-=- Movies Making Headlines 500 years from Now -=-

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Koala MeatPie
Based on the current Hollywood Trend Pattern, which Movies you wouldn't be Surprised seeing in the boxoffice 500 years from now?

I'll Start:

The Son of Rocky Jr. 7:
Rocky VS Stephan King's IT.

Predator VS Napoleon's Clone

LittleFoot #124: The Apocolypse Commeth.

The Good The Used And The Sexy: Alice And The Quest For the White Powder

DarkWizard
Star Wars: Episode 18

BackFire
Pulp Fiction, the 11th remake.

Impediment
The remake of the remake of the remake of the remake of the remake of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, and Friday the 13th.

King_Thorin
Land befor time 600, humans kill the dinosaurs

Impediment
Spawn of the great-great-great grandchildren of Seed Of Chucky

DarkWizard
The thought of movies 500 years, or even a 1000 years from now actually scares me.

What will happen? Ideas are infinite. But limited to a point of making sense.

I am quite scared.

BackFire
It's very possible that in 500 years movies will be a retired artform.

DarkWizard
Originally posted by BackFire
It's very possible that in 500 years movies will be a retired artform.

God Invented the 'Apocolypse' to put an end to Remakes.

Or an Equilibrium to stop films.

Koala MeatPie
Eeps, Apocalypse*

StinkFist462
Scary Movie 32 1/2

DeVi| D0do
Why are we so confident the human race will even still exist in 500 years?

DarkWizard
Originally posted by DeVi| D0do
Why are we so confident the human race will even still exist in 500 years?

When we say "Humans" We are of course referring to Chuck Norris.


He cannot die.

King_Thorin
When the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

DarkWizard
Originally posted by King_Thorin
When the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

When David Banner gets angry, He turns into the Hulk.


When the Hulk gets angry, He turns in Chuck Norris.

King_Thorin
Originally posted by DarkWizard
When David Banner gets angry, He turns into the Hulk.


When the Hulk gets angry, He turns in Chuck Norris. laughing Yoda mouthed Chuck. Chuck nocked the Force out of Yoda, eventually the Force returned, but Yoda's speech pattern was never the same.yoda1

Soth
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you cannot see Chuck Norris, you have only moments to live.

King_Thorin
thats a good one.When angered, Chuck Norris's core temperature rises to one million times that of the sun & will destroy the entire Universe. This has happened twice so far & leading scientists claim that we are "Long Overdue" for another.

Koala MeatPie
When Chuck Norris Does Push Ups, he does not lift himself up, he pushes the World Down.


Back to the thread...

"Alien Vs Chuck Norris"

Arachnoidfreak
haha Chuck Norris facts rock ass.

Chuck Norris invented the cezarian section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

and onto the topic!

'Blood, Guts, and Sex: Part 34' It'll just be images of porn and dead people edited all together into an hour long sick-fest.

DarkWizard
Chuck Norris Took a time machine back into Egyptian times, he then farted causing the plagues.

King_Thorin
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
When Chuck Norris Does Push Ups, he does not lift himself up, he pushes the World Down.


Back to the thread...

"Alien Vs Chuck Norris" laughingAliens/predator/terminator/superman/freddy/jason/micheal meyers/spawn.... vs. Chuck Norris 18

King_Thorin
Originally posted by DarkWizard
Chuck Norris Took a time machine back into Egyptian times, he then farted causing the plagues. good one, i tried making a thread of this in the movie star celeb forum but people bashed me for it.

Makedde
I doubt we'd have TV and cinema in 500 years, we'd have something else...

DeVi| D0do
What makes you think that? Plays have been around for thousands of years and are still being made today...

Nevermind
Originally posted by BackFire
Pulp Fiction, the 11th remake.

Shut up! I'd hate to see a Tarantino movie remade! My teeth grit at the mentioning of it!

Originally posted by DarkWizard
The thought of movies 500 years, or even a 1000 years from now actually scares me.

What will happen? Ideas are infinite. But limited to a point of making sense.

I am quite scared.

I feel the exact same way.

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