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Who will win?

Well if Master Chief can't beat Duke how is Lara Croft supposed to do it?

duke owns lara croftandher massive back pack

Maybe if Duke didnt have access to his weaponry.

Nah, shes still be dead. Or in bed with him.

HELL YES!!!!

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HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!

Yes, more likely the two do a horrible pornography video rather then fight. But I could see a plot where they fight..

For one, Lara Croft doesn't take kindly to Duke Nukem treating her like a peice of meat.

Secondly, both Lara and Duke Nukem are in search for the same cosmic item. (Perhaps the cosmic cube?) Where Lara will swim, tumble, climb, and decipher hiroglyphics to find it, Duke will simply shoot anything with two or more legs and grunt alot hoping someone will turn it up. One alien tells both that it's inside one of thier bodies because they knew they could hide it there and no-one would find it. Lara gets it out of the alien by diplomacy and the alien learns to sympathize for infirior beings, Duke threatens to kick his ass and chew bubblegum, and he's all out of gum..

The two square off, Duke uses alien technology he finds along the way, and alot of top secret weapons even the CIA scratches thier head at, but Croft has martial arts to help her avoid ceartain defeat, and has the best tools money can buy. But despite her skill and her money, we have seen in-game she can easily be killed by a gang of thugs or a grizzly bear. Nukem's massive amount of testerone is too much for Croft to handle. And he brings her dead corpse to the secret goverment base to extract the cosmic cube. (We won't ask how the semen got in there..) and come to find out, there is no cosmic cube in there and it had to be in Duke Nukem. The aliens were smart and new to put it in the ape-man who would not only kill the only other decent threat, but be idiotic enough to walk around till time was up. Duke Nukem says "Oh sh--" and is cut off by a massive implosion of the universe. The alien terrorists win. And Duke Nukem 64's music plays as it all rolls the credits..

wow, thats alot of free time there...

Yeah, Duke will defeat her easily.

men>women... Is science fact....:P

amen...

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
men>women... Is science fact....:P

Wrong.

ouch...

how are men not better then women... In all atribues needed in this fight men are better then women!..... ah sexism my friend where have you been!

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
how are men not better then women... In all atribues needed in this fight men are better then women!..... ah sexism my friend where have you been!

You're forgetting something. The Duke loses this one because he's dumb as a post!

compared to laras award winning "shoot and shoot again" physics? There not that different on the intellectual lvl. Just cause your a badass doesn't mean your smart.

On another lvl Dukes guns out class laras....

On a personal note. Its sad to see you defending women in a sexist debate.... Come on! your a man. You should be pround god made you superior! (only joking ladies)

Originally posted by chilled monkey
You're forgetting something. The Duke loses this one because he's dumb as a post! Why is duke dumb? He highjacked a ship on the moon and destroyed the ailens, common'.

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
compared to laras award winning "shoot and shoot again" physics? There not that different on the intellectual lvl. Just cause your a badass doesn't mean your smart.

On another lvl Dukes guns out class laras....

On a personal note. Its sad to see you defending women in a sexist debate.... Come on! your a man. You should be pround god made you superior! (only joking ladies)

yea duke owned aliens when lara would kill like people big difference there

Well she fought a bear here and then...

and some rabid dogs... hardest thing shes done is jumping flipping over and grabbing a ledge... Duke would of moved some furniture to get to the new gun.....

Or walked over her....

You know, its a bit funny, talkin bout Duke and Lara, in Shadow Warrior, another 3d realms game in the same vein as Duke, Lo Wang comes across Lara chained to a wall in tattered clothes in the back of some caves. He makes a wise crack.

What was that wise crack?

He said, "Ha ha, you raid last tomb. Ha Ha" He speaks in a extremely bad asian accent, he sounds like Mr Myagi kinda. Admittly, this wise crack is uncharacteristaclly lame.

Its too bad, Shadow Warrior caught alot of heat from racism groups because they thought he represented asians poorly or something like that. The game was great, kind of a spiritual sequal to Duke. Thats a big reason why you dont see anymore of those games with that character. Sad thing was, it really didnt make fun of Asians or anything, he was about as racist a character as Mr Myagi, he was lewd and stuff, like Duke, but was a ninja and spoke with an accent. He even had a rap song at the end of his game, now thats cool. Anyway, enough about Lo Wang.

Ok, not enough, one more thing. Lo Wang beat the rabit from Monty Python's Holy Grail. You know, the one that kills people. Yeah, Lo Wang had to take it out. Now THAT is a feat you can take to a debate.

lol, yea I miss games like duke, it had so much spirit.

new shooters might as well have a robot for a character...

Serious Sam at least tried, and the game had some good points, but Sam came off as a Duke knock off. They didnt try to invent someone knew, like Lo Wang. Lo Wang still had the tough hero with one liners, yet was a entire different character from Duke, were as Sam is pretty much Duke. Though, in my book, thats not too much of a bad thing.

Im sure eventually we will see the fabled Duke Nukem Forever, or whatever it was called when it was last rumored. Someone will cash in on the nostalgia factor, like Doom3 did, and a slew of other remade games.

has anyone ever played postal? or postal 2 running with sissors? now theres a game that hates everyone the same.... Wrong on so many levels yet its soo much fun kicking cats...

Never played postal, they have another one right?

Duke should be on next gen.

Has anyone played killzone?

I played a little Killzone. Didnt like it.

theres just too much thats policticaly incorrect about postal to start. but anything thats badass about duke, postal guy has it in spades..... most of the time your just killing people for fun!

yep!

Good god...

"I'm an ass kicker, not an a aviator." Duke said this in Zero Hour. Just wanted to say this.

I like...

"Its locked. And I'm an asskicker, not a safecracker!!!"

She's got the looks. Duke, as all straight men are, is a sucker for babe's. I know i would. Lara wins because she's a woman. (Supposedly the inferior one)

Duke Instant PWN lara!!!

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I like...

"Its locked. And I'm an asskicker, not a safecracker!!!"


I now use "eat" as a "owned/pwned/pwnt" word so Duke eats Lara

Duke nukem? omglol1

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Yes, more likely the two do a horrible pornography video rather then fight. But I could see a plot where they fight..

For one, Lara Croft doesn't take kindly to Duke Nukem treating her like a peice of meat.

Secondly, both Lara and Duke Nukem are in search for the same cosmic item. (Perhaps the cosmic cube?) Where Lara will swim, tumble, climb, and decipher hiroglyphics to find it, Duke will simply shoot anything with two or more legs and grunt alot hoping someone will turn it up. One alien tells both that it's inside one of thier bodies because they knew they could hide it there and no-one would find it. Lara gets it out of the alien by diplomacy and the alien learns to sympathize for infirior beings, Duke threatens to kick his ass and chew bubblegum, and he's all out of gum..

The two square off, Duke uses alien technology he finds along the way, and alot of top secret weapons even the CIA scratches thier head at, but Croft has martial arts to help her avoid ceartain defeat, and has the best tools money can buy. But despite her skill and her money, we have seen in-game she can easily be killed by a gang of thugs or a grizzly bear. Nukem's massive amount of testerone is too much for Croft to handle. And he brings her dead corpse to the secret goverment base to extract the cosmic cube. (We won't ask how the semen got in there..) and come to find out, there is no cosmic cube in there and it had to be in Duke Nukem. The aliens were smart and new to put it in the ape-man who would not only kill the only other decent threat, but be idiotic enough to walk around till time was up. Duke Nukem says "Oh sh--" and is cut off by a massive implosion of the universe. The alien terrorists win. And Duke Nukem 64's music plays as it all rolls the credits..





The semen part sucked.

lara would seduce the mofo then poision him after they have sex i mean come on that would be a good way to die after f*kin her id die a happy man

Chuck Norris comes, rapes Lara than whoops Dukes pansy ass into the next crappy video game

Originally posted by Blaxican Hydra
Chuck Norris comes, rapes Lara than whoops Dukes pansy ass into the next crappy video game Duke Shrinks both of them... or uses his plasma gun... Duke 3d is far from sucking anyways...