Batman,Superman vs Hawkman,Shazam

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jesserw21
who wins? no prep? then 2 days prep? who wins

roughrider
This fight has happened in Batman/Superman. Shazam and Hawkman won. Check out the scans in the Superman vs. Shazam thread.

olympian
Second team.

Draco69
They didn't win. Superman and Batman lost purposelessly.

And Batman can defeat Shazam with the most powerful weapon of all:

a voice recorder.

Provided Superman distracts Shazam long enough. And Hawkman is zapped with a blast of heat vision.

jplatinum
Superman is knocked out by flying pigs smoking blunts.
Batman flicks hawkman, killing him.
Then batman sluggs it out with shazzam in a flying battle at 100,000,000 x the speed of light, then batman is punched in the face and accidently farts, causing and the earth is destroyed.
Batman then grabbs shazzam with a super duper huber uber mega ultra batman grip technique and shazzam dies.
After that, Batman flyes to outer space and eats the sun in one gulp, thn he cries and superman is brought back to life by one of batman's tears falling on him, Then Batman ripps open reality and creates a new earth.
He says lets there be light and it is so, he says let there be life an all life on earth returns.
Then Then Batman Almighty sits in his magical throne in the land of leprachan and unicorns and goes to sleep.

roughrider
Originally posted by jplatinum
Superman is knocked out by flying pigs smoking blunts.
Batman flicks hawkman, killing him.
Then batman sluggs it out with shazzam in a flying battle at 100,000,000 x the speed of light, then batman is punched in the face and accidently farts, causing and the earth is destroyed.
Batman then grabbs shazzam with a super duper huber uber mega ultra batman grip technique and shazzam dies.
After that, Batman flyes to outer space and eats the sun in one gulp, thn he cries and superman is brought back to life by one of batman's tears falling on him, Then Batman ripps open reality and creates a new earth.
He says lets there be light and it is so, he says let there be life an all life on earth returns.
Then Then Batman Almighty sits in his magical throne in the land of leprachan and unicorns and goes to sleep.

Are you saying Batman is overrated? laughing

roughrider
Originally posted by Draco69
They didn't win. Superman and Batman lost purposelessly.

And Batman can defeat Shazam with the most powerful weapon of all:

a voice recorder.

Provided Superman distracts Shazam long enough. And Hawkman is zapped with a blast of heat vision.

laughing ...Can Shazam be turned on & off like a lightbulb? Bats better have good recording equipment to fool the Gods.
Is it live - or is it memorex?

And Superman's KO by Hawkman(!) looked real and on purpose enough for me.

Draco69
Actually it worked before. Seriously.

olympian
That would be if they had prep. Batman its the key because he knows Billy its Captain marvel.

Without Prep, Marvel and Hawkman get the win for me.

EvilCap America
Ah yes Batman/Superman the crappy comic where Supergirl can leap in front of the Omega Effect be saved by Batmans teleporters while the allmighty Omega Effect falls into a plothole and disappears instead of being teleported along with her.The same comic where Bats can get punched by Darksied and somehow NOT turn into Bat-jelly

Captain Marvel=Better Superman with the wisdom of Solomon

Hawkman=Great match for Batman possiblly BETTER in a pure fight

Yeah id go with Captain Marvel/Hawkman then rip up nexts month off-panel reversal comic nonesense

Draco69
Um. They served in the JLA together. For years. I'm pretty damn sure that Batman knows who Captain Marvel is.

Jeph Loeb apparently forgot about it. But that can be said true for most of his innane stories.

Juntai
Originally posted by EvilCap America
Ah yes Batman/Superman the crappy comic where Supergirl can leap in front of the Omega Effect be saved by Batmans teleporters while the allmighty Omega Effect falls into a plothole and disappears instead of being teleported along with her.The same comic where Bats can get punched by Darksied and somehow NOT turn into Bat-jelly

Captain Marvel=Better Superman with the wisdom of Solomon

Hawkman=Great match for Batman possiblly BETTER in a pure fight

Yeah id go with Captain Marvel/Hawkman then rip up nexts month off-panel reversal comic nonesense Batman was able to take those punches because he was wearing armor created by the New Gods and also had a Motherbox.

EvilCap America
Originally posted by Juntai
Batman was able to take those punches because he was wearing armor created by the New Gods and also had a Motherbox.

Which will be erased from existence the next time he steps into Gotham to handle two face and bank robbers right?Right? Happy Dance

Draco69
Originally posted by Juntai
Batman was able to take those punches because he was wearing armor created by the New Gods and also had a Motherbox.

Please. Go to the Darkseid Respect Thread. And see why the entire series is absolute crap.

Juntai
Batman and Superman would win.
Batman would remove the wings and nth metal from Hawkman.
And Superman bloodlust would serve CM.

Juntai
Originally posted by EvilCap America
Which will be erased from existence the next time he steps into Gotham to handle two face and bank robbers right?Right? Happy Dance Well the armor was pretty much destroyed by Darkseid, and motherbox was Bardas.

jesserw21
batman is the greatest

olympian
"And Superman bloodlust would serve CM."

Superman bloodlust has sure served WW twice and CM twice, hasent he.

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