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Yep. Just as it says. Solid Snake vs. Hulk.

Featureless environment. They start 30 feet from each other.

Snake gets his usual arsenal. Hulk gets his ripped, purple pants.

Who would win?

I'm personally leaning towards Solid Snake. I think he's got a chance. He'll definitely hold his own, that's for sure.

Nope. No joke guys. I really think that Solid Snake can hold his own.

May I ask how? Assuming you're not talking about Jobber Hulk?

You're freakin kidding me right? You can't be this much of a fanboy can you? WHAT THE HELL IS STUPID ASS SNAKE GOING TO DO TO THE HULK? He can't do shit to Hulk. Not even a scratch. Hulk will just clap his hands together and Snake will be out for good. Or Hulk can just walk up to him and sock him so hard he'll send him flying a mile away. Snake wouldn't even be able to make the Hulk flinch.

He's right.

....HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, man. I couldn't even keep a straight face anymore. Orestes, Hulk Power, johnv89, my friends...of course I'm joking.

Man, that was really hard to type up this thread without laughing the whole time.

I was doing it in retaliation to TwisterGameX's "Magneto vs. Spiderman" thread.

Seriously, guys. I was just joking. A horrible joke I know. Just relax.

Hulk beats Snake, Cyber Ninja, Psycho Mantis, and all the metal gears in one flick of his pinkie.

Don't worry, boys. I haven't gone mental.

Originally posted by Metalmanx
....HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, man. I couldn't even keep a straight face anymore. Orestes, Hulk Power, johnv89, my friends...of course I'm joking.

Man, that was really hard to type up this thread without laughing the whole time.

I was doing it in retaliation to TwisterGameX's "Magneto vs. Spiderman" thread.

Seriously, guys. I was just joking. A horrible joke I know. Just relax.

Hulk beats Snake, Cyber Ninja, Psycho Mantis, and all the metal gears in one flick of his pinkie.

Don't worry, boys. I haven't gone mental.

It's good to know that.

LOL, well on second thought maybe solid snake has a chance.

Snake would come in at this point and whine about this.

Originally posted by Hulk Power
It's good to know that.

Haha, man. You were going a little crazy there yourself, bro.

But I completely understand, don't worry. I would've done the same in your shoes, haha.

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Haha, man. You were going a little crazy there yourself, bro.

But I completely understand, don't worry. I would've done the same in your shoes, haha.

Imagine someone made a thread like this but instead of it being Hulk vs Snake, it was Colossus vs Snake and you didn't know it was a joke. You'd probably go insane or something...

The hulk would clap his hands together and Snake dies.

well, collosus would lose BAD!!!

Originally posted by johnv89
well, collosus would lose BAD!!!

Now I REALLY hope that was a joke. Cuz I'm done joking now.

No, joke

hulk cant see snake, so he doesnt know who to get mad at and then, he turns into banner, then snake force feeds him c-4, and turns him, into hulk and then detonates it.

Hulk would live too...

well when bats did it, it turned him into banner....

No way, hulk dies in a instant.

Originally posted by johnv89
No way, hulk dies in a instant.

Are you joking or are you serious?

We shouldn't really go by bat feats, because he has batmagic.

Originally posted by Hulk Power
Are you joking or are you serious?
die no....turn to banner, yes....

these are the comics, anything is possible.... NOOO, hulk or colossus smashes him to a grease spot, enough kidding around.

Originally posted by johnv89
these are the comics, anything is possible.... NOOO, hulk or colossus smashes him to a grease spot, enough kidding around.
snake is invisible....

very hard to see yes, invisible...only if your eyesight is 50/20.

Originally posted by johnv89
No, joke

...Really, dude?

I don't want to start hating you already, heh.

Edit: Whoops, I see your new post now, haha.

Nevermind. =P

I wouldn't do that, colossus is too damn tough to be taken down by the likes of snake. Hes good in my book.

by the way that was my 100th post, thank you all for the support.

Originally posted by johnv89
very hard to see yes, invisible...only if your eyesight is 50/20.
nope he has a full cloak device.

Dont correct me in front of the children!

Originally posted by johnv89
Dont correct me in front of the children!
sorry babe.....

Sorry, I didn't realize I was speaking to king kam. my apologize

its all good.

Hulk wins this. Irealize its a retort thread to a bitter thread . . .

Hulk doesn't NEED a target to get mad, the invisible guy hiding from hulk like coward make hulk mad.

The only way he could win is the same way Wolverine wins, the hulk gets bored and leaves . . . But that's a loophole in the rules and really shouldn't be a win.

Looks like i am not the only guy from germany, good to know.

Well: Hulk smah snake man

With this words said i can go back to bed.

i say if snake force fed banner c4 and then banner hulked out and snake hit the detinator the c4 would be like a laxative and the hulk would crap his purple booty shorts

Originally posted by pimpmytoots
i say if snake force fed banner c4 and then banner hulked out and snake hit the detinator the c4 would be like a laxative and the hulk would crap his purple booty shorts

and then hulk will wipe his butt with snake
THE END

Originally posted by pimpmytoots
and then hulk will wipe his butt with snake
THE END

Classic.