Comedy Hour: Carry On

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BOPRecruit 16
this isn't really a carry on story to begin with. just a really long joke. basically, i start with some random line. then people carry on. with a line or two. now, it doesn't have to be a joke you're heard before. just add something that somehow connects to the previous line or post. it can make sense or not. just make it funny! and no bashing other people's lines in the joke! if at some point we need to end a joke, let me know and we can start a new one. alright? here's my first contribution to "comedy hour":

one night, i go to order a drink at some bar and this guy starts hitting on me, delivering the lamest pick up line i have ever heard...

hotsauce6548
I tell him, "Dude... I'm not like that." And he's all like...

Regulus A Black
Im not either, and since neither of us are like that...

div
we should just shut up...

H. S. 6
I whipped out my pistol, and he...

milion888
whipped out his "gun" and ...

danagrint
said "My name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

mud_blood_princ
and then i stuck him with a swiss army knife and then i stuck a stick grenade in him and he died then end

danagrint
then I slapped him and he..

cutie_pie13
and he started laughing uncontrollably until.............

danagrint
he peed in his pants, then...

Shadow x 20
he left the room and got hit by a taxi called...

danagrint
The Strip Joint then the people coming out of the cab were...

Shadow x 20
giant monkeys with little pink hats and...

mud_blood_princ
leprechauns start breakdancing and...

danagrint
cockroaches tap-dancing, then the group...

ESB - 1138
departed to Giant Small Island where...

JaehSkywalker
they ordered a....

Regulus A Black
monkey dance, which is a dance that...

JaehSkywalker
makes you look like a monkey that's why...

ESB - 1138
you shouldn't do it because you will...

Regulus A Black
turn into a giant ape, and...

JaehSkywalker
sound like a whale so.........

Thorin
put your head inbetween your armpitt and...............

Dana Efron
burp uncontrolably until you get a big giant rash that...

JaehSkywalker
itches and burns that's why....

Regulus A Black
you shouldnt get the special from McDonalds...

Thorin
because it will turn your nads.............?

animelover4ever
Making people laugh at.....

derrick666
your little member.........

HPRules
Of the crab people community LOL

TheSims14
who dont flush the toilet

Captain REX
On weekends because...

HPRules
they dont like to

A Dose Of Vraya
without a condom because...

Scarlet Fox
the nargals jump out and...

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