Thanos with no arms vs. Rhino

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shokosugi
can Rhino win?

Blight
Absolutely.

Rooster823
I'm pretty sure thanos could win this with no head.....

Badabing
New thread:

shokosugi's face vs my fist! sneer

Blight
Originally posted by Badabing
New thread:

shokosugi's face vs my fist! sneer one eye

Gecko4lif
Rhino can win. But he wont.

janus77
no. he falls into the trench Cyclops blasted out for the bears thread!

Blight
Originally posted by janus77
no. he falls into the trench Cyclops blasted out for the bears thread! you hate animals.

janus77
Originally posted by Blight
you hate animals.
noooo, I like them just fine where they are, on TV, behind bars or in parliament. yes

Blight
Originally posted by janus77
noooo, I like them just fine where they are, on TV, behind bars or in parliament. yes
Not on a plate?

bornbayou
Thanos still have eyes blasts.

janus77
Originally posted by Blight
Not on a plate?
skinned or with fur?

Blight
Originally posted by janus77
skinned or with fur? skinned and cooked.

janus77
with ketchup?

sounds tempting.

Blight
Originally posted by janus77
with ketchup?

sounds tempting. and tader tots!!

DarkSaint85
Thanos stomps.

Literally.

Badabing
Originally posted by Blight
one eye laughing out loud

The chaos will reign soon!

Stoic
Thanos easily

Silent Master
Originally posted by shokosugi
can Rhino win?

He might, Superman would lose though.

Rooster823
Originally posted by Silent Master
He might, Superman would lose though. blink

Damborgson
Originally posted by Silent Master
He might, Superman would lose though. http://f.cl.ly/items/1d0X0o370A220Y3X0H2l/cain-smile-frown.gif

SquallX
There's only one Rhino i have mad respect for.

In the story, the original Rhino left the crime life behind after he got out of jail, meet a woman, fell in love, married her i think. He was actually happy.

But this kid decided to become the new Rhino, and he taought the best way to gained respect fast, was to beat the old Rhino. Old Rhino refused of course, so the idiot did the unspeakable, he killed Old Rhino's wife.

You know when ever Spidey and Rhino fought, he's webbing always stopped him, well that shit was useless again old Rhino. The shit he did to the new Rhino was beyond vicious.

What made what he did to the new Rhino so bad, was that the new Rhino suit was made out of metal of some kind. Old Rhino literally twisted him in half.

It was bad, that Spiderman himself was scared of Rhino.

Rhino was never written right, and probably never will, but the author of that book gave him justice. He showed what an unleash Rhino is capable of.

I just found out the issue, it's Amazing Spider-Man #625

ColossusGrundy
never underestimate Rhino's ability to job to anyone, anywhere, anytime

Rooster823
Originally posted by SquallX
There's only one Rhino i have mad respect for.

In the story, the original Rhino left the crime life behind after he got out of jail, meet a woman, fell in love, married her i think. He was actually happy.

But this kid decided to become the new Rhino, and he taought the best way to gained respect fast, was to beat the old Rhino. Old Rhino refused of course, so the idiot did the unspeakable, he killed Old Rhino's wife.

You know when ever Spidey and Rhino fought, he's webbing always stopped him, well that shit was useless again old Rhino. The shit he did to the new Rhino was beyond vicious.

What made what he did to the new Rhino so bad, was that the new Rhino suit was made out of metal of some kind. Old Rhino literally twisted him in half.

It was bad, that Spiderman himself was scared of Rhino.

Rhino was never written right, and probably never will, but the author of that book gave him justice. He showed what an unleash Rhino is capable of.

I just found out the issue, it's Amazing Spider-Man #625
I've read that issue, it was pretty awesome.
But rhino still sucks laughing out loud

SquallX
Originally posted by Rooster823
I've read that issue, it was pretty awesome.
But rhino still sucks laughing out loud

But you have to admit, that was the only author that's ever done Rhino justice.

Yeah he still suck though, and that's a shame, because he could have been such a bad ass if they kept him just the way he was after that issue.

Sixth_Winged
Nope. Thanos still has telepathy, eye beams, matter manipulation and his *lol* legs.

Blight
Originally posted by SquallX
But you have to admit, that was the only author that's ever done Rhino justice.

Yeah he still suck though, and that's a shame, because he could have been such a bad ass if they kept him just the way he was after that issue.

Naw he was awesome in Gail Simone's Deadpool, before the shrink gas.

SquallX
Originally posted by Blight
Naw he was awesome in Gail Simone's Deadpool, before the shrink gas.

what run was that.

Blight
Originally posted by SquallX
what run was that.
It was a few issues prior to Agent x.

Rooster823
Originally posted by SquallX
But you have to admit, that was the only author that's ever done Rhino justice.

Yeah he still suck though, and that's a shame, because he could have been such a bad ass if they kept him just the way he was after that issue.
I agree thumb up

Blight
Originally posted by SquallX
what run was that.
It was more comedy oriented, but essentially some old rich dude wanted Deadpool to steal Rhino's horn for its... fertility purposes.

Deadpool was completely owned and manhandled by Rhino the entire issue until he got Ant Man's "shrink gas" and sprayed it onto rhino. For the next few issues he used Rhino as a pet. He would use him as a key chain, take him on walks, and he even gave him the choice of a happy trail of fun ball.

After a while, Rhino got fed up and beat the crap out of him.... While he was still tiny!!

JakeTheBank
Originally posted by Damborgson
http://f.cl.ly/items/1d0X0o370A220Y3X0H2l/cain-smile-frown.gif

laughing out loud

Parmaniac
Originally posted by SquallX
But you have to admit, that was the only author that's ever done Rhino justice. Nope

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers_for_Rhino

"With his new intellect, he quickly demonstrates a change in his usual methods, allowing him to defeat Spider-Man, subsequently running away with Stella to start his own crime organization. With his new intellect, he writes a novel, gets a restraining order that prevents Spider-Man from attacking him, sets up a crime syndicate (with the aid of such other criminals as the Mad Thinker, after breaking them out of prison), and even rewrites Hamlet. Unfortunately, it has the side effect of making the subject so intelligent that he is no longer able to fully enjoy life, with Rhino driving Stella away because he finds her too dimwitted to attract his attention. Finally reaching a point where he finds no real meaning in life, Rhino hands Spider-Man, having deduced his identity via an equation he developed that allows him to calculate the secret identities of superheroes, information with which he can bring down Rhino's crime empire. He nearly commits suicide, but at the last minute he comes up with a means of reversing the original operation and restoring his original intellect, even requesting that he be made "a bit stupider than before". He is soon restored to his former stupid but happy self, delightedly crashing through walls."

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