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The Panda Bear.
The Gentle Giant of Eastern Asia.
Thrives off of a healthy diet of strictly bamboo.
.....
But What happens when there's no bamboo left?
WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO EAT???
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
PANDAMONIUM: It's Black and White and Red all over
Pandamonium tells the story of Matthew Del Toro. Matthew was a very lazy person who wouldn't get up in the morning if it weren't for the sweet release of seeing his pretty face. One day, whilst sleeping on his couch, his roomate Al orders him to get a job. With limited options, Matthew and Al fly to China, and work at a bamboo cutting service. But things aren't as they seem as they are greeted by the boss-man: A strange english accented communist-with a sinister scheme! Unbeknownst to our hero Matthew and his roommate Al, the bamboo they cut down belongs to somebody else....THE PANDA BEARS! The bears extract their revenge for their loss of food by FEASTING on Human Flesh! Starting with Al! Matthew confronts the boss as to why Al was brutally murdered...and the string of fate begins to unravel...... and the body count rises as Matthew, his co-worker Jordan, and Matthew's new mentor Master Chim-Bao (the groundskeeper of the bamboo facility) confront the boss-man, and the growing evil of the PANDAS!
The Panda Bear.
The Gentle Giant of Eastern Asia.
Thrives off of a healthy diet of strictly bamboo.
.....
But What happens when there's no bamboo left?
WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO EAT???
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
PANDAMONIUM: It's Black and White and Red all over
Pandamonium tells the story of Matthew Del Toro. Matthew was a very lazy person who wouldn't get up in the morning if it weren't for the sweet release of seeing his pretty face. One day, whilst sleeping on his couch, his roomate Al orders him to get a job. With limited options, Matthew and Al fly to China, and work at a bamboo cutting service. But things aren't as they seem as they are greeted by the boss-man: A strange english accented communist-with a sinister scheme! Unbeknownst to our hero Matthew and his roommate Al, the bamboo they cut down belongs to somebody else....THE PANDA BEARS! The bears extract their revenge for their loss of food by FEASTING on Human Flesh! Starting with Al! Matthew confronts the boss as to why Al was brutally murdered...and the string of fate begins to unravel...... and the body count rises as Matthew, his co-worker Jordan, and Matthew's new mentor Master Chim-Bao (the groundskeeper of the bamboo facility) confront the boss-man, and the growing evil of the PANDAS!