Superman versus Thor...WITH A TWIST !!!

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grey fox
Superman is made out of chocolate , not the good creamy British stuff , or the rich Belgian crap . I could make him french chocolate just to be an ass but...nah . Let him be American Chocolate.

Thor is made out of the finest norse cheese avalible on the market.....

tiakocom
Marvel and DC really need to get off their arses and create new characters, cause peple are running out of ideas for this versus forum. cool

roughrider
I'm a Thor fan, but selective about my foreign cheese. I'll take the Superman chocolate, to eat with peanut butter and milk... laughing out loud

spideycarnage
HMMMMM chooooooooocoooolateeeeee!

outarddwarf
go cheese! Im a pakers fan (cheese head) GO CHEESE!

Edit: Oh and the blob walks in and eats them both.

spideycarnage
HAHAHA

streekz
laughing out loud

grey fox
Super-bump

outarddwarf
dude...
i ended it with my trump card, blob eats them both. Fox you just have to accept it....

Mindship
With a twist?
Sounds more like a drink: one sip, you're out for the count.

diabloman
this has been done many times already. but i doubt thor can take on supe with out mjornir

grey fox
I wonder.... if supes used his heat vision would he melt his own head ?

grey fox
bump

Soljer
Superman'd try a speedblitz and melt himself....

Validus
Originally posted by Soljer
Superman'd try a speedblitz and melt himself....
Nah, bio aura.

Soljer
Originally posted by Validus
Nah, bio aura.

Oh, that's a good point....

Superman's physiology is hyper-photosynthetic. Chocolate cannot photosynthesize, therefore, he is powerless.

Thor, on the other hand, is empowered by magical sources rather than scientific ones. Being made of cheese makes the mystical power in him no less powerful.

Validus
Who says chocolate can't photosynthesize?

Soljer
Originally posted by Validus
Who says chocolate can't photosynthesize?

Uhhh...

Science, logic, common sense, and the last four hershey bars I interviewed.

tjcoady
Originally posted by diabloman
this has been done many times already. but i doubt thor can take on supe with out mjornir

wait... what? this has been done many times before? did you actually read the original post?

grey fox
Originally posted by tjcoady
wait... what? this has been done many times before? did you actually read the original post?

He's banned, he can't here ya now....

Validus
Originally posted by Soljer
Uhhh...

Science, logic, common sense, and the last four hershey bars I interviewed.
Yeah ok but this is Kryptonian chocolate.

Soljer
Originally posted by Validus
Yeah ok but this is Kryptonian chocolate.

No, he's american chocolate. Check the original post.

Validus
I see.

Please accept my concession. sad

steverules
What happens when Cheese and Chocolate collide?

grey fox
Originally posted by steverules
What happens when Cheese and Chocolate collide?

Deliciousness ?

Hercules
Originally posted by grey fox
Deliciousness ?

Migraines?

superkronick92
Whoever wins, the lactose intolerant lose.

TricksterPriest
Stomach ulcers ftw. sick

Badabing
Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Stomach ulcers ftw. sick You're such a stomach ulcer fanboy. duriroll

TricksterPriest
Originally posted by Badabing
You're such a stomach ulcer fanboy. duriroll

And you are a dur fanboy. stick out tongue

Badabing
Originally posted by TricksterPriest
And you are a dur fanboy. stick out tongue And damn proud of it! durw00t

NiņoAraņa
Originally posted by grey fox
Deliciousness ? sick

Soljer
My brother in law LOVES peanut butter and cheese sandwiches.

Yeah, it's not chocolate and cheese, but it's still odd, no?

MightyEInherjar
Fine Cheese > Shitty Chocolate

Besides, you could kill Superman by leaving him in your car while you go to run errands on a hot summer day.

SnazzySmurph
Originally posted by Soljer
My brother in law LOVES peanut butter and cheese sandwiches.

Yeah, it's not chocolate and cheese, but it's still odd, no? You have a sister? hmm

Soljer
Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
You have a sister? hmm

Either that or a wife.

SnazzySmurph
Originally posted by Soljer
Either that or a wife. Or a brother, depending on where you live. srug

Or, for that matter, a husband.

Soljer
Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
Or a brother, depending on where you live. srug

Or, for that matter, a husband.

Hmmm....

Well, I'll give you a hint.

It's either a sister or a wife.

SnazzySmurph
Originally posted by Soljer
Hmmm....

Well, I'll give you a hint.

It's either a sister or a wife. mhm

I just remembered about your nephew.

I win anyways.

Soljer
Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
mhm

I just remembered about your nephew.

I win anyways.

smile.

Supermanluv
Originally posted by Validus
Who says chocolate can't photosynthesize?

Superman doesn't photosynthesize ! If he photosynthesized he'd literally explode everytim he when into space, and his bio electrical aura would need various holes in it to obtain Co2 from the atmosphere !

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