You need a shave.
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The Nuul
You're tied down and cannot escape. You have one choice of the following to shave you with a straight razor.
Once you are shaved then you are free to go < you dont know about this part though until the end.
Joker
Deadpool
Cletus Kasady
Jigsaw
Norman Osborn (Green Goblin)
Harvey Dent (Two-Face)
Mr. Zsasz
1. CIS on
2. CIS off.
Warlord
shit...
I think I d go for Norman.
I don't think he'd kill me if he doesn't have something to gain from me
Colossus-Big C
norman osborn
Nihilist
This is a Colossus-Big C lvl thread.
SamZED
Deadpool. Not that hard if you know how his mind works. Just promise him you'll buy him a sh!tload of porn magazines and a few burritos if he does it right and he will.
Parmaniac
Originally posted by Nihilist
This is a Colossus-Big C lvl thread.

Parmaniac
Originally posted by SamZED
Deadpool. Not that hard if you know how his mind works. Just promise him you'll buy him a sh!tload of porn magazines and a few burritos if he does it right and he will. I would tell him he can date my sister she's only 12 but Originally posted by The Nuul
Once you are shaved then you are free to go < you dont know about this part though until the end. He won't know about that part either.

BullwinkleMoose
I say 2 Face, you likely would have a 50% chance
Black bolt z
Should put dessad on that list.I'd go for deadpool.Not exactly a bad guy.
SamZED
Originally posted by Parmaniac
I would tell him he can date my sister she's only 12 but He won't know about that part either.

Or even better tell him he can date your grandmother and that she looks like Bea Arthur. I know Id promise him that if he was standing next to me and holding a razor to my face.

marwash22
Originally posted by BullwinkleMoose
I say 2 Face, you likely would have a 50% chance

The Nuul
Originally posted by Nihilist
This is a Colossus-Big C lvl thread.
Nah because his list would be like Colossus, Superman, Captain America and Wolverine.
Parmaniac
Originally posted by The Nuul
Nah because his list would be like Colossus, Superman, Captain America and Wolverine. 5000000 Banes, a guy with a flamethrower, 5000 bears.
Q99
Originally posted by SamZED
Deadpool. Not that hard if you know how his mind works. Just promise him you'll buy him a sh!tload of porn magazines and a few burritos if he does it right and he will.
Maybe some DVDs of stuff Bea Arthur is in

the ninjak
Norman aint killing me.
Uriel005
Originally posted by SamZED
Deadpool. Not that hard if you know how his mind works. Just promise him you'll buy him a sh!tload of porn magazines and a few burritos if he does it right and he will.
Deadpool wants chimichanga
chomperx9
Originally posted by Nihilist
This is a Colossus-Big C lvl thread. thumbup
Mshinu
Norman seems the obvious choise here.
I don`t have any jailbait or gmilfs to offer Deadpool.
753
DP would not seriously hurt random people for the lulz like the others.
Bouboumaster
I don't think either Norm or Harvey would kill me. I'd choose between these two.
Uriel005
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
I don't think either Norm or Harvey would kill me. I'd choose between these two.
Harvey would decide on a coin toss though but its still a better chance than most of the others. Deadpool and Norman are safest bets as Deadpool can be bribed with porn.
Mindset
Originally posted by Parmaniac
5000000 Banes, a guy with a flamethrower, 5000 bears. o god

Mindset
Originally posted by 753
DP would not seriously hurt random people for the lulz like the others. Not intentionally, he'd either be daydreaming or hallucinating while he's shaving you though.
Uriel005
Originally posted by Mindset
Not intentionally, he'd either be daydreaming or hallucinating while he's shaving you though.
Always a danger with Deadpool but the party afterwards would be awesome.
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