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What does everyone think of sex in Star Wars? it was hinted at in ROTS and Shadows of the Empire, but, sadly, not described or seen.

Originally posted by Adamwankenobi
What does everyone think of sex in Star Wars? it was hinted at in ROTS and Shadows of the Empire, but, sadly, not described or seen.


Sorry, you have to find another way to get your rocks off, SW isnt the movie for you.

Originally posted by Adamwankenobi
What does everyone think of sex in Star Wars? it was hinted at in ROTS and Shadows of the Empire, but, sadly, not described or seen.

'Sadly' Eh?

I HAD often thought about Anakin and Padme, i have to say blushing...



among OTHER things that i will NOT comment about shutup



so, Yes for me....

I don't know about you, but when I went to see Star Wars, I was hoping to see a couple people get it on!

Man! The sex was great!! Had to touch myself while seeing the movie!!!!

Sanity on KMC?

Hurray for perverted losers.

Female Twi'liks would come to mind if you think about it. Aayla was kinda cute, lol.

You might wanna try a littleknown movie called "Star Whores" .... it might be up your alley

You sad, sad sex hounds. And yes Baily, I recommend that movie for them. Family fun for all.

Originally posted by Ballister
You sad, sad sex hounds. And yes Baily, I recommend that movie for them. Family fun for all.

good one...

I mean, we could have saw Anakin use the force to um... well, Bruce did it in Bruce Almighty!

Blimpy Natalie wouldn't have been as attractive

ok then.....

Wtf.

Originally posted by overlord
Man! The sex was great!! Had to touch myself while seeing the movie!!!!
...


I have to ask, lol.


What part of the movie did u have that reaction???

when your mom was on screen.

the closest sex scene in SW would be when:

Padme gives birth and Obi looks at her.... you know
Ani kissing Padme
Luke kissing Leia
Han kiising Leia
Chewie kissing Leia
Ewok kissing Leia
R2 kissing Leia
did i mention Leia kissing C3PO

How necessary would a sex scene be, in all honesty? SW is still kinda a family movie...semi sorta...

More like a kid's movie... as GL intended originally. But with ROTS, just wanted to tell the story.

I must have sex! I'm a teenage guy who's a geek! I'm deprived!

Originally posted by Adamwankenobi
I must have sex! I'm a teenage guy who's a geek! I'm deprived!

Adamwan, meet your hand. Adamwan's hand, meet Adamwan. Now shake hands.

Originally posted by Adamwankenobi
I must have sex! I'm a teenage guy who's a geek! I'm deprived!

I feel so much better about my own life.

Originally posted by Ast
I feel so much better about my own life.

Indeed.

I'm a geek, who's had sex. Am I a minority?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Indeed.

I'm a geek, who's had sex. Am I a minority?

No.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/cyberlovah.html

lol

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Indeed.

I'm a geek, who's had sex. Am I a minority?
Bravo Buddy. Wud'ja f^ck this time? a fruit?

Originally posted by JenR1215
Bravo Buddy. Wud'ja f^ck this time? a fruit?

Erm...no.

More like my ex-girlfriend who was 9 years my senior.

dontgetit

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Adamwan, meet your hand. Adamwan's hand, meet Adamwan. Now shake hands.

We've known each other for a long time. We met in my bathroom when I was 12. I need the real thing soon!

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Erm...no.

More like my ex-girlfriend who was 9 years my senior.
nice! my g/f's got that beat by 1 year. bravo, sir. bravo.
and as for sex being hinted at in rots, that's how babies are made. for god's sake.

Yea I could so see Anakin Banging Padme at the start of the movie.

*pan down to anakin's pad in the Jedi temple*

*through the door you can hear Padmes hard breathing and screaming*

*cut to hardcore sex scene*

*fade out to begining of the space battle*

*run rest of ROTS*

see it fits in perfectly!!!!

it fits in so well in fact I bet its a deleted scene that will be included in the SW saga 6 DVD box set.

it will be titled: 'Padme, the only thing anakins "lightsaber" cant cut through'

Cool! I like the idea!

I think Jabba and Leia may have had relations.

Originally posted by Adamwankenobi
Cool! I like the idea! BANNED!!! FOR THINKING UNHOLY THOUGHTS!!! MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
Yea I could so see Anakin Banging Padme at the start of the movie.

*pan down to anakin's pad in the Jedi temple*

*through the door you can hear Padmes hard breathing and screaming*

*cut to hardcore sex scene*

*fade out to begining of the space battle*

*run rest of ROTS*

see it fits in perfectly!!!!

it fits in so well in fact I bet its a deleted scene that will be included in the SW saga 6 DVD box set.

it will be titled: 'Padme, the only thing anakins "lightsaber" cant cut through'

so your telling it should be shown??

yuk!

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
so your telling it should be shown??

It's a must! I need something like that to masturbate to!

... That's gross.

...


even if there WAS a sex scene... i wouldn't get THAT turned on about it..

keep your turn ons to yourself thankyou

i'd leave the theater or lmao if i saw a guy/girl doing that... while watching the movie.


C'mon this is SW, lol.

I wouldn't be looking at it, I would be watching the movie instead.

i meant if it was KNOW that they were doing that. like.. them REALLY getting into it.





ew!

if they were making noises while they were doing it behind me i would move to the other side of the cinema

ADK, you just had to make this thread, didn't you...

He has just become sexually active and was so enthousiastic to share that with us.

next he'll be going to lucas to make Hayden and Natalie do a sex scene for the special release

j/k

Originally posted by Sir J
if they were making noises while they were doing it behind me i would move to the other side of the cinema
I'd turn around and throw my drink on them and say:

"COOL YA'SELF OFF B!TCH, I WAITED 3 F*CKING YEARS TO SEE THIS DAMN MOVIE!!!!"


Originally posted by Sir J
next he'll be going to lucas to make Hayden and Natalie do a sex scene for the special release. j/k
EW, lol.

That makes me sick just see him with her.

you know jen i dont think you would mind if it was ewan instead of hayden j/k

obi probably was the one who got padme pregnant

ew this thread is bringing horrible thoughts to my mind

I WISH!! Obi got Padme pregnate...

i dont care WHO the sex scene was with. I just dont want to see Hayden in it.

lol

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