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A borgism a type of joke that usually follows the format of "I am (celebrety) of borg, you will be ________"


Examples
"I am Jesse Jackson of Borg. Resistance is moot."

"I am Ross Perot of Borg. Resistance is like trying to maintain your crops when you've got a swarm of locusts coming at you and flooding like we had in Iowa this year. There is just no way a farmer can stand against such great odds. That's the same way it'll be for you."

"I am Bush sr. of Borg. You will be assimilated into a kinder, gentler Borg."

"I am a salesman of Borg. You will buy Amway."

"I am Al Gore of Borg. You will be environated."

"I am Bill Clinton of Borg. You will be taximilated."

"Hi-ho! This is Kermit of Borg!"

"I am Homer simpson of Borg. You will be..... oooH! Doughnuts!"

"I am Heisenborg. You will probably be assimilated."

"I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated."

"I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be aswimiwated."

"I am Porky pig of Borg. You will be as-s-sim, as-s-sim, oh forget it".

"I am Hugh of Borg. We want to assimilate Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch."

"Yoda of Borg am I. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, I will."

"I am Pat Sajak of Borg. R_sist_nc_ is futil_."

"I am Alax Trebek of Borg. For $200, it starts with "R" and is futile."

"I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun."

"I am Kirk of Borg, I...WILL......assimilate....YOU"

"Daffy Duck of Borg "Yooouuuuuuuuuuu'rrrrrre Irrelivant!""

"Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant."

"Assimilate me tender" - Elvis of Borg.

"I am Muhammad of Borg. You will be Islamized!"

"We all sleep in a single subroutine". --The Borgtles, minus 2 of 4

"Elmer Fudd of Borg: Hunting wabbits is iwwelevant".

"I am Mr. Rogers of Borg, can you say assimilate?"

I don't get it.

But it's probably just me.

you said zOMG

OMG.

Your new butterfly theme is real bitching, Kor.

Thanks i did it all myself

i even took the picture shock

Yeah? The colors are real mellow.

Bitchin'!

What's the easiest way to make your own signature, btw?

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Yeah? The colors are real mellow.

Bitchin'!
Thanks yeah s'cooool

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
What's the easiest way to make your own signature, btw?

Not

huhrolleyes

Hamsters are the bane of jawas. Defend me, underlings!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Hamsters are the bane of jawas. Defend me, underlings!

What is thy pitty my master?

Um...

Oooteenie!

You mean the National Anthem

Yes, of course.

BTW, our other mortal enemy is the Kool-Aid man...


The product mascot of Kool-Aid is a gigantic anthropomorphic pitcher filled with some kind of anonymous red liquid (Maybe it's drugs, who knows?) that seemingly at random bursts through walls with complete disregard for human life, causing countless thousands of dollars in property damage, he then chuckles and utters his thought-terminating catchphrase 'Oh Yeah!', he has yet to apprehended, if you know anything about the wherabouts of this wanted fugitive, please call 1-800-555-KOOL or notify your local authorities, consider him armed and very dangerous.

Lets kill MAKASHIMAN with a sickle!

What a waste of a sickle.