Aquaman vs Ultimate Colossus

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Aqua-pimp
Ok so like Aquaman was arrested for driving drunk behind the wheels and was sentence to 3 months in jail ....
Upon arriving at the state penitentiary for superheroes and villains he discoverd that colossus was going to be his cellmate....
After a while Aquaman started to notice some weird things ....

A:Everytime when it's showering time and Aquaman drops the soap Colossus is standing behind him for some weird reason ...

B: Since he shared a cell with colossus he always wake's up with a terrible pain up his ass.... laughing

C:One day Aquaman found a picture of himself under Colossus pillow with the following words written on it : Colossus loves his Aquabitch ..

Aquaman->Why is there a picture of me under you're pillow dude?

Colossus ->Because I love you and you're sexy buttcheeks..you silly fishguy you .. embarrasment

Aquaman->So it was you who was causing that pain in my ass all along!! I thought it was that guy in the Bat costume from cell block 7c all that time!! By Neptunes beard I don't take this shit... it's on now !!!!

Who wil win this fight Aquaman or Colossus?

Discus !!! cool

snoopdogg
Well you never limited Aquaman's other abilities so he's gonna with this imo.

Lucid Lui
Aquaman wins.

Bald Bugger
LMAO. Pain in the ass.

norrinradd43
Isnt Ultimate Colossus despite being gay class 100?

snoopdogg
Originally posted by norrinradd43
Isnt Ultimate Colossus despite being gay class 100? He most likely is but Aquaman has too many other powers like tp & the Magic Hand.

Metalmanx
Originally posted by norrinradd43
Isnt Ultimate Colossus despite being gay class 100?

...What the hell is that supposed to mean? erm

Brian Oswald
Originally posted by Metalmanx
...What the hell is that supposed to mean? erm seriously thumb down

norrinradd43
Class 100 strength...can lift over 100 tons...I was not at all knocking his gayness...but really there was no reason to make ultimate colossus gay

Brian Oswald
you made it seem like gay character cannot be class 100 roll eyes (sarcastic)

Lucid Lui
It was an interesting spin on the character.

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