Savage Hulk vs Teen Titans

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golem370
Here we go Savage Hulk is rampaging in town and the the Titans get the Alarm they see a 7foot 1,040 wrecking ball. First thing Flash tries to hit Hulk with now idea how fast he is so before Flash could he gets swated all the way back to the tower and knocks him out.





Savage Hulk vs Cyborg,Robin,Starfire,Raven,Wondergirl,Kid Flash III,Beast Boy

Draco69
The Teen Titans easily. Savage Hulk is angry. Raven eats (literally) emotions. Savage Hulk is no longer angry and is now calm. Savage Hulk turns into Banner. Banner gets raped by the rest of the Titans.

Or Kid Flash steals his speed rendering him an immobile statue.
Or Raven teleports him to Trigon.
Or Cyborg uses sleeping gas.
Or Beast Boy copies Hulks form.

So many ways really...

golem370
I thought Hulk was immune to sleeping gas. Flash is already down^

Draco69
He SHOULD be. But for some odd reason it's a special weakness to him despite his healing factor...

Kid Flash can heal and revive himself at exponential rates. Raven can just heal him also.

golem370
Your tell me that The Hulk who has a healing factor. Who went up against Wonder Man and Iron Man could not beat the Teen Titans please he fought people more powerful then all of them.

Draco69
Power means nothing against certain elements that will determine the victor. And Raven is powerful enough to beat him herself.

Raven is an emotion vampire. She digests emotions until the person is as emotionless as a stainless steel fork. Savage Hulk requires angry and rage to be "Hulkified". If he's NOT angry or enraged than he transforms back to Banner. All Raven has to do is A) eat his emotions (anger) until he's competely calm in which he will transform back to Banner in which he will be incinerated by Superboy's heat vision. or B) Just teleport him to Trigon for a cheap win.

And the Titans can also take down Wonder Man and Iron Man for your information.

The Ion
Titans 10/10

golem370
Sure.

The Ion
Don't worry. There's plenty more lopsided threads you can attempt to make.

golem370
Which is lopsided?

The Ion
Lopsided in favor of the Titans even though you obviously thought they didn't stand a chance against Hulk.

Porsche
They don't stand a chance against Hulk. This emotion eating vampire may be able to completely calm down normal humans but Hulk is just a wee bit different in that department. Sure she can leech off of him as much as she wants. But it's gonna be like a starving man chewing on an elephant... not gonna put a dent in his emotions.

Sleeping gas? Thunderclap

Copy his form? sure, now try copying his strength grows with anger ability.

Hulk 10/10

Draco69
Originally posted by Porsche
They don't stand a chance against Hulk. This emotion eating vampire may be able to completely calm down normal humans but Hulk is just a wee bit different in that department. Sure she can leech off of him as much as she wants. But it's gonna be like a starving man chewing on an elephant... not gonna put a dent in his emotions.

Please. If she can suck the emotions from from entire populated cities AND higher beings like the Lords of Order and Chaos than Hulk is just an appetizer.

Teleport or emotion sucking.

The Ion
Originally posted by Draco69
Please. If she can suck the emotions from from entire populated cities AND higher beings like the Lords of Order and Chaos than Hulk is just an appetizer.

Teleport or emotion sucking.
yes

Porsche
Emotion sucking on Hulk will overload her. It ain't happening. If this thread were created using a more powerful version of Hulk this wouldn't even be an issue as other versions don't turn into banner.

Draco69
Originally posted by Porsche
Emotion sucking on Hulk will overload her. It ain't happening. If this thread were created using a more powerful version of Hulk this wouldn't even be an issue as other versions don't turn into banner.

Overload? Please she once successfully absorbed the emotions of the entire planet. And she was lusting for more. She can't be overloaded. ALL the emotions go into her soulself which is a nexus into Trigon, a limitless hell dimension.

Hulk doesn't possess "limitless" anger. If he did, he'd be Hulk forever AND his mere presence by now would cause the planet to explode or something.

Porsche
Originally posted by Draco69
Overload? Please she once successfully absorbed the emotions of the entire planet. And she was lusting for more. She can't be overloaded. ALL the emotions go into her soulself which is a nexus into Trigon, a limitless hell dimension.

Hulk doesn't possess "limitless" anger. If he did, he'd be Hulk forever AND his mere presence by now would cause the planet to explode or something.

Well IF she has limitless levels of absorption then this might work. However, if it isn't instantaneous he'll kill before way before she can finish.

Draco69
Originally posted by Porsche
Well IF she has limitless levels of absorption then this might work. However, if it isn't instantaneous he'll kill before way before she can finish.

Hardly. He would be getting weaker and weaker by the second. You're also plainly forgetting her uber-magics and the rest of the Class 100 speedblitzers on the team to distract him. And as his anger dissapates than Hulk is Banner and Robin proceeds to beat the crap out of him.

The Ion
Great. Have we forgotten the rest of the Titans? They won't just stand there and chew bubble gum.

Porsche
If the other Titans start beating up on him that's gonna make him angry and at least prevent his anger from continuing to go down. It would be counterproductive.

Draco69
Ah. Correct. But Raven sensing the immense anger (and connection to his powers) would tell the Titans to merely distract (not attack) Hulk in the time it would take for him to become human again.

That or just have Kid Flash "freeze" him. Either way works.

long pig
Originally posted by Porsche
If the other Titans start beating up on him that's gonna make him angry and at least prevent his anger from continuing to go down. It would be counterproductive.
Could you stop being so wrong? Everything you say lately is just damned wrong.

Maybe if you post less, you'll seem more intelligent. big grin

Raven beats Hulk on her own.

Porsche
Bleh, he can't be frozen for one.. he's incredibly resistant to that sorta thing. Distracting him is still going to piss him off, and therefore keep his engine going. He can forget her and keep going after the rest of the team killing them off 2 at a time. When she's the only one left he can thunderclap and bust her ear drums.. (he could do this right at the start actually).

Draco69
Originally posted by Porsche
Bleh, he can't be frozen for one.. he's incredibly resistant to that sorta thing.

Not cold-frozen. Motion-frozen. Kid Flash absorbs his kinetic energy. He's a motionless statue. Speedball also did it to the Hulk so...


Originally posted by Porsche
Distracting him is still going to piss him off, and therefore keep his engine going.

Distraction doesn't mean provoking to anger. It simply means distracting one's attention to another. Which is what the several geniuses on the Titans will intend to do.


Originally posted by Porsche
He can forget her and keep going after the rest of the team killing them off 2 at a time.

First off, Hulk won't KNOW Raven is sucking his emotions dry like Oprah is to a Krispy Kreme shake. Second, Raven's emotion sucking is instantenous. She does it unconsciously as well. She just walks into a damn room and the "room dies". If she was actually CONCENTRATING on the act that the effect would be that more instanteneous and more potent as well. Seriously if she can reduced the Lords of Chaos to pitiful piles of depressed children than Hulk is no problem.


Originally posted by Porsche
When she's the only one left he can thunderclap and bust her ear drums.. (he could do this right at the start actually).

That's what magic and TK is for. Teleportation too. wink

Piedmon
Explain to me how you teleport away from a sonic attack that you don't even notice until it's too late because you're already hearing it....

Draco69
A thunderclap isn't really a sonic attack though. It's just overblown concussive or more accurately a bomb attack.

Piedmon
So it damages Wolverine's ears because.... err.... no, it's a sonic attack. I'm not saying Raven couldn't see Hulk take a deep breath and teleport out of there, but if it took her by surprise she'd be pretty well rocked....

Draco69
Originally posted by Piedmon
So it damages Wolverine's ears because.... err.... no, it's a sonic attack. I'm not saying Raven couldn't see Hulk take a deep breath and teleport out of there, but if it took her by surprise she'd be pretty well rocked....

It damages Wolvie's ears, yes because it's damn loud, true. But so are bombs and other concussive blasts. It's not really a sonic attack just moreover a concussive attack that's really noisy.

golem370
If I remember didn't Hulk become immune to the mental attacks of Xemu. Would'nt that make him Immune to Raven.He grab Robin and toss him into Orbit while Raven going after him he could beat the other team. Xemu tried to steal Hulk power and the Hulk was still strong enough to pick up Xemu ship.

Metalmanx
Originally posted by golem370
Here we go Savage Hulk is rampaging in town and the the Titans get the Alarm they see a 7foot 1,040 wrecking ball. First thing Flash tries to hit Hulk with now idea how fast he is so before Flash could he gets swated all the way back to the tower and knocks him out.





Savage Hulk vs Cyborg,Robin,Starfire,Raven,Wondergirl,Kid Flash III,Beast Boy

...Why the hell would Flash be be hit by Hulk? Even Savage Hulk at that? Damn, guys. Hulk's fast, but he's not NEARLY that fast. Nowhere close.

Teen Titans take this, by the way.

Superherovandal
telepathy is specifically one of Hulk's major weaknesses. It comes with having one's power being based on emotions.

Superherovandal
Teen Titans are one of the most underrated and most powerful teams out there alongside the Alpha Flight.

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