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When we last saw Access he thought he got rid of his evil future self, Dark Access, by amalgamating himself with him, in Unlimited Access #4. However, Dark Access is still very much alive, hidden in the Amalgam Universe which Dr. Strange had contained inside Access, in All Access #4. In this universe Dark Access has fallen under the influence of Thanoseid (Thanos + Darkseid), who has taken over the contained Amalgam Universe. Now, Thanoseid not only wants to take over both the Marvel Universe AND the DC Universe, but ALL PLANES OF REALITY!!! (including Hell). And the only way to break out of the Amalgam Universe contained in Access, is if Access chooses so.

Thanoseid has Dark Access de-amalgamate himself from Access making it possible for either one to take someone out of the contained Amalgam Universe. Dark Access and Thanoseid first travel to Hell in the Image Universe where they make a deal with Malebolgia saying that if he aids them in taking over all planes of reality he will be given great power.

Finally, Dark Access, Thanoseid, and Malebolgia travel to the Dark Horse Universe where Dark Access amalgamates an uncountable amount of Aliens and Predators to make a super-powerful Army of Alien-Predators!!!

It is up to Access to find a way to save ALL OF REALITY. So he is forced to work with Dr. Strangefate himself, who wants to take back his Amalgam Universe from Thanoseid, in order to do so. Who better for the job than Strangefate's posse, the most powerful "non-team" in all of existence:

THE OFFENDING SOCIETY!!!:
1. Dr. Strangefate (Dr. Strange + Dr. Fate + Professor X)
2. The Silver Racer (Silver Racer + Black Racer)
3. Aqua-Mariner (Namor + Aqauman)
4. Skulk (The Hulk + Solomon Grundy)
5. Vikki Valkyrie (Valkyrie (Brunhilde) + Vicki Vale)
6. Hawkhawk (Nighthawk + Hawkman)
7. Jade Nova (Nova+ Green Lantern (Kyle Rayner) + Nova)
8. White Witch (Scarlet Witch (before upgrade, obviously) + Zantanna)

Does the Offending Society pull it off, or is all of reality doomed to be ruled by the two most dreaded villains in existence????

oh man i cant edit!!!

well this is what i want instead of whats up there:
THE OFFENDING SOCIETY!!!:
1. Dr. Strangefate (Dr. Strange + Dr. Fate + Professor X)
2. The Silver Racer (Silver Racer + Black Racer)
3. Aqua-Mariner (Namor + Aqauman)
4. Skulk (The Hulk + Solomon Grundy)
5. Vikki Valkyrie (Valkyrie (Brunhilde) + Vicki Vale)
6. Hawkhawk (Nighthawk + Hawkman)
7.It seems as though the powerful Offending Society has recruited a new member! Access and The Offending Society have been traveling to the same places as Dark Access and Thanoseid and along the way to figure out ways to stop them. In Image they found Spawn, and in Dark Horse they found Hellboy; the ingredients to the Offenders' newest member: HELLSPAWN!!!

note that Jade Nova and White Witch arent there. . . and never were

ok dont even debate
just tell me how awesome the story is




.....it's because it looks sloppy because of the double post isnt it. . .

aw come on this is an epic!

so i got votes but no comments. . .

this is sad....

good story...I think the offending society can take on the alien predator army easily

The only way for them to win is with the power of Prof. Faternaut(Juggernaut+Professor X+Dr. Fate)

Dunno who Malebolgia is... Silver Racer and Doc Strangefate are insanely powerful and could likely take Thanoseid (hell, Strangefate might be able to do it...) Assuming Malebolgia can be at least stalemated by Silver Racer and another amalgam, the Offenders should win.

malebolgia is pretty much the devil in spawn continuity. . .

bump!!!