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A fanboy with a grudge and a deep pocket book wants to do an on screen rape job of Spiderman rivaling Superman Returns and Dark Knight Rises. George Lucas Chris Nolan, and Brian Singer are busy collaborating on a Star Wars rape fest, so the choices are Michael Bay, John Wu, Joel Shumacher, or Peter Jackson. Which director would be best suited to pull off such a task?

How was the Dark Knight Rises a "on screen rape job" of Batman?

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
How was the Dark Knight Rises a "on screen rape job" of Batman? Batman would NEVER fake his own death so he could go live the high life with Catwoman, Talia does not have the same origin as Bane, and Bane is not an Occupier. The thing that irked me the most though was Robin. If they wanted to bring him in and they already had Talia then Damien Wayne would've been the logical choice. IMO.

"Screen rape".....

More like "alternate story".

Batman hasn't been portrayed as a boy scout since Adam West.

Every title of Bats gives him a different personality, some darker than others.

This thread stinks of disgruntled Batfan.

spoiler alert

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
How was the Dark Knight Rises a "on screen rape job" of Batman? Oh, and when someone accuses Bruce of being Batman he doesn't immediatly confirm their suspicions and then invite them in for a chat.

So you didn't like the movie.......

Get over it and go watch something else, geez.

Originally posted by ColossusGrundy
"Screen rape".....

More like "alternate story".

Batman hasn't been portrayed as a boy scout since Adam West.

Every title of Bats gives him a different personality, some darker than others.

This thread stinks of disgruntled Batfan. If Nolan had invented the character than it would've been a great movie. But what he did to Batman at the end would be like making a Mein Kampf movie and turning Hitler into a born again Christian. I would also stipulate that Keatons Batman was the closest to the actual comic. At least movie wise.

Well, besides the fact that Batman, of perhaps all characters, thrives the most off of character reinterpretation and various incarnations for various forms of media, we'll just have to strongly disagree with the "on screen rape" description.

Originally posted by Brockalizer
If Nolan had invented the character than it would've been a great movie. But what he did to Batman at the end would be like making a Mein Kampf movie and turning Hitler into a born again Christian. I would also stipulate that Keatons Batman was the closest to the actual comic. At least movie wise.
Didn't Keatan flat out murder multiple people?

Originally posted by Lek Kuen
Didn't Keatan flat out murder multiple people?

Yes, Keaton gave the criminals of Gotham his permission to die.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Yes, Keaton gave the criminals of Gotham his permission to die.

Originally posted by Brockalizer
If Nolan had invented the character than it would've been a great movie. But what he did to Batman at the end would be like making a Mein Kampf movie and turning Hitler into a born again Christian.

That's not all that far removed from his actual religion (Catholic)

Originally posted by Lek Kuen
Didn't Keatan flat out murder multiple people? and also hit a man with glasses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyA3BMltIUI

Originally posted by psycho gundam
and also hit a man with glasses

http://trevmurphy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/trevmurphy_joker_glasses.jpg

*kneels*

He also couldn't turn his head, so....

I like Guillermo del Toro

I'll be surprised if this thread is still up tomorrow.

Originally posted by Brockalizer
Batman would NEVER fake his own death so he could go live the high life with Catwoman, Talia does not have the same origin as Bane, and Bane is not an Occupier. The thing that irked me the most though was Robin. If they wanted to bring him in and they already had Talia then Damien Wayne would've been the logical choice. IMO. Christian Bale said he wouldn't do the movie if there was a Robin character in the movie.

Originally posted by ColossusGrundy
I'll be surprised if this thread is still up tomorrow. that's what she said

Isn't straczynski doing a scirpt for disney once fox releases spiderman movie rights.