Telpy
Benign - What you be, after you be eight
Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean section - A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan - Searching fo Kitty
Cauterize - Make eye contact with her
Colic - A sheepdog
Coma - A punctuation mark
D&C - Where Washington is
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
G.I. Series - World series of military baseball
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical staff - A doctors cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pap smear - A fatherhood test
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post operative - A letter carrier
Recovery room - Place to do upholstry
Rectum - Almost near killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of your out
Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean section - A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan - Searching fo Kitty
Cauterize - Make eye contact with her
Colic - A sheepdog
Coma - A punctuation mark
D&C - Where Washington is
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
G.I. Series - World series of military baseball
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical staff - A doctors cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pap smear - A fatherhood test
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post operative - A letter carrier
Recovery room - Place to do upholstry
Rectum - Almost near killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of your out