likely to join the Emp...I mean...Chancellor...

kremzike
Order 43: Always ask for identification when questioning locals, and do not let them move along until you've seen it.

kalsemo
When I just looked at this thread, I noticed there were 66 replies..... hehehe. Well I just ruined that by making it 67. It could've lasted only so long........ Captain Rex shoulda gotten a prize for being the 66th poster of this thread about order 66... you know, like at stores when all the confetti and baloons drop for being the millionth customer??.....

allright, I'll shut up already..... stick out tongue

kalsemo
Oops kremzike beat me to 67 at the last split second... so the above was #68....

Darth Nauj
Order 44: teach yoda to speak backwards

Moff jango
yeah right

Darth Nauj
Order 45: every single jedi is know an enemy of the republic

Darth Nhilus
yo people, order 66 was the jedi order. The 66th jedi order ever made. That is why he told that it was time to execute order 66.

kremzike
Order 46: When manning your post and you hear a sound in the distance, disregard it as nothing and remain at your post. Do not investigate further, and under no circumstances should you think that it might have been a Jedi mind trick.

kremzike
Order 47: Do not abandon a mission until it has been completed.

In other words, WE'VE ONLY GOT 20 MORE ORDERS TO GO PEOPLE! 18 now, really. 48-65. Don't let the concept die.

Darth Nauj
Order 48: Activate the shields

Captain REX
Order 49: Give Rex his prize for being 66th poster in the Order 66 thread...?

kremzike
Order 50: Command a sanitation unit to clean up the mess made after you... take care of Captain Rex by giving him his prize... the second test run of Order 66.

You didn't think i'd be the only test, did you?

InsaneNoodlyGuy
Order 51: This bobba Fett guy is really rubbing off on us the wrong way. Somebody think up a new helmet design.

Captain REX
Order 52: Make sure that Rex isn't killed in Order 49...

kremzike
Order 53: Program the VCR to tape the Emperor's favorite soap operas.

newjak86
Order 54: On second thought gonna head and make sure Rex dies.

Captain REX
Order 55: Cancel 54.

Lord Matreid
Order 56: Cancel 55, so REX does die...

Captain REX
Order 57: Cancel 55, and make sure there are no more cancellings.

Lord Matreid
Order 58: Cancel the no cancelling rule.

newjak86
Order 59: Don't get confused by Orders 49 through 58

THEJEDIMASTER
order 60: get the weapons ready to blow up the jedis.

garn
Order 69: Invade the Twi'leks' peaceful home planet.

I skipped 61-68. Do I get reprimanded by the moddy's for this?

Lord Matreid
Originally posted by garn
Order 69: Invade the Twi'leks' peaceful home planet.

I skipped 61-68. Do I get reprimanded by the moddy's for this?

Order 70: No skipping order's 61-68.

garn
Order 71: Ignore Order 70 and bring alcohol to the Twi'lek home planet invasion celebration.

kremzike
Originally posted by garn
Order 69: Invade the Twi'leks' peaceful home planet.

I skipped 61-68. Do I get reprimanded by the moddy's for this?

No, you just get called an ass by me and get ignored after.

Order 61: No broccoli on Sundays

newjak86
Order 62: Brush your teeth before you go to bed.

garn
Order 63: Initiate Prot. Strat. Pltfm. 5576B/5593B - XDelta08 Squad. Kihhoitt Sys.

Lord Matreid
Order 64: Prepare a steak dinner for Palps.

garn
Order 65: Prepare a fried fish dinner for Palps (the steak was overcooked). Oh, and he needs another pillow and some more towels.

Captain REX
Order 66: KILL THE JEDI!

Sha-BAM!

Lana
Order 67: Smack Rex over the head with a book stick out tongue

Captain REX
Order 68: eek!

Lana
Order 72: bang break Rex's brain!

(inside joke, guys)

laughing

The_Inevitable
Order 73: Make 700 pizzas and then start them on fire in front of a bunch poor starving people.

SW3HP4IJ4
Originally posted by The_Inevitable
Order 73: Make 700 pizzas and then start them on fire in front of a bunch poor starving people.

lol. That's cruel.

newjak86
Originally posted by Lana
Order 72: bang break Rex's brain!

(inside joke, guys)

laughing Order 74: Hand Lana a shoe

Captain REX
Order 75: Remember to post Order 69-71 somewhere...

ShadowKing
Order 71: Blaster practice...walls, doorframes, floors, ceilings...get (those sights fixed!)

InsaneNoodlyGuy
order 72: Some hackers have been coming in and changing the order logs. Find, torture and kill the lot of them.

Dark Thor
Order 76, make Aayla Secura's breasts bigger

ShadowKing
Order 77: Take pictures eek! eek!

Dark Thor
Order 78: Make out with Padme while Anakin is away

Dark Thor
Order 79: Destroy Gungan City
Order 80: Clean Darth Vader's suit

ShadowKing
Order 81: Put out the cat.

Stunrun
Order 82: Walk the dog

jabbar
Order 83: Search for Luke Skywalker, but don't go to the most likely place (Anakin's homeland of tatooine)

Stunrun
Order 84: Raid the Lars Homestead

ShadowKing
Order 85: Relax and have a cup of blue milk and blended veggy stew with Beru and Owen. Thank them for the hospitality, then blast them!

Stunrun
laughing

Order 86: Head on down to the Mos Eisley warehouse for some great bargains!eek!

kremzike
Order 87: Remind self and any troops under your command of Order 43.

Darth_Janus
Originally posted by Lil Krueger
So if Order 66 is when the clone troopers are ordered to kill the jedi's, what was the Order 1-65?

Here's more bad threadage from the master of nonsuspense, Lil Krueger!

Red Superfly
Order 88: Make some more orders.

Darth_Janus
Order 69: Clone trooper orgy.

Darth Windu
Order 70: Kill Yourself

Captain REX
Order 89: Back in number order, maggots!

Will-one Kenobi
Order 90- Do the Tango

Red Superfly
Order 91: Make sure orders 71 - 88 are done before you make Order 89.

Captain REX
Order 92: Make sure you read the last page of orders, because they're there. stick out tongue

Darth_Janus
Order 93: Beat Lil Krueger with soap in a sock.

FistoFan
They just called it Order 66. There was no Order 1-65

Darth_Janus
Order 94: Learn humor and sarcasm.

Sesse
Actually there is a code.
Every code has 3 numbers in it:

first digit:
0 = Everybody
1 = Nearest units (this depends of the third digit!)
2 = Selected unit
3 = Nobody
4 = (Drill) no real execution.

second:
0: report in
1: wait
....
6: engage

third:
0: Nobody
1: Separatists.
...
6: The Jedi.

To make it harder for droids to break the code, they often leave 0's away from the message. And should the second digit be 0 or similar action, which needs no object, the last digit is left out as well as it can't contain any meaningful information.

So order: "ALL, ENGAGE, THE JEDI" is typed: 066 -> 66

That was exactly what palpatine was watching, when Anakin stormed in to report about Obi Wan's findings. Palps was looking for right digits, which to send when the time would come...

Obi wan Kenobi called me last night and told this...

Darth_Janus
WTF?

Apex512
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
WTF?

I agree.

Sarcasm shouldn't be this thorough.

Captain REX
That actually makes some sense, which means somebody has too much time on their hands. *shrug*

Stunrun
Originally posted by Sesse
Actually there is a code.
Every code has 3 numbers in it:

first digit:
0 = Everybody
1 = Nearest units (this depends of the third digit!)
2 = Selected unit
3 = Nobody
4 = (Drill) no real execution.

second:
0: report in
1: wait
....
6: engage

third:
0: Nobody
1: Separatists.
...
6: The Jedi.

To make it harder for droids to break the code, they often leave 0's away from the message. And should the second digit be 0 or similar action, which needs no object, the last digit is left out as well as it can't contain any meaningful information.

So order: "ALL, ENGAGE, THE JEDI" is typed: 066 -> 66

That was exactly what palpatine was watching, when Anakin stormed in to report about Obi Wan's findings. Palps was looking for right digits, which to send when the time would come...

Obi wan Kenobi called me last night and told this...

you keep on telling yourself thatyes














What the f**k?

kremzike
Maybe the thread can die now. It's been taken to the far extreme excesses of attempted comedy & sarcasm, and it certainly went farther than I would've though as it continued past 66. Maybe that... um... overly thought out post is the final nail in the coffin.

kalsemo
Originally posted by kremzike
Maybe the thread can die now. It's been taken to the far extreme excesses of attempted comedy & sarcasm, and it certainly went farther than I would've though as it continued past 66. Maybe that... um... overly thought out post is the final nail in the coffin.

I concur. I hope that by 100 it will be over....... and you are right, a lot of it is attempted sarcasm... some of the "orders" are genuinely funny but others just leave you scratching your head.

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