Jesus vs. Superman

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Thor Man
Okay, I've come up with the battle of all battles. The strongest man in the Universe...or Jesus, the son and mortal incarnate of the almighty creator.

HigH ScholaR
What the f**k?

Scoobless
not that original.... but at least you have a good chance of getting a warning/ban from one of the mods

look at what these threads have in common

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=293121&perpage=20&highlight=jesus&pagenumber=4

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=331414&highlight=jesus

Originally posted by Paola
another thread about religious characters and you'll be banned.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=316998&perpage=20&highlight=jesus&pagenumber=2


roll eyes (sarcastic)

Khellendros
Jesus isn't a comic book character dumbass.

HigH ScholaR
make this thread in the religious forum i'm sure they will welcome a fresh topic like this. smart shifty

Magic_attack
no no

long pig
Jesus IS a comic book character in a lot of different companies.

Jesus-man in particular, or even Bible-man.

I still say Superman, too many powers, too much to work with.

Leo.M
Originally posted by Khellendros
Jesus isn't a comic book character dumbass.

laughing laughing laughing
Jesus doesn't count for this

HigH ScholaR
no expression no no no

Khellendros
Originally posted by long pig
Jesus IS a comic book character in a lot of different companies.

Jesus-man in particular, or even Bible-man.

I still say Superman, too many powers, too much to work with.
Really? Oh. Well, then Jesus wins. Matter manipulation. Turning blood to kryptonite can't be any harder than turning water to wine. And even if Supes kills him, he'll just come bakc three days later.

eL sTanKo
If there was ever a posting worth closing, its this one. Do ya thang Tron!

Khellendros
Originally posted by eL sTanKo
If there was ever a posting worth closing, its this one. Do ya thang Tron!
Why? If Jesus really has been in comics then this is a valid thread.

RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Leo.M
laughing laughing laughing
Jesus doesn't count for this

why of course by the definition of comic book characters here...he appears in comic books which appear on a monthly basis in many countries and even had/has his own cartoon show..ipso facto he indeed qualifies to be in this section of the forum..

i go with Jesus...even Supes fears the wrath of the Lord...

rang dang ding a dang dang... cool

Nataku8188
At least now I know who I'll be seeing in hell. Who's bringing the six pack?

King KAM
Superman will whip Jesus' ass.Hell, Robin will whip Jesus ass.

goldendartkilla
jesus should have a comic. D.C. has lucifer heck seems like they practically worship the guy. messed

Khellendros
Holy sh*t. Apparently Rob Liefeld thinsk Jesus kicks ass.

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/111195363490019.htm

Scroll down, you'll see it when you hit it.

Thor Man
I'm sorry, i didn't notice the other threads guys. This was just intended as a joke. Close this stupid thread moderators... confused

Scoobless
Originally posted by Khellendros
Holy sh*t. Apparently Rob Liefeld thinsk Jesus kicks ass.

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/111195363490019.htm

Scroll down, you'll see it when you hit it.

sweet

Jesus kicked Hercules' ass without even trying

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