Biological terms, DEFINED!!

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Telpy
Benign - What you be, after you be eight

Artery - The study of paintings

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria

Barium - What doctors do when patients die

Cesarean section - A neighborhood in Rome

Catscan - Searching fo Kitty

Cauterize - Make eye contact with her

Colic - A sheepdog

Coma - A punctuation mark

D&C - Where Washington is

Dilate - To live long

Enema - Not a friend

Fester - Quicker than someone else

Fibula - A small lie

G.I. Series - World series of military baseball

Hangnail - What you hang your coat on

Impotent - Distinguished, well known

Labor pain - Getting hurt at work

Medical staff - A doctors cane

Morbid - A higher offer

Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates

Node - I knew it

Outpatient - A person who has fainted

Pap smear - A fatherhood test

Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis laughing out loud

Post operative - A letter carrier

Recovery room - Place to do upholstry

Rectum - Almost near killed him

Secretion - Hiding something

Seizure - Roman emperor

Tablet - A small table

Terminal illness - Getting sick at the airport

Tumor - One plus one more

Urine - Opposite of your out

T.M
good stuff the Pelvis one is great laughing out loud

HBK
Thats some good copying and pasting.

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