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I was at the zoo today and me and my mates had this discussion. I reckon I could take a Lama but one of my mates reckoned he could punch out a wildebeest in one go. What are your thoughts? One punch only remember.

With gloves, brass knuckles, boxing gloves, etc.?

Originally posted by amity75
I was at the zoo today and me and my mates had this discussion. I reckon I could take a Lama but one of my mates reckoned he could punch out a wildebeest in one go. What are your thoughts? One punch only remember.
Giraff... one punch to the balls and hes out

(notice how im going to stay away from this thread for a while because i failed to spell girraff correctly))

Has to be bare fist.

Probably a zebra.

I would rather hit a human being instead

human.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Probably a zebra. A few of us reckoned that today.

I'd say maybe a horse if I hit it full strength or a cow if I'm lucky. Hitting a giraffe on the balls sounds reasonable.

We get cheap shots? Okay, I'd say Gorilla then. Male.

Originally posted by amity75
A few of us reckoned that today.

Yeah, that's about as big an animal I think would drop from a punch from me, any bigger they'd probably just get pissed and trample me to death.

ohh theres an e in there.. yah i stick with punching a giraffe in the balls

an ostrich...

a squirrel (if I get lucky)

Elephant.....we all need a challenge now and then

No probelm

You bastard!

some type of Monkey.... maybe a kangaroo

http://www.antekprizering.com/kangaroojerryhryanpc.jpeg

A kangaroo would kick you in the balls and eat your liver.

Originally posted by Mist
A kangaroo would kick you in the balls and eat your liver.
I've seen that happen(except for the liver part) on America's Funniest Home Videos. It doesn't look pretty.

A raccoon Silly 'coon trix are for prostitutes and paying costumers!

Originally posted by Ronny
A raccoon Silly 'coon trix are for prostitutes and paying costumers!


My friend's knocked one unsconscious with a Cherry Bomb.

Stupid, i was kidding cry Racoons are our friends

One tore through my garbage....it's not MY friend.

But their babies are cute, at least.

Originally posted by DarkC
I've seen that happen(except for the liver part) on America's Funniest Home Videos. It doesn't look pretty.

Happens all the time

Do they have kangaroos in american zoos?

Originally posted by Mist
Happens all the time

Do they have kangaroos in american zoos?
I haven't seen one in Canada.



I just got reminded of the time where I saw a grizzly bear backing off from a bad tempered duck....again courtesy of AFV.

Originally posted by DarkC
I haven't seen one in Canada.



I just got reminded of the time where I saw a grizzly bear backing off from a bad tempered duck....again courtesy of AFV.

Canada would be too cold me thinks...

have to download that video

Nah I don't think it's online....but it was so hilarious.

hey man, 'coon is a racist word

I bet I can knock a monkey out.

Originally posted by baddspellahl4
hey man, 'coon is a racist word

Indeed.....

My friend uses it frequently...because his neighbours are ass.holes...

a lion. that's right. a ****in' lion.

I wouldn't punch an animal...

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I wouldn't punch an animal...
....unless it attacks me.

I'd take on a T-Rex.

















What, they dont exist?

Well arent they lucky they weasled outta that one...disgust

Mist.....

Originally posted by Mist
I'd take on a T-Rex.

















What, they dont exist?

Well arent they lucky they weasled outta that one...disgust

Originally posted by amity75
I was at the zoo today and me and my mates had this discussion. I reckon I could take a Lama but one of my mates reckoned he could punch out a wildebeest in one go. What are your thoughts? One punch only remember.

You watched Baddiel and Skinner... didn't you?

Originally posted by baddspellahl4
hey man, 'coon is a racist word

it's also a brand of cheese

http://www.renewal.org.au/cgregory/images/tasty.png
http://www.pikzern.com/images/catalogs/images/coon_tasty_1.gif
http://www.pikzern.com/images/catalogs/images/w4.gif

forrest: coons? when we used to get coons on the porch, mama'd just knock them off with a broom.

college guy: not racoons, you idiot, -expletive-!

that little exchange was from forrest gump. there's 2 ways to use the word coon. 1: to decribe an animal, or 2: to sound like a racist *******.

Originally posted by mysterio69
forrest: coons? when we used to get coons on the porch, mama'd just knock them off with a broom.

college guy: not racoons, you idiot, -expletive-!

that little exchange was from forrest gump. there's 2 ways to use the word coon. 1: to decribe an animal, or 2: to sound like a racist *******.

or 3.... when discussing cheese.....

Originally posted by Scoobless
http://www.renewal.org.au/cgregory/images/tasty.png
http://www.pikzern.com/images/catalogs/images/coon_tasty_1.gif
http://www.pikzern.com/images/catalogs/images/w4.gif

sorry...i forgot that. may i have some extra tasty coon, please?

i reckon a penguin

you'd hit a penguin? for shame. for shame.

i got bit by one!

I have actually ''knocked out'' a Emu before it tried to attack me so I panicked and snapped it a good one in the head,I think I hit it twice...Cant remember but it took about 5 minutes to get back up.The park rangers thought I killed it for a sec,I did not get in that much trouble,cause I were only 16 and it tried to bite me first.

I'm a lover, not a warrior diva

though i remember punching a fat guy's lights out in the 5th grade

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Scoobless
it's also a brand of cheese

http://www.renewal.org.au/cgregory/images/tasty.png
http://www.pikzern.com/images/catalogs/images/coon_tasty_1.gif
http://www.pikzern.com/images/catalogs/images/w4.gif which is why I'll never buy their schit

Originally posted by Wickerman
I'm a lover, not a warrior diva

though i remember punching a fat guy's lights out in the 5th grade

~wickerman~

your so hot

i have no idea

Just read the first post. Hahaha, a 'beest? Dude, those things struggle after crocodiles have tried to snap their necks.

I doubt a right hook is gonna do them harm.

Human, Camel, anything with a small and human like (size) skull.

-AC

Originally posted by amity75
I was at the zoo today and me and my mates had this discussion. I reckon I could take a Lama but one of my mates reckoned he could punch out a wildebeest in one go. What are your thoughts? One punch only remember. This was in 2005, but your friend would break his fist, piss the wildebeest off, and it would then proceed to brutally murder him.

A whalefish.

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A good sized house cat. I've done it before.