Dr Doom vs Joker
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Deadline
Prep war who wins?
AsbestosFlaygon
http://blogs.citypages.com/pscholtes/images/Scholtes%20MF%20Doom.jpg
Mindset
Doom wouldn't even need prep.
JakeTheBank
Dr. Doom. /thread
Bouboumaster
Spite against Joker
Q99
Hm. Joker's prep is weird. He basically does stuff that's like prep, but is far more spontaneous and rarely makes sense until it's done. A lot of the threat is it tends to come from completely unexpected angles, often involving multiple third parties.
Doom wins, but I bet he encounters some surprises.
the ninjak
Originally posted by chomperx9
JOKER WINS
Yeah right with a cosmic cube.
Placidity
This is how it will go down:
http://i47.tinypic.com/fu292h.png
SamZED
Didnt Joker take over the DC earth within few minutes while sitting in a prison cell? Pretty darn impressive, if Doom wins it wont be as easy as some people say.
JakeTheBank
The whole "crazy and chaotic unpredictability" novelty will wear off with Doom within seconds. Unless Joker can become Emperor Joker again, I don't see him beating Doom. Hell, considering Doom's track record, he could probably steal Mxy's power himself or something.
Parmaniac
Originally posted by SamZED
Didnt Joker take over the DC earth within few minutes while sitting in a prison cell? Pretty darn impressive, if Doom wins it wont be as easy as some people say.
Issue name + number?
WickedDynamite
Originally posted by SamZED
Didnt Joker take over the DC earth within few minutes while sitting in a prison cell? Pretty darn impressive, if Doom wins it wont be as easy as some people say.
Originally posted by Parmaniac
Issue name + number?
Joker's last laugh.
SamZED
Originally posted by Parmaniac
Issue name + number? It's called Joker's last laugh. He finds out that he's going to die and while being in a prison creates a gas that turnes all supervillain into his slaves and causes chaos all over the world.
http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/5439/jokerlastlaughbk03of060.png
WickedDynamite
Joker's last laugh PWN3d Doomy any day.
tideoftime
A single showing does not a consensus victory make...
Doom wins 10/10, without prep.
Period.
chomperx9
laughing gas FTW
JakeTheBank
Originally posted by tideoftime
A single showing does not a consensus victory make...
Doom wins 10/10, without prep.
Period.
Bouboumaster
Originally posted by chomperx9
laughing gas FTW
You can't be serious
SamZED
Originally posted by tideoftime
A single showing does not a consensus victory make...
Doom wins 10/10, without prep.
Period.

Even with prep Doom's gonna have a hard time.
KuRuPT Thanosi
Doom very easily
JakeTheBank
Originally posted by SamZED

Even with prep Doom's gonna have a hard time.
How?
SamZED
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
How? I don't know, that's the problem with prep fights, unless you're one doing the prep there's no telling what's the character gonna come up with, especially unpredictable ones like Joker. I mean I wouldn't know what would Reed do if he was in a thread. But Joker's shown that he'd be a worthy opponent.
Mindset
No he hasn't.
Doom wouldn't even prep, he'd summon Joker with magic then kill him.
SamZED
Originally posted by Mindset
No he hasn't.
Doom wouldn't even prep, he'd summon Joker with magic then kill him. He's no doc Strange. Can he really summon someone out of nowhere if he doesn't even know where he is?
Parmaniac
Originally posted by SamZED
He's no doc Strange. Can he really summon someone out of nowhere if he doesn't even know where he is?
He used magical portals before IIRC
JakeTheBank
Originally posted by SamZED
He's no doc Strange.
You're right.
He's Doom.
Bouboumaster
Originally posted by SamZED
He's no doc Strange. Can he really summon someone out of nowhere if he doesn't even know where he is?
He was only second to Strange. He's maybe the most powerful wizard on Marvel Earth right now. Doc Voodoo lack feats, for now.
Mindset
Originally posted by SamZED
He's no doc Strange. Can he really summon someone out of nowhere if he doesn't even know where he is? You're right, he's better than Dr. Strange as long as it isn't Classic.
And yes, he has multiple times.
JakeTheBank
Doom could just use a time platform to go back to when Joker was in Arkham, walk up to his cell, and kill him.
Or send a Doombot to do it.
Mindset
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Doom could just use a time platform to go back to when Joker was in Arkham, walk up to his cell, and kill him.
Or send a Doombot to do it. He has a portable time cube.
JakeTheBank
Originally posted by Mindset
He has a portable time cube.
Or that.
OneDumbG0
Originally posted by SamZED
He's no doc Strange. Can he really summon someone out of nowhere if he doesn't even know where he is? With the Flames of Falroth, yes, he can. He pulls Beyonder out of wherever he was in Fantastic Four #288:
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Doom%20Stats/DoomSorcery08288.jpg
EDIT: Thanks for the correction, psycho gundam.
psycho gundam
wrong flames.
the faltine flames are the ones on dormammu's head (or any monarch of the dark dimension)
Mindset
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
With the Flames of Faltine, yes, he can. He pulls Beyonder out of wherever he was in Fantastic Four #288:
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Doom%20Stats/DoomSorcery08288.jpg Second page.
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/3162/summoningbeyonder2nk3.jpg
So we can see his leisure suit.
OneDumbG0
^ Can't mess with the 80's! peaches
SamZED
Hmm.. in that case I wonder why's Osborn stil alive after what happened, Doom could've summonded and killed him, or Reed. Also, I have a hard time believing that Doom is a match for Strange if we talk magic.
Mindset
Originally posted by SamZED
Hmm.. in that case I wonder why's Osborn stil alive after what happened, Doom could've summonded and killed him, or Reed. Also, I have a hard time believing that Doom is a match for Strange if we talk magic. There's a thing called plot.
Well, no offense, but you have a hard time believing it because you're probably not knowledgeable on Doom's magical abilities.
SamZED
Originally posted by Mindset
There's a thing called plot.
Well, no offense, but you have a hard time believing it because you're probably not knowledgeable on Doom's magical abilities. Non taken, it is true. But the thing is, there were several Doom vs Strange threads (think I created one myself) and in all of them 100% of posters would say that Strange wtfstomps Doom like 100/10, that's probably the main reason I can't believe that Doom is a match for him, doesn't mean im right, just saying.
WickedDynamite
The whole magic spell mumble jumble goes out the window. Joker pwned Zatanna in the past. The most recent was last year in TEC.
Mindset
When were these threads created?
Doom's knowledge and power has increased throughout the years, while Strange's power has become weaker.
JakeTheBank
Zatanna got her throat cut, right?
Don't see that happening to Doom. I instead see Joker bursting into flames from magic/tech/Doom's ego.
WickedDynamite
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Zatanna got her throat cut, right?
Don't see that happening to Doom. I instead see Joker bursting into
He also shot her....and will happen to Doom. The minute Doom sees Joker he will start baffling and windbag on how great he is and stuff....Joker would just shoot him dead.
(Joker's gunspeed is equal to greater than Jonah Hex)
JakeTheBank
Originally posted by WickedDynamite
He also shot her....and will happen to Doom. The minute Doom sees Joker he will start baffling and windbag on how great he is and stuff....Joker would just shoot him dead.
(Joker's gunspeed is equal to greater than Jonah Hex)

@ Joker's guns being able to penetrate Doom's armor, much less his force fields.
darthgoober
Originally posted by WickedDynamite
He also shot her....and will happen to Doom. The minute Doom sees Joker he will start baffling and windbag on how great he is and stuff....Joker would just shoot him dead.
(Joker's gunspeed is equal to greater than Jonah Hex)
Armor...
WickedDynamite
Originally posted by JakeTheBank

@ Joker's guns being able to penetrate Doom's armor, much less his force fields.
Again....Doom can't fight without talking about how great he is and stuff.
The guy is love with himself. Joker shoots him in the eyes.
Mindset
Originally posted by WickedDynamite
He also shot her....and will happen to Doom. The minute Doom sees Joker he will start baffling and windbag on how great he is and stuff....Joker would just shoot him dead.
(Joker's gunspeed is equal to greater than Jonah Hex) You're retarded.
WickedDynamite
Originally posted by Mindset
You're retarded.
Ad Hominem...the desperate weapon of a loser.
psycho gundam
Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Again....Doom can't fight without talking about how great he is and stuff.
The guy is love with himself. Joker shoots him in the eyes. well, some of those words will be invoking magic that could easily destroy the joker.
Mshinu
Originally posted by WickedDynamite
He also shot her....and will happen to Doom. The minute Doom sees Joker he will start baffling and windbag on how great he is and stuff....Joker would just shoot him dead.
(Joker's gunspeed is equal to greater than Jonah Hex)
Why does he not just kick him in the balls?
Parmaniac
Originally posted by Mindset
You're retarded.

WickedDynamite
Originally posted by Mshinu
Why does he not just kick him in the balls?
Hahaha!!! that only works with Aquaman.
Mshinu
Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Hahaha!!! that only works with Aquaman.
That guy got Fish Balls
http://www.kookychow.com/02/image/fishballs0976.jpg
Mindset
Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Ad Hominem...the desperate weapon of a loser. Making retarded posts, the desperate weapon of a mental invalid.
WickedDynamite
More Ad Hominems are signs of a real TRUE Loser (capital L for that)
Like all losers they belong in my ignore list.
Take a hike...
Originally posted by Mshinu
That guy got Fish Balls
http://www.kookychow.com/02/image/fishballs0976.jpg
It deserves a second viewing!
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/37320/800310-joker_vs_aquaman_01_super.jpg
Parmaniac
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10570/fail-owned-joker-fail.jpg
SamZED
Joker wins because he has an evil day planner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbgLapRAloQ
batdude123
Joker's boner f*cks up Doom ftw.
WickedDynamite
Prime Example of Doom talking about himself and getting owned.
http://www.4thletter.net/gavok/50/11.jpg
Arcade is right!
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9059/doomfus.jpg
Doom=egotistical self loving moron.
JakeTheBank
Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Prime Example of Doom talking about himself and getting owned.
http://www.4thletter.net/gavok/50/11.jpg
Arcade is right!
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9059/doomfus.jpg
Doom=egotistical self loving moron.
LMAO at Doom putting so much emphasis on "black".
WickedDynamite
That's typical Dr. Doom
"Oh, I'm so great and AWESOME I pwned GALACTUS, Sue loves me, and Richards is GHEY!"

OneDumbG0
^ Trying just a lil bit too hard. biscuitsOriginally posted by JakeTheBank
LMAO at Doom putting so much emphasis on "black". Cretinous Marvel editors. Clearly, it is they who were racist.
JakeTheBank
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ Trying just a lil bit too hard. biscuits Cretinous Marvel editors. Clearly, it is they who were racist.

KuRuPT Thanosi
Spite against Joker
Mshinu
If Joker can make more than one boner like he claims, he stomps.
Mindset
I don't think even making one is an option.
WickedDynamite
Originally posted by Mshinu
If Joker can make more than one boner like he claims, he stomps.
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1253/ac7702oz2.jpg
Mshinu
Seriously, Doom couldn`t stand the thought of the Joker having more boners than him.
Parmaniac
Originally posted by WickedDynamite
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1253/ac7702oz2.jpg
where's that from? Did he punched supes teeth out?
WickedDynamite
Originally posted by Parmaniac
where's that from?
It's from a comic book.....you didn't know?

JakeTheBank
^ That's Emperor Joker, right?
WickedDynamite
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
^ That's Emperor Joker, right?
Yep! But still funnier than anything Doom is ever done.
Wei Phoenix
The Doom with Arcade is a Doombot.
Eternal Idol
Doom would go back in time and become Joker's daddy for some retroactive pwnage.
Either that, or he casually vaporizes the Joker with an energy beam.
Bouboumaster
Still a spite and wth is this still open
Omega Vision
In a weird way Joker's chances actually go up if he doesn't have prep since his random craziness will be way more effective against Doom than any plan he could come up with.
I'll say Doom but only after his Plan A is thwarted by Joker's craziness and he has to resort to some Plan B.
Blanket
Plan B being anything physical.
Omega Vision
Originally posted by Blanket
Plan B being anything physical.
Yeah Plan B is Doom realizing that needlessly circuitous plans while awesome aren't as easy as just blasting the Joker.
Blanket
Plan A was laughing gas.
Doom had low expectations.
chomperx9
Originally posted by Badabing
Joker gas ftw. i agree
Pezmerga
Doom would wipe the floor with Joker imo. I love Joker but c'mon.
psycho gundam
Originally posted by WickedDynamite
That's typical Dr. Doom
"Oh, I'm so great and AWESOME I pwned GALACTUS, Sue loves me, and Richards is GHEY!"

looks like someone spilled water on shokosugi, or fed him after midnight
Parmaniac
Originally posted by psycho gundam
looks like someone spilled water on shokosugi, or fed him after midnight
EDIT: If these rules aplly to them too you know what to do

BattleMage
I love a good laugh every now & then.
WickedDynamite
Originally posted by psycho gundam
looks like someone spilled water on shokosugi, or fed him after midnight
Yeah, careless stupid teenagers...can't trust them with responsibility.
touche.
BUSTER1
Batman's gonna have to find a new arch enemy
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