Batman runs human gauntlet

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jgiant
Batman has no weapons, one day rest between fights, happen in gotham:
1. 5 thugs
2. 10 thungs
3. 20 thugs
4. 50 thugs
5. 100 thugs
5. 50 ninjas
6. 100 ninjas
7. 100 thugs/50 ninjas
8. 200 thugs/100 ninjas
9. 600 thugs
10. 400 ninjas
Any other fights that i didn't mention you could add, have to be humans...

EsteemedLeader
Do they have weapons?

jgiant
Half the thugs have bats, half the ninjas have swords...or they don't answer both if you please...

ZephroCarnelian
20 thugs. No more than that. He's not Superhuman. He's only very skilled.

jgiant
Ok none have weapons, remember he is in gotham...he doesn't have to fight all at once...

EsteemedLeader
When they have weapons, he can turn them against the thugs and ninjas. When they don't, what are they gonna do to Batman anyway?

jgiant
Sorry guys i couldn't edit in time:
senerio one bats has no weapons, enemies have no weapons...
Senerio two bats has grapling gun, five smoke/gas bombs, five batangs, five grenades, thugs have bats, ninjas have swords, batman has a whole day to take them out...

EsteemedLeader
Just a day? Give him two so he can at least have a nap and a turkey sandwich.

jgiant
No.

jplatinum
He gets stopped at 8.

EsteemedLeader
But turkey sandwiches are an integral part of the persona of the Batman. Taking away his turkey sandwiches is like taking the armor from Iron Man and putting him in a fight naked.

jgiant
Well i guess batman is done at square 1...no damn sangwhiches, or sandwiches for that matter...

EsteemedLeader
What the Hell is a sangwhich?

jgiant
Look deep within side yourself, only then will you then find the answer you seek...

Dizzle
Batman sweeps it. Why? You ever seen a self respecting comic book character actually LOSE to nameless villains? And this IS Batman. Instead of spending the full day, he finds some way to take em all out with minimal effort. Then, no longer bound by the rules of the thread, goes and gets himself a turkey sammich.

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by Dizzle
Batman sweeps it. Why? You ever seen a self respecting comic book character actually LOSE to nameless villains? And this IS Batman. Instead of spending the full day, he finds some way to take em all out with minimal effort. Then, no longer bound by the rules of the thread, goes and gets himself a turkey sammich.

Bwahahahahaha!evillaugh

He brings down all those police blimps on the city, which crash on the thugs and ninjas killing them instantly.

jgiant
Originally posted by Dizzle
Batman sweeps it. Why? You ever seen a self respecting comic book character actually LOSE to nameless villains? And this IS Batman. Instead of spending the full day, he finds some way to take em all out with minimal effort. Then, no longer bound by the rules of the thread, goes and gets himself a turkey sammich.
*sigh* I guess your right...but how about if he wasn't protected by his writers, what if he actually fought these guys on his own, no bubbles, no narration, just pure...just forget it, batman wins yet again...

srankmissingnin
Gets to a 100 thugs 50 ninjas for sure, he might get past but not far.

jinzin
gets stomped at 100 ninjas

Dizzle
Originally posted by jinzin
gets stomped at 100 ninjas

Hey, Daredevil already did take 100 ninjas. Batman could take Daredevil a good amount of the time. (it's close, to say the least) Batman beats up on 100 ninjas. Without sweating, cuz Batman's immune to sweat.

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