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1.who gets the story?
2. who wins the fight?

The b1tch from Ninja Turtles?

1) Lois.
2) April.


<3 TMNT.

yeah just wondering...

In 2nd scenario we win.

ok I meant in a NON-sexual way not that.

Lois would get the story, but April would win the fight imo.

Originally posted by PRAYERRUN
ok I meant in a NON-sexual way not that.
There is a non-sexual way?

Heh.

Cartoon April was drawn kinda thick...

ok ok Lois is just catty enough to knock out April SO she can get the story.

Out of Character Lois Stomps

I don't know...maybe this would be a catfight...

Not really Some versions of Lois are like Selina Kyle on her best day or Black Widow on acid

lol. yeah and I remember versions of April that were ninjas carrying swords.

I think she who relies least on luck wins

ok so your saying April wins.

well Lois does a pretty convincing damsel in distress routine

they both do. and no. neither the turtles, or superman are to enter this conversation.

Lois wins both...
1. If she can scoop lex and Clark... And get stories from gren lanterns and star labs... Her resourcefulness is greater and this she scoops

2. Lois bangs superman... Can you imagine the kind of leg strength she had to develop to hang with the bang of steel?!

:-o

so anyway, April wins if she's the ninja version.

Originally posted by PRAYERRUN
lol. yeah and I remember versions of April that were ninjas carrying swords.

There are April versions that has trained in martial arts and combat, yes.

Lois is one tough girl though. I can see her standing up to anybody who she thought she could take, but April is on another league.

Going by best showings Lois w/accessories could take down Sabretooth with one arm tied behind her back

Originally posted by shiv
Going by best showings Lois w/accessories could take down Sabretooth with one arm tied behind her back
HUH?!?

ok I think April wins this.