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is this pissing anyone else off or is it just me. why must we be subject to an audio-invasion every time we hit reload?

some of us are trying to goof off at work, and it doesnt help to blow our cover with audio ads

huh, guess my anti virus kill off all pop ups soooooooooooo

Originally posted by PVS
is this pissing anyone else off or is it just me. why must we be subject to an audio-invasion every time we hit reload?

some of us are trying to goof off at work, and it doesnt help to blow our cover with audio ads
Hm...I never once got any Audio from KMC to be honest...I see thios Fishy Screensavers and all..but really, I hear nothing....and when that crazy frog was there...didn't hear anything either...must be the great Browser I use

no ads.
and no pop-ups

Norton, Ad-Aware and Spybot S&D protect me from all that.

-AC

I'm never eating fish again!

I remember my cold, cold fury when there was the add for the Crazy Frog. Even with all the anti-ad and pop-up software not a thing I could do would make the bloody thing go away, except turning off the sound.

Botankus and I addressed fish lady in another thread. It is terribly irritating. But, aside from her and the occasional pop-up add, I'm not getting overwhelmed by adds. But, the few that have been popping up are irritating.

Oh, great. Now Fish Lady has taken on a new hobby....cordless shaving.

Fish Lady? Cordless shaving? Does she have a hair problem? Or a hairy fish problem?

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Fish Lady? Cordless shaving? Does she have a hair problem? Or a hairy fish problem?

LOL

Originally posted by PVS
is this pissing anyone else off or is it just me. why must we be subject to an audio-invasion every time we hit reload?

some of us are trying to goof off at work, and it doesnt help to blow our cover with audio ads

Yeah!!...I'm sick of the fish lady.....I have to remember to either turn the volumn down, or go back and click off the little sound thingie up there in the corner....

Originally posted by debbiejo
Yeah!!...I'm sick of the fish lady.....I have to remember to either turn the volumn down, or go back and click off the little sound thingie up there in the corner....

I turned my volume down all the way cause the fish lady always comes up

Too bad i alre3ady made a thread about this and i chopped and screwed it mike jones style

Originally posted by PVS
is this pissing anyone else off or is it just me. why must we be subject to an audio-invasion every time we hit reload?

some of us are trying to goof off at work, and it doesnt help to blow our cover with audio ads


Yeah I got it a couple of times..that sh*t is annoying. Download Spybot S&D, Turn on IE's Firewall and Pop up blocker, and if your ISP has a pop up blocker, use that to...that should help out a bit. Make sure you update the programs and run scans frequently to prevent the Adware from comming up again.

Oh great. Now it's audio torture about some guy wanting sexy abs!

I'm hearing beautiful hair commercials.......hahahahaha

pop up blockers and anti-spyware.... i don't get any pop ups or audio

or just turn the volume right down on your monitor

What are these things? I never get them.

You're lucky you don't get them, VVD.

Unless I'm doing something wrong, I can't hear my Media Player with the sound down...right?

I'd imagine not.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
What are these things? I never get them.

they're banner ads with embedded audio located in the header of the page. it's like infomercials that you see at 3am. i'm waiting for the flowbee ad. fullmop

I feel like I'm missing out.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I feel like I'm missing out.

AIM has started doing this of late. Well, it has for me. I mean, I've been using AIM for years...and it's only recently that it's started.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
AIM has started doing this of late. Well, it has for me. I mean, I've been using AIM for years...and it's only recently that it's started.

i can't stand the new versions of aim. they're more bloated than ever.

Don't you want to have lustrous hair?????????

diva

OHHHHHHHHH...now it's the Cross Crunch....hahahahahaha!!!

Is that what they're called? In between the "sexy abs" part (I'm at work), I never knew the official product name. Order them and let me know how your abs look in 2 months.

Originally posted by botankus
You're lucky you don't get them, VVD.

Unless I'm doing something wrong, I can't hear my Media Player with the sound down...right?

You should not...nope...no...never...you might be dead if you do

I got a triple-shot of the "Cross Crunch" today on three consecurive clicks. They have the banner video at the top, too. One thing that was interesting in their marketing campaign is that on one click, it waited until the infomercial was finished before going to the page.

Well, it's better than fish lady.....I was getting really tired of her...

Have you ordered the Cross Crunch yet? And do you have lustrious hair? You don't have to be the biggest fish eater in the world to order them...2nd or 3rd is acceptable.

Alright, any infomercial that has people in lab coats when talking about the results of the study is automatically discredited.

now one of the ads doesnt have a mute switch

what a f***ing scam

why are we subjected to this shit?

They've fed off your feedback and now are fighting back. Pretty soon it'll be one of those full-screen ads that won't let you close it until it's done playing. After you watch their 30-second commercial, then you can read the thread.

Originally posted by PVS
now one of the ads doesnt have a mute switch

what a f***ing scam

why are we subjected to this shit?

It's just the Antichrist.... ...He uses the net too....

I am getting so pissed about all the pop-up that I am considering moving to a different forum. Somebody stop me!

Originally posted by PVS
now one of the ads doesnt have a mute switch

what a f***ing scam

why are we subjected to this shit?


It's there...

it's just invisible. Click on the area where the mute switch normally is, and it will appear.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I am getting so pissed about all the pop-up that I am considering moving to a different forum. Somebody stop me!


Don't goooooo......We won't have a Buddhist then...... ....

Yeah, I guess we will....but still

will the problem go away if you remove your speakers ?

*stabs speakers with a screwdriver*

WOW THANKS GCG!!!!

Originally posted by PVS
is this pissing anyone else off or is it just me. why must we be subject to an audio-invasion every time we hit reload?

some of us are trying to goof off at work, and it doesnt help to blow our cover with audio ads
cri more n00b

Actually, I'm in compete agreement--the little bastard ads stop me from laughing as I watch a video of a screwy kid who spazzes out from playing Halo online.

EDIT: Yeah...stop me from laughing. Because I can't hear what he's saying, that is.

Why is it that i have yet to hear these sounds ?

Originally posted by FeceMan
cri more n00b

why dont you learn the definition of insults before you use them.
just a suggestion...take it or leave it

Originally posted by PVS
why dont you learn the definition of insults before you use them.
just a suggestion...take it or leave it
1. I know the definitions of 'cri more n00b'. Apparently you are the one lacking comprehension.
2. I was agreeing with you. Nice.

STILLLLLL....


no ****ing answer to my question....

Spelljammer...

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
STILLLLLL....


no ****ing answer to my question....

Spelljammer...
What?

Originally posted by FeceMan
1. I know the definitions of 'cri more n00b'. Apparently you are the one lacking comprehension.
2. I was agreeing with you. Nice.

you suck

so you were agreeing with me? ok
it was a misunderstanding, my mistake

The pop up ad's on here are annoying.

Originally posted by PVS
you suck

so you were agreeing with me? ok
it was a misunderstanding, my mistake
Yes, and the heavens have opened and Jesus Himself has descended amongst us mortals.

That's, like, comparable odds, right?

I have a confession to make, everyone:

Ouch! No one likes struggling with painful crunches on the floor.

pizah! i've always been using firefox (ur kinda dumb not to) so i have no real pop ups on this site.
but the ads with the sound and crap were annoying as hell.
i don't know if this has been posted yet but if you have firefox and are sick of the sounds flash ads go here : https://addons.mozilla.org/extensions/moreinfo.php?id=10&application=firefox
and download the extension to get rid of them

Sorry to bump this, but I didn't want to start a new thread. Is anyone getting the text-blocking pop-up on your monitor with the half-naked family of four ready to go on their big vacation? What about the "Mate1" banners?

The half naked family is for a Target ad.

Quick! What's Paris Hilton's dog's name? Is it Fluffy, Tinkerball, or Mini-Paris?
If I answer correctly that advertising banner will give me a pink mini-Ipod free!!!!

Somebody pllleeeeeeease help meeeee!

Get Firefox...

Me too, me too...........I was wondering if anyone was getting this also...I thought about this thread too.............OH, man.......I'm getting the same thing you are Botankus.

bash ??!?!?!So what's the answer????!?!?!?!?!rantingsweatsweattaztwisted1
I'm dying over here! And while you're at it, give me Lil' Bow Wow's real name! Is it Butch? Bubba?

What are you talkin about with the Lil bow, butch, babba? .....I hope I don't catch your disease........lol


Also, are you seeing Spider Man?????????....Cause I"m sick of spider man popping all over the place.

Whenever I read the title of this thread, my mouth always asks my brain: "Well, who is?". The answer is always the same: "Shut the f*ck up, stupid mouth!".

I think Bow Wow is Paris Hilton's dog - so he'd be B.W. Hilton. There, both questions answered.

I can honestly say one movie that I am never, ever, ever, ever seeing, and if I see the movie poster I'm going to piss all over it:

QUINCEANERA

I don't care if the City Heats Up, if I ever see that prick and that primadonna witch from those banners, I'm cracking some skulls!

How much did they pay KMC to be the only banner for 4 straight days??!?!?!? I'll pay anything to get their stupid NY/LA premiere over and done with!

I'm not the biggest fish eater in the world

I like trout.......eat

What ****ing necromancer dared to raise this thread from its resting place?

My bud..........

Why?? Can't you think of a new thread there buddy??

topic: annoying kmc ads

reason for posting: annoying kmc ads

topic relevancy/bump justification: *approved*

besides, i feel that as long as we must suffer audio intrusions this thread should stand as a monument. remember that frikin mosquito ad from a couple of weeks ago?

Nope. My speakers are rarely on. Thread necromancers, begone! Back into the darkness with ye! Your woooounds require elixir, but they shall have none!

Fece, normally I wouldn't touch it, but I really want anyone behind that damned movie to eat a grenade at the premiere for having 98% of the banner space for one solid week. It was an extreme case, and extreme cases call for extreme actions.

well, looks like we're all going to be sick of the new bond film before it even comes out.

but perhaps thats a blessing in disguise. i notice that 100% of films advertised via banner on this site tank, and tank hard. so...does that mean casino royale is doomed?

Yes.....Yes it does!

Originally posted by PVS
topic: annoying kmc ads

reason for posting: annoying kmc ads

topic relevancy/bump justification: *approved*

besides, i feel that as long as we must suffer audio intrusions this thread should stand as a monument. remember that frikin mosquito ad from a couple of weeks ago? I hated the mosquito add, and there was this fly thing too which confused me........I kept hearing flies....and thought someone was sending me some annoying type music clip or something.........

firefox blocks all that.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Whenever I read the title of this thread, my mouth always asks my brain: "Well, who is?". The answer is always the same: "Shut the f*ck up, stupid mouth!".

I am.

Damn it, this sh*tty-ass Quinceanera is back and that loser guy and that primadonna bizzo are dominating the Internet banner world again. I thought it had premiered already!! Someone take it out of the theaters so we'll only have to deal with this one more time on the DVD release.

great, now 'zap the mosquito' is back

obnoxious assholes

Originally posted by PVS
that frikin mosquito ad from a couple of weeks ago?

Yeah, wtf is that? It started again today.

Originally posted by PVS
great, now 'zap the mosquito' is back

obnoxious assholes

Oh...I didn't read the last post before I posted.

I'm wanting to zap that and "Idlewild," while I'm at it.

it wont frikin stop! every other time a page loads i get audio-raped

Hmmmmmmm I do love trout though......A little salt and pepper and butter and..............

Originally posted by PVS
it wont frikin stop! every other time a page loads i get audio-raped
"audio-raped"

by a fly

Originally posted by Clovie
no ads.
and no pop-ups

Same here

Oh, yeah, Phat Girlz. I'm on it (literally).

this ****ing mcdonalds lady. someboby kill her

I'd like to for the sole purpose of suggesting that any endeavor into McDonald's will lead to a successful career.

Originally posted by Schecter
this ****ing mcdonalds lady. someboby kill her
I laugh everytime... It's so good.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/PVS/Picture2.png

ROFL

Must.... Get.... "Career"..... In.... McDonalds....

she keeps multiplying

Originally posted by Schecter
she keeps multiplying

Hmmm maybe they need more sterilisation burgers? i kid i kid

lol she's black

lol

really though, why are they always black? its been like that for as long as i can remember. like...."are you black? well...here lies the peak of your potential....mcdonalds"

McDowells is better, you get free soul glow

Great movie, that.

Originally posted by Schecter
really though, why are they always black? its been like that for as long as i can remember. like...."are you black? well...here lies the peak of your potential....mcdonalds"

You know, I didn't even notice you'd changed your sig and avatar. I certainly didn't notice the sig, because I've gotten used to seeing it all over the page.

Originally posted by PVS
is this pissing anyone else off or is it just me. why must we be subject to an audio-invasion every time we hit reload?

some of us are trying to goof off at work, and it doesnt help to blow our cover with audio ads

smart people buy mac's

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
smart people buy mac's

ive been an mac fanboy for over 15 years. know what i learned over the past few? they suck. they are riddled with design flaws which apple routinely refuses to acknowledge. from the old g3 imacs to the g5 imacs to the new intels. crap. i work on one 8 hours a day and hate the ****ing thing with a passion. but at least it doesnt randomly shut down like half the computers at my office to, or just overheat till the processer fries, like what happened to a guy i work with this very week.

**** mac. dont believe the hype. great, you dont have to worry about viruses. hope thats important to you because thats its only perk

Dont know, as an average user, Its much more user friendly to me than a PC ever was. and tech support is actually helpful. Not trying to play favorites, was only a poor joke, but I havent found anything i cant do on my mac that i could do on my old Pc, and the presentation is much more idiot proof than my old PC, but then again, im not of the technical bunch. therefor i only need it for simple endevours

Oh and the virus thing is actually an astoundingly important aspect

uh oh. the mcdonalds lady is back. time to switch my av/sig again

Hey, these banners convinced me to get a job at McDonald's. I'm microwaving pre-made sausage biscuits for the time being, but my boss (who looks alot like that hottie in the Internet banner) told me that if I stop burning the made-from-box-scratch biscuits, I'll probably be District Manager - East Cost Division by July. Thank you KMC!

Next year, i'll be on fries and thats where the big bucks are.

Just don't expect to leap-frog me when it comes to my career. I was told that I'm making the jump from drive-through to C.F.O., and I don't need fry guys holding me back.

If you do, I'll send my bitches after you. I took a picture of them the time the milkshake dude tried to stunt my career growth, and now I've included them in my sig.

Hmmm, I'm not getting anything......I must have grrreeeeeeeeeeaat fire walls.

Originally posted by botankus
Just don't expect to leap-frog me when it comes to my career. I was told that I'm making the jump from drive-through to C.F.O., and I don't need fry guys holding me back.

If you do, I'll send my bitches after you. I took a picture of them the time the milkshake dude tried to stunt my career growth, and now I've included them in my sig.

Don't forget Brittney in your avatar. That has to count for something.

Originally posted by botankus
Just don't expect to leap-frog me when it comes to my career. I was told that I'm making the jump from drive-through to C.F.O., and I don't need fry guys holding me back.

If you do, I'll send my bitches after you. I took a picture of them the time the milkshake dude tried to stunt my career growth, and now I've included them in my sig.

Hey i'm working my way up the corporate clown ladder, im managing to spit in every 3rd big mac now and those drive through bitches aint sh*t, they are only after a happy meal, ours are after a happy ending.

Originally posted by Devil King
Don't forget Brittney in your avatar. That has to count for something.

Ah, yes. Here was the scene just moments before, which led to the SWAT team entrance:

Originally posted by debbiejo
Hmmm, I'm not getting anything.

we know

Originally posted by Schecter
we know

Hey, I found a link to help you out in your career search:

http://www.mcnewjersey.com


Here's more tempting reasons to get that application form:

http://www.mcnorthcarolina.com/images/coops/48/top_ten.pdf

What the hell is this about, I have no popups maybe because im using firefox

Originally posted by botankus
http://www.mcnorthcarolina.com/images/coops/48/top_ten.pdf

That has got to be one of the more sad things I've read in a while.

Now I'm getting sniped off by these ads that appear a few seconds after the page loads. It hovers around the lower part of the screen...where your mouse would most likely be. I've accidentally clicked on the morphing ads about 10 times in the last week.

I've never gotten anything from KMC. Panicware Pop-Up Stopper and Firefox FTW!

....an antiques dealer...with an eye for art...and trouble...

This one's for PVS:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I BELIEVE IN EXERCISE!!!!


someone shut that whore up, please.

Thank God I have my sound down.

Now that this thread is officially back, I'd like to point out my irritance with those "clear" ad banners that take on the color of the web page. As if having about 2 millimeters of non-clickable space on a page wasn't bad enough, now they've made you colorblind.

she stages random attacks on my poor ears.

ill click through pages and she keeps popping up. so its like:

"i believe in....i believe...i believe in excercise...i believe" so i get to create my own idiot hollywood gutterslut remix.

Thankfully i have a mac and dont have to worry about all that Virus, pop up ad shit

Originally posted by Schecter
"i believe in....i believe...i believe in excercise...i believe"

*imagines this to the tune of "What a Feeling"*