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...DOCTOR DOOM'S FAVORITE EUPHEMISMS FOR SEX:
10. "Unleashing the Doombots"
9. "Ruling the kingdom with an iron fist"
8. "Extending the power of Doom"
7. "Mastering the diabolical"
6. "Allying with the Sub-Mariner"
5. "Demanding total, blind obedience"
4. "Incurring the wrath of Doom"
3. "Penetrating the invisible force field"
2. "Paying for this effrontery a thousandfold"
And Doctor Doom's number one euphemism for sex:
1. "Besting the accursed Richards"
10. "Unleashing the Doombots"
9. "Ruling the kingdom with an iron fist"
8. "Extending the power of Doom"
7. "Mastering the diabolical"
6. "Allying with the Sub-Mariner"
5. "Demanding total, blind obedience"
4. "Incurring the wrath of Doom"
3. "Penetrating the invisible force field"
2. "Paying for this effrontery a thousandfold"
And Doctor Doom's number one euphemism for sex:
1. "Besting the accursed Richards"