One MILLION highly trained Hand Ninjas vs Thor

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long pig
It happens in a condition favoring the Ninjas.

K3VIL
Thor will just pull down Mjolnir, take off his helmet and cape, and proceed into show why Asgardian's art of war and fighting skills are so famous in the galaxy.

Tha C-Master
Whats with the pop tart ninjas, lol.

Anyways I'm just going to say thor, if you don't mind..

HigH ScholaR
GODFORCE BLAST

ninjas- you have insulted our master now you must die (roughly translated from chinese -HigH ScholaR-)

Thor- art thou mad HAVE AT THEE

IMAGINE A SOUND FOR THE GODFORCE

Thor- thy have been honerd by thor to recieve his godly majolnir.

NOTE NINJAS ARE DEAD

Tha C-Master
lol, I find it funny that 15 wolverine beating thor was debateable, I want to see what those same guys think about the ninjas.

Lp, you should have removed GF blast...

Creshosk
"Ninja vanish without a trace"

Tha C-Master
I wonder why...

TheKahn
I have to go with Thor on this one.

Now, 1 million ninjas and 1 million pirates..........thats a different matter

HigH ScholaR
Originally posted by TheKahn
I have to go with Thor on this one.

Now, 1 million ninjas and 1 million pirates..........thats a different matter

YEP the pirates will probably try to steal the hands treasure then a war will break out.

TheKahn
Not even Thor could stand up to 1 million cases of scurvy and syphilis.

roughrider
Verily, tis fish in a barrel for Thor. Crush the first half with Mjolnir, then to mix it up, Godblast the rest. Another day at the office!bangin

K3VIL
Originally posted by roughrider
Verily, tis fish in a barrel for Thor. Crush the first half with Mjolnir, then to mix it up, Godblast the rest. Another day at the office!bangin
Do you really think he'll use GodBlast against peak human guys with hoods and katanas?
You must be joking man.

Creshosk
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I wonder why... Hard to say, they disappeared lightning quick.

roughrider
OK he kills all with Mjolnir while blasting them with a windy rainstorm that neutralizes any throwing stars and leaps. Maybe half come to their senses through this anniliation and run away! big grin

Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Creshosk
Hard to say, they disappeared lightning quick. is smiting a good reason?

jplatinum
They would tear him apart.

Creshosk
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
is smiting a good reason? Couldn't tell ya, I blinked and there was a stream of smoke where each one was standing. . .

yahman
Couldn't Thor Bench press a million ninja's with his little finger ?

Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Creshosk
Couldn't tell ya, I blinked and there was a stream of smoke where each one was standing. . . I know...

K3VIL
Originally posted by yahman
Couldn't Thor Bench press a million ninja's with his little finger ?
Let's say anyone of them weights 180 lbs.
200 x 1'000'000'= 200'000'000' lbs which is equal to around 9 million tons.So Thor can lift it.

Khellendros
Ninjas, assuming part of the favorable conditions is that each one ahs a weapon capable of piercing his skin. No way is Thor NOT going to underestimate them, assuming you play it smart and send them in in waves. At some point, they are going to get some successful sneak attacks in, even if 1,000 have to be sacrificed so that one can get that successful hit. Like sandblasting a rock, Thor will be worn down.

ImmortalOne
Ninjas are suddenly growing in the forumms !!

Every ninja are planted with a nuke that blow if the ninja dies !!

now what !!

Solidus Snake
Originally posted by K3VIL
Let's say anyone of them weights 180 lbs.
200 x 1'000'000'= 200'000'000' lbs which is equal to around 9 million tons.So Thor can lift it.


i like how u reason 180lbs and then proceed to use 200lbs




can a katana pierce thors skin? if so, thor may be overwhelmed by sher numbers.


does thor have to concentrate to use the godblast?

ImmortalOne
Yes he does !!

Juntai
Ninja's flip out and chop people's heads off.
Real ultimate power.

Juntai
Yah but really Thor spanks them, I just like ninjas.
lol.

MERCILOUS
Yeah dude, you can't compete with real ultimate power! Those ninjas will just whip out there guitars and it's over for Thor.

ImmortalOne
Guitars ?? Are y smokin some kinda drug ??

ITS THE SUPPR UBRE DILDO KATANA !!!!

yahman
one million ants vs a man from Renta Kill. smile

ZephroCarnelian
Originally posted by K3VIL
Let's say anyone of them weights 180 lbs.
200 x 1'000'000'= 200'000'000' lbs which is equal to around 9 million tons.So Thor can lift it.

Wow.

One million ninjas.

And altogether they weigh Nine million tons...?

They're some hefty ninjas....

wink

K3VIL
Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
Wow.

One million ninjas.

And altogether they weigh Nine million tons...?

They're some hefty ninjas....

wink
Ehm I've made a wrong count, math isn't my field, totally.

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