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Diana

Wait, Surfer uses his cosmic awareness to learn she's clay golem and creates water to dissolve her. Flawless victory

mmm

SS decimates her

He might have no penis, but shoving the whole board up Diana's butt should do the trick.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He might have no penis, but shoving the whole board up Diana's butt should do the trick.


That would qualify as decimated in my book

Nah, Diana could easily take two boards in both holes, if not more.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Diana



abhi, destroy those non believers

Wonder Woman. Memes aside, unless you considerably outgun her physically , can resist the lasso's various hax, and fight in a tactical way supplemented by the aforementioned strength/speed and lasso resistance, to get past her bracers/sword, you're going to have a bad time. There's very few characters who have the combination of all of the above.

Originally posted by Supermex
SS decimates her
No

Surfer stomps with ease.

^ Which characters on the level of Wonder Woman has Surfer stomped w/ ease, exactly?

Originally posted by ODG
A character who somewhat nonchalantly tanks Hulk's attacks w/ no magic weakness whatsoever is supposed to lose here? Oh wait, just as long as he does worse than Superman... right.

Wonder Woman isn't going around busting planets. Surfer beats the crap out of those who do. And unless you want to extend this KMC myth that Surfer is a H2H featless glass cannon, he physically pounded the crap out of Beta Ray Bill.

Originally posted by Glorificus
Surfer stomps with ease.


Agreed

Originally posted by Supermex
WW decimates him

agreed

Originally posted by ODG
A character who somewhat nonchalantly tanks Hulk's attacks w/ no magic weakness whatsoever is supposed to lose here? Oh wait, just as long as he does worse than Superman... right.

Wonder Woman isn't going around busting planets. Surfer beats the crap out of those who do. And unless you want to extend this KMC myth that Surfer is a H2H featless glass cannon, he physically pounded the crap out of Beta Ray Bill.
Nonchalantly tanks Hulk's attacks? Honest question/request here, would love to see this

Originally posted by ODG
A character who somewhat nonchalantly tanks Hulk's attacks w/ no magic weakness whatsoever is supposed to lose here? Oh wait, just as long as he does worse than Superman... right.

Wonder Woman isn't going around busting planets. Surfer beats the crap out of those who do. And unless you want to extend this KMC myth that Surfer is a H2H featless glass cannon, he physically pounded the crap out of Beta Ray Bill.

Surfer has no way of really hitting WW as her defenses are too much.
She has FTL reflexes, grade A battle speed, bracelets that can double as an Aegis shield. This ignores your false implication abou5 the BRB scene (BRB has severely compromised from the board prior to receiving punches from Surfer). Unless you think Surfer can do that without hitting BRB with the board first.

Surfer wouldn't be immune to WW punches and kicks as she is able to harm Surfer's physical superiors.
Surfer wouldn't be immune to WWs lasso or sword either.

Imo
WW does better than Superman because of her defenses, speed, and equipment. Superman has red solar weakness (not that it's an automatic loss though).

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Nonchalantly tanks Hulk's attacks? Honest question/request here, would love to see this

ODG uses non-canonical stuff when it suits him

Wut.

Real talk now. Is this noncanon?

I'll tell you what is canon.

https://i.ibb.co/L5NyDQm/cap2.png

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Nonchalantly tanks Hulk's attacks? Honest question/request here, would love to see this Somewhat nonchalantly: Originally posted by ODG
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Savage Hulk vs Silver Surfer, from Tales to Astonish #92-93:
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http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Hulk%20Fights%20N-S/HulkvsSilverSurfer07.jpg

Savage Hulk vs Silver Surfer rematch, from Incredible Hulk #250:
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Hulk%20Fights%20N-S/HulkvsSilverSurfer08250.jpg
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Mindless Hulk (weakened) vs Silver Surfer, from Silver Surfer #125:
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Mindless Hulk (weakened) vs Silver Surfer continued, from Silver Surfer #125:
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Hulk%20Fights%20N-S/HulkvsSilverSurfer24.jpg
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Hulk%20Fights%20N-S/HulkvsSilverSurfer25.jpg
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Hulk%20Fights%20N-S/HulkvsSilverSurfer26.jpg

Savage Hulk (weakened) and Warbound vs Silver Surfer (weakened and mind-controlled), from Incredible Hulk vol.2 #95:
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Hulk%20Fights%20N-S/HulkvsSilverSurfer27v295.jpg
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Hulk%20Fights%20N-S/HulkvsSilverSurfer28.jpg
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None of them are Surfer taking hits from hulk nonchalantly

you do know odg is not gonna respond to you right?

Who cares

apparently you care enough to quote him

Didn't quote him

you have in the past

like a couple days ago

Originally posted by ODG
Somewhat nonchalantly:

Oh.

Honestly, didn't see anything that said somewhat nonchalantly - I even see Surfer being brought to his knees.

ODG seems a good guy, just misguided like Galactic Storm.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Oh.

Honestly, didn't see anything that said somewhat nonchalantly - I even see Surfer being brought to his knees.

https://i.ibb.co/Jyk7qSB/giphy.webp

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
ODG seems a good guy, just misguided like Galactic Storm.

Odg is autistic like astner Mr master etc

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Oh.

Honestly, didn't see anything that said somewhat nonchalantly - I even see Surfer being brought to his knees. Sure. But let's be real, Surfer is tanking those punches far more favorably than Thor.

Before, during and after being punched, Surfer spends more time philosophizing and analyzing wavelengths than shaking off stars.

Looks like the one showing that's not from 40 years ago, as soon as Hulk landed one shot it was over for Surfer.

Originally posted by MrMind
you have in the past

like a couple days ago Originally posted by abhilegend
Who cares

Originally posted by Juntai
Looks like the one showing that's not from 40 years ago, as soon as Hulk landed one shot it was over for Surfer. If you're referring to the Planet Hulk fight against the Warbound, that's not exactly fair as the Sakaaran wormhole weakened every character that traveled through it to some undefined degree. And IIRC, Hulk had a chance to recover more from its debilitating effects than Surfer had a chance to. Either way, I kept it in there for the sake of completion.

Also, Surfer's fight w/ Hulk in Silver Surfer #125 is from 1997 and canon.

If you want to criticize the feats due to age, ok. So long as you don't hypocritically turn around and rely on 40 year old feats to prove your position. Me? I'm ok with relying on Batman Year One, Daredevil Born Again, etc. so long as they've not been rendered irrelevant by hard retcons or subsequent feats.

There shouldn't be a time limit on feats. I have laughed at Carver for taking a stand against old feats.

Originally posted by ODG
And IIRC, Hulk had a chance to recover more from its debilitating effects than Surfer had a chance to.

Not really, as Surfer's become a legend of that gladiatoral arena and we were shown how much he's relished in such life.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not really, as Surfer's become a legend of that gladiatoral arena and we were shown how much he's relished in such life. I re-read the issues and I respectfully disagree with you here. After he was captured, Surfer did relish the pit-fights but he wasn't displayed in gladiator arenas. Indeed, Caiera had never even seen him before.

So I think it's more likely that Surfer came in after Hulk. But, y'know... I'm about 6 beers in and can't be bothered to argue the point.

Originally posted by ODG
I re-read the issues and I respectfully disagree with you here. After he was captured, Surfer did relish the pit-fights but he wasn't displayed in gladiator arenas. Indeed, Caiera had never even seen him before.

So I think it's more likely that Surfer came in after Hulk. But, y'know... I'm about 6 beers in and can't be bothered to argue the point.

We're all glad you have finally discovered drinking, my boy!

^ I've likely got decades more drinking experience than ya'll.

But that isn't the pertinent inquiry at the moment... Originally posted by ODG
I just watched the 5th episode of Netflix's Sandman.

It immediately shot itself into the top 3 greatest tv episodes of all time I've ever watched.

The only question I have is this: which specific comic(s) was this episode based on?

Originally posted by ODG
^ I've likely got decades more drinking experience than ya'll.

But that isn't the pertinent inquiry at the moment... the episodes are essentially the issues of Sandman.

The first season can largely be found in the first trade Preludes and Nocturnes.

Originally posted by Juntai
the episodes are essentially the issues of Sandman.

The first season can largely be found in the first trade Preludes and Nocturnes. and the dolls house episodes are from volume 2, the dolls house